True Story of the Day
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promethean75
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Omg the way the chick doesn't bang the spoon on the glass as she stirs. Who the fuck does that. Who makes a concerted effort not to tap the spoon maybe a couple times against the glass accidentally when they stir? Do u know how hard it is to do that unless u are so lame u can literally afford to take the time not to bump the glass with the spoon? This is fuckin bullshit.
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promethean75
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promethean75
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So i have a problem with another commercial and i need to talk about it. It's one of those guys in a foreign country taking us on a tour of the food and the culture things. Spain, and the dude is Jose Andreas.
What they've done... those goddamn producers and their nefarious psychotronic subliminal post-structural refication and disoriention of conventional value structures that navigate our understanding of what it is to be an authentic human being... is make Jose caricature his own fuckin language by artificially augmenting the inflection of his speech.
When he says 'i am Jose Andreas, etc.', he says it like this 'i am Jo Seandreas.' The syllabication is all fucked up and he'd NEVER say it like that unless they made him.
It's like hearing antonio Banderas tryna do a Spanish dude doing Antonio Banderas.
I hope i never see that commercial again and I'm making a note right now to avoid that channel when Jo Seandreas is on. And i have nothing against jose. It's what they've done to him.
What they've done... those goddamn producers and their nefarious psychotronic subliminal post-structural refication and disoriention of conventional value structures that navigate our understanding of what it is to be an authentic human being... is make Jose caricature his own fuckin language by artificially augmenting the inflection of his speech.
When he says 'i am Jose Andreas, etc.', he says it like this 'i am Jo Seandreas.' The syllabication is all fucked up and he'd NEVER say it like that unless they made him.
It's like hearing antonio Banderas tryna do a Spanish dude doing Antonio Banderas.
I hope i never see that commercial again and I'm making a note right now to avoid that channel when Jo Seandreas is on. And i have nothing against jose. It's what they've done to him.
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Gary Childress
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Yeah. The world is a mess right now as we endure Putin's hissy fit. We just have to play along until Putin gets tired or someone buys him a GI Joe doll.promethean75 wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 1:51 pm So i have a problem with another commercial and i need to talk about it. It's one of those guys in a foreign country taking us on a tour of the food and the culture things. Spain, and the dude is Jose Andreas.
What they've done... those goddamn producers and their nefarious psychotronic subliminal post-structural refication and disoriention of conventional value structures that navigate our understanding of what it is to be an authentic human being... is make Jose caricature his own fuckin language by artificially augmenting the inflection of his speech.
When he says 'i am Jose Andreas, etc.', he says it like this 'i am Jo Seandreas.' The syllabication is all fucked up and he'd NEVER say it like that unless they made him.
It's like hearing antonio Banderas tryna do a Spanish dude doing Antonio Banderas.
I hope i never see that commercial again and I'm making a note right now to avoid that channel when Jo Seandreas is on. And i have nothing against jose. It's what they've done to him.
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promethean75
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Make note of Don T's hand gestures when he's being interviewed or questioned. See how he always does the thing where he spreads his hands outward with his palms facing out? That's a deception, a defensive gesture that evolves in the behavior of a chronic liar who's always under suspicion and being interrogated. It says 'look, I'm unarmed!'
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promethean75
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These poor bastards are gonna start using this AI Girlfriend tech now that the class structured hypersexualized capitalist/consumerism of western society has so artificially frustrated and complicated the relationships between working men and women.
I have an idea tho for these software developers. So if the idea is to make as realistic as possible the AI girls, the user shouldn't be able to get em naked and in virtual bed until they've 'bonded' to some extent. Becuz that's what all these poor bastards are tryna do anyway... see a naked 3D chick.
So it would work like this. U meet this AI chick on the app. A certain amount of time and a certain procession of conversation and 'ritual' would have to happen before u could have sexy time with her. U would have to 'romance' her, earn her trust and respect, etc., before she took her britches off for u.
This feature would make the interaction with the AI dangerously realistic and more and more poor bastards would use it as a result I think. Imagine an AI hottie you've been talking to for three months who's still uncomfortable with having sex with u. Bro how awesome would that be?
The point is, a user can't just 'do what they want' with an AI entity if the purpose of the entity is to mimic the nature of a human being. If these poor bastards wanna hook with an AI chick, then goddamit treat her like a lady not a fuckin machine.
I have an idea tho for these software developers. So if the idea is to make as realistic as possible the AI girls, the user shouldn't be able to get em naked and in virtual bed until they've 'bonded' to some extent. Becuz that's what all these poor bastards are tryna do anyway... see a naked 3D chick.
So it would work like this. U meet this AI chick on the app. A certain amount of time and a certain procession of conversation and 'ritual' would have to happen before u could have sexy time with her. U would have to 'romance' her, earn her trust and respect, etc., before she took her britches off for u.
This feature would make the interaction with the AI dangerously realistic and more and more poor bastards would use it as a result I think. Imagine an AI hottie you've been talking to for three months who's still uncomfortable with having sex with u. Bro how awesome would that be?
The point is, a user can't just 'do what they want' with an AI entity if the purpose of the entity is to mimic the nature of a human being. If these poor bastards wanna hook with an AI chick, then goddamit treat her like a lady not a fuckin machine.
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promethean75
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Re: True Story of the Day
https://youtu.be/dxVGxuqR9yM
I am calling Farmer's Dog out and i claim this is a hoax. That woman never was a Farmer's Dog customer and that dog had never eaten Farmer's Dog prior to making this commercial. Follow me here.
If what she is saying is true, it meant either that Farmer's Dog contacted her and asked her to participate in an experiment in which her overweight dog would eat the product for x amount of time, hopefully to become healthy and eventually lose the weight.
Or.
She did happen to feed her dog Farmer's Dog for a period of time (unbeknownst to Farmer's Dog), noticed significant weight loss and a general increase in health in her dog, and then decided to contact Farmer's Dog and offer herself and her dog to do a commercial.
Now which do u think it is? That's right. Neither. Occam's razor tells us that the simplest solution is to hire actors to make that commercial. That's chick is a paid actor and a liar.
I am calling Farmer's Dog out and i claim this is a hoax. That woman never was a Farmer's Dog customer and that dog had never eaten Farmer's Dog prior to making this commercial. Follow me here.
If what she is saying is true, it meant either that Farmer's Dog contacted her and asked her to participate in an experiment in which her overweight dog would eat the product for x amount of time, hopefully to become healthy and eventually lose the weight.
Or.
She did happen to feed her dog Farmer's Dog for a period of time (unbeknownst to Farmer's Dog), noticed significant weight loss and a general increase in health in her dog, and then decided to contact Farmer's Dog and offer herself and her dog to do a commercial.
Now which do u think it is? That's right. Neither. Occam's razor tells us that the simplest solution is to hire actors to make that commercial. That's chick is a paid actor and a liar.
Re: True Story of the Day
Huh? There are plenty of examples of the latter. You have heard of Jared, right?promethean75 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:37 pm https://youtu.be/dxVGxuqR9yM
I am calling Farmer's Dog out and i claim this is a hoax. That woman never was a Farmer's Dog customer and that dog had never eaten Farmer's Dog prior to making this commercial. Follow me here.
If what she is saying is true, it meant either that Farmer's Dog contacted her and asked her to participate in an experiment in which her overweight dog would eat the product for x amount of time, hopefully to become healthy and eventually lose the weight.
Or.
She did happen to feed her dog Farmer's Dog for a period of time (unbeknownst to Farmer's Dog), noticed significant weight loss and a general increase in health in her dog, and then decided to contact Farmer's Dog and offer herself and her dog to do a commercial.
Now which do u think it is? That's right. Neither. Occam's razor tells us that the simplest solution is to hire actors to make that commercial. That's chick is a paid actor and a liar.
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promethean75
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I have not heard of Jared and I will certainly check him out. Thank u.
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So now that the world has been informed seventy four times that Taylor and Travis are dating, we need to prepare ourselves for what will most likely transpire between them.
The initial stages will involve shallow small talk about each other's accomplishments and interests while they're out and about spending vast amounts of money at various entertainment venues including but not limited to resturants, coffee shops, bars, clubs and little shops that sell useless nick-nacks on aisles down which Taylor will playfully flit, rubbing her fingers gracefully across each little item as if to take in its history, its unique story, as Travis follows behind her completely uninterested in any of it but fully compliant with the ritual, a necessary requirement before fucking.
When they do fuck, Travis will be immediately demystified of the fantastic image of Taylor that hollywood planted in his brain and feel like he's fucking the blonde chick next door who works as a checkout girl at the Harris Teeter. The sex will be decent but not great. Not magical. Not deeply romantic or like anything in Taylor's songs. But this will not bother Travis becuz he'll find greater satisfaction in the fact that all his bruhs will know he's fucking Taylor Swift than he does actually fucking her.
Following this demystification process Taylor will begin to intuit that Travis thinks she's ordinary, slowly begin to break the relationship off, and plot to find another high status celebrity who's spellbound by her and who doesn't yet know she's ordinary.
Tavis will casually cooperate with the break to create the impression that while he likes her very much, he understands and is comfortable with them going their separate ways. The fact that he got to fuck her, and that all his bruhs believe she's this mythological female being when in fact she's utterly normal and even kinda meh sometimes, is enough to satisfy him indefinitely.
Then they will part. Travis having become another fantasy conquest for a girl who's still fifteen, and Taylor having become a temporary sex toy for a football jock who will talk about her in great graphic detail while in the locker room with his bruhs.
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So now that the world has been informed seventy four times that Taylor and Travis are dating, we need to prepare ourselves for what will most likely transpire between them.
The initial stages will involve shallow small talk about each other's accomplishments and interests while they're out and about spending vast amounts of money at various entertainment venues including but not limited to resturants, coffee shops, bars, clubs and little shops that sell useless nick-nacks on aisles down which Taylor will playfully flit, rubbing her fingers gracefully across each little item as if to take in its history, its unique story, as Travis follows behind her completely uninterested in any of it but fully compliant with the ritual, a necessary requirement before fucking.
When they do fuck, Travis will be immediately demystified of the fantastic image of Taylor that hollywood planted in his brain and feel like he's fucking the blonde chick next door who works as a checkout girl at the Harris Teeter. The sex will be decent but not great. Not magical. Not deeply romantic or like anything in Taylor's songs. But this will not bother Travis becuz he'll find greater satisfaction in the fact that all his bruhs will know he's fucking Taylor Swift than he does actually fucking her.
Following this demystification process Taylor will begin to intuit that Travis thinks she's ordinary, slowly begin to break the relationship off, and plot to find another high status celebrity who's spellbound by her and who doesn't yet know she's ordinary.
Tavis will casually cooperate with the break to create the impression that while he likes her very much, he understands and is comfortable with them going their separate ways. The fact that he got to fuck her, and that all his bruhs believe she's this mythological female being when in fact she's utterly normal and even kinda meh sometimes, is enough to satisfy him indefinitely.
Then they will part. Travis having become another fantasy conquest for a girl who's still fifteen, and Taylor having become a temporary sex toy for a football jock who will talk about her in great graphic detail while in the locker room with his bruhs.
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promethean75
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"I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money. She thinks I left them in the will. The family gathers 'round and reads it and then someone screams out "She's laughing up at us from Hell"
These are lyrics from Taylor's Anti-Hero. Now why is this marketing genius? I'll tell u. That single lyric alone expands her consumer base almost exponentially. Ordinarily, her song content and lyrics are oriented around the trials and tribulations of sweaty teenage girls besieged by their horomones. But this lyric also attracts these sweaty teenage girl's mothers. Ah.
Do not the majority of upper-middle class stay-at-home moms who drive the oversized Yukon to Starbucks during the day while Bill is at the office, have a large family including two or more daughters who are in their rebellious stage and absolutely hate their mother becuz they are constantly arguing and fighting over such things as: cell phone bills, dating privileges, dress codes, netflix subscriptions, etc.?
Absolutely. And what then would be the greatest fantasy fear of this particular mother? As she's driving to pick up Melissa and Amy from the mall, this song comes on. She enters a deep reverie....
Is this me? Is this how my daughters really feel about me? Am i a good mother? Is this my fault?
She gets totally pulled into the pseudo-dramatic and utterly uninteresting trifles of the typical bourgeois family. The song involves her, makes her think. It's not just about confused and dysfunctional teenage girls but also adult house wives that don't stuggle or suffer or work so much that they have the time to be involved in a petty family argument over a cellphone bill that is so violent, so impassioned, it results in a hairspray bottle being thrown with deadly intent at her by a disgruntled daughter who then stomps off into her room screaming 'i hate u!'
Fucking marketing genius. I wonder if Taylor figured that out or if her handlers though up that lyric.
These are lyrics from Taylor's Anti-Hero. Now why is this marketing genius? I'll tell u. That single lyric alone expands her consumer base almost exponentially. Ordinarily, her song content and lyrics are oriented around the trials and tribulations of sweaty teenage girls besieged by their horomones. But this lyric also attracts these sweaty teenage girl's mothers. Ah.
Do not the majority of upper-middle class stay-at-home moms who drive the oversized Yukon to Starbucks during the day while Bill is at the office, have a large family including two or more daughters who are in their rebellious stage and absolutely hate their mother becuz they are constantly arguing and fighting over such things as: cell phone bills, dating privileges, dress codes, netflix subscriptions, etc.?
Absolutely. And what then would be the greatest fantasy fear of this particular mother? As she's driving to pick up Melissa and Amy from the mall, this song comes on. She enters a deep reverie....
Is this me? Is this how my daughters really feel about me? Am i a good mother? Is this my fault?
She gets totally pulled into the pseudo-dramatic and utterly uninteresting trifles of the typical bourgeois family. The song involves her, makes her think. It's not just about confused and dysfunctional teenage girls but also adult house wives that don't stuggle or suffer or work so much that they have the time to be involved in a petty family argument over a cellphone bill that is so violent, so impassioned, it results in a hairspray bottle being thrown with deadly intent at her by a disgruntled daughter who then stomps off into her room screaming 'i hate u!'
Fucking marketing genius. I wonder if Taylor figured that out or if her handlers though up that lyric.
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promethean75
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But would Taylor put her own music on while in the car with Travis? I don't think so. She's competent enough to recognize that as a gesture of vanity and self centeredness.
Travis might tho. The question is, would that interest be feigned or genuine. Our demographic suggests that Travis wouldn't like her music.
Now, if Taylor also knows this, she would suspect that if Travis did put her CD in, he'd be faking an interest just to appease her.
We could also safely assume that while Travis is a jock, he's still smart enough to foresee this potential dilemma and would therefore avoid putting her CD in.
Instead they will rotate between Adele and The Foo Fighters.
Travis might tho. The question is, would that interest be feigned or genuine. Our demographic suggests that Travis wouldn't like her music.
Now, if Taylor also knows this, she would suspect that if Travis did put her CD in, he'd be faking an interest just to appease her.
We could also safely assume that while Travis is a jock, he's still smart enough to foresee this potential dilemma and would therefore avoid putting her CD in.
Instead they will rotate between Adele and The Foo Fighters.
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promethean75
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My apologies PN but i need to use your forum to communicate with one of my recent stalkers... who i assume knows me through the forums.
We'll just cut through the bullshit and get to the point. I need u to think carefully about what u are doing. If u feel like u are some kind of vigilante who's gaslighting to put the fear of god in me or whatever, i can assure u sir, or sirs, that u will in fact find no better way to accomplish the precise opposite of what u intend, by doing so.
So let me explain how this is gonna go. You'll keep fucking with me and I'll go up to the station and tell the police. They will make a few useless notes, I will walk out, they will laugh and call me a pedo. I will then give the state prosecutors office and/or the governor one chance to a) remove my name and my address from the sex offender registry (how u no doubt found me), or b) prevent u or anyone else from trespassing, vandalizing my property or gaslighting and harrasing me. When the state refuses to do so, and it will, I will go on the run again to protect myself from the state and its citizens. And when i do that, it will be on like Voltron.
Okay now listen this is the important part where u come in. When i go on the run, i am unable to make money legally and have to resort to illegal activity in order to do so and survive. As a result, any number of unfortunate things start happening to innocent people. These unfortunate things, and the people who will be forced to suffer them, will have u and the state to blame. But mostly u.
Now assuming that u are a good guy - and i do infer this becuz if u were a bad guy u would have already blown my car up, and u haven't - i would wonder if u really wanted all that misfortune to come to all those people on your conscience.
I mean you're a good guy, arncha?
So just think it over, and while i do appreciate your efforts (waving the stick in front of the cam and making scratching noises on the fence an hour ago was cute), i sincerely believe that you'll make the right decision for the sake of those people and stop the gaslighting.
On the other hand, if u indeed are a bad guy, I'd much rather have coffee with u than persist in playing these childish games. If not, please do blow my car up so so can get on with it.
Btw, when u walk causally down the sidewalk past a house your staking out, u don't fuckin stop thirty yards from the house, turn around and stare at it. Wtf were u thinking? And u did it twice! Once more when u made a left at the end of the street.
And listen if i find out you're another one of those magnum PI guys that was following me and Nat around back in 2007, I'm gonna be very disappointed becuz what you're doing is some siriusly amateur shit bruh.
When u wanna get serious about your career u come talk to me becuz i got work for ya pal. Your days of creeping around in the back yards of wrongfully convicted sex offenders at two in the morning will be over. Time to make some real money.
Scratching the fence like you're the fuckin blair witch or something. U should be ashamed of yourself.
p.s. if you're a bad guy, pm me and we can talk.
We'll just cut through the bullshit and get to the point. I need u to think carefully about what u are doing. If u feel like u are some kind of vigilante who's gaslighting to put the fear of god in me or whatever, i can assure u sir, or sirs, that u will in fact find no better way to accomplish the precise opposite of what u intend, by doing so.
So let me explain how this is gonna go. You'll keep fucking with me and I'll go up to the station and tell the police. They will make a few useless notes, I will walk out, they will laugh and call me a pedo. I will then give the state prosecutors office and/or the governor one chance to a) remove my name and my address from the sex offender registry (how u no doubt found me), or b) prevent u or anyone else from trespassing, vandalizing my property or gaslighting and harrasing me. When the state refuses to do so, and it will, I will go on the run again to protect myself from the state and its citizens. And when i do that, it will be on like Voltron.
Okay now listen this is the important part where u come in. When i go on the run, i am unable to make money legally and have to resort to illegal activity in order to do so and survive. As a result, any number of unfortunate things start happening to innocent people. These unfortunate things, and the people who will be forced to suffer them, will have u and the state to blame. But mostly u.
Now assuming that u are a good guy - and i do infer this becuz if u were a bad guy u would have already blown my car up, and u haven't - i would wonder if u really wanted all that misfortune to come to all those people on your conscience.
I mean you're a good guy, arncha?
So just think it over, and while i do appreciate your efforts (waving the stick in front of the cam and making scratching noises on the fence an hour ago was cute), i sincerely believe that you'll make the right decision for the sake of those people and stop the gaslighting.
On the other hand, if u indeed are a bad guy, I'd much rather have coffee with u than persist in playing these childish games. If not, please do blow my car up so so can get on with it.
Btw, when u walk causally down the sidewalk past a house your staking out, u don't fuckin stop thirty yards from the house, turn around and stare at it. Wtf were u thinking? And u did it twice! Once more when u made a left at the end of the street.
And listen if i find out you're another one of those magnum PI guys that was following me and Nat around back in 2007, I'm gonna be very disappointed becuz what you're doing is some siriusly amateur shit bruh.
When u wanna get serious about your career u come talk to me becuz i got work for ya pal. Your days of creeping around in the back yards of wrongfully convicted sex offenders at two in the morning will be over. Time to make some real money.
Scratching the fence like you're the fuckin blair witch or something. U should be ashamed of yourself.
p.s. if you're a bad guy, pm me and we can talk.
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promethean75
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Again my apologies PN i know u guys are like what. the. fuck.
Long story but it's like some Umberto Eco or Angels and Demons type shit with so many layers of intrigue nobody knows who the fuck the good and bad guys are and shit gets all fucked up and twisted and they all go finally insane.
Like what happened to the days when u could go to a philosophy forum and have a nice little discussion without having to worry about being arrested, stalked, poisoned, mind fucked, gaslit or sacrificed by some creepy religious cult?
Long story but it's like some Umberto Eco or Angels and Demons type shit with so many layers of intrigue nobody knows who the fuck the good and bad guys are and shit gets all fucked up and twisted and they all go finally insane.
Like what happened to the days when u could go to a philosophy forum and have a nice little discussion without having to worry about being arrested, stalked, poisoned, mind fucked, gaslit or sacrificed by some creepy religious cult?
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promethean75
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0200 hours. Prom75 and officer Kick-Ass analyzing field data.
U better watch out becuz that dude is straight out of The Hurt Locker. And I got this whole god-damned neighborhood locked down so if u so much as scratch your ass while walking up my street, my boys'll know it.
If I were u I would siriusly consider Mr. Petty's advice
U better watch out becuz that dude is straight out of The Hurt Locker. And I got this whole god-damned neighborhood locked down so if u so much as scratch your ass while walking up my street, my boys'll know it.
If I were u I would siriusly consider Mr. Petty's advice
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I think there are meds for psychotic episodes but they are sadly ineffective. Apparently the human brain is depressingly bad at treating itself.promethean75 wrote: ↑Tue Oct 03, 2023 6:06 am Again my apologies PN i know u guys are like what. the. fuck.
Long story but it's like some Umberto Eco or Angels and Demons type shit with so many layers of intrigue nobody knows who the fuck the good and bad guys are and shit gets all fucked up and twisted and they all go finally insane.
Like what happened to the days when u could go to a philosophy forum and have a nice little discussion without having to worry about being arrested, stalked, poisoned, mind fucked, gaslit or sacrificed by some creepy religious cult?