NEWS FLASH FROM THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT OF EARTH

[Gary Childress]

This is Gary Childress reporting on the news floor at Earth.

All around me I see people gathering asking for George Bush Jr. and Vladimir Putin to be brought to trial for their crimes against humanity. It's an angry mob. I'm a little fearful of being here myself, they're wielding pitchforks, torches and Ipads.

Hello NASA!! Come in NASA. Cancel the shopping list, the money, the oxygen, the meaning and everything else I've requested! Can someone send a rocket ship to Earth to extract me instead, please? Did the Arecibo observatory find any intelligent life on other planets yet who can send a spaceship to Earth?

[Peter Kropotkin]

I am a little confused by this post as
Bush lite and Putin have committed crimes against humanity...
Is there another point here?

Kropotkin

[Gary Childress]

I am a little confused by this post as
Bush lite and Putin have committed crimes against humanity...
Is there another point here?

Kropotkin

No. You're trying to understand someone who has been diagnosed with Schizophrenia. I suggest not trying to make sense out of it. Because if you can understand insane people, then you might be insane too.

[Gary Childress]

SAVE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T INSANE!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE PEOPLE JUST LIKE US.

To all insane persons on Earth, the mental health ministry of Earth is suggesting that you go hug a sane person to establish that they matter to you also. Sane people are OK. There is no need to distrust them. They just have it all wrong.