Ask me a question:

[Flannel Jesus]

Did you know that I was going to ask this question in response to your answer?

How can I know if I know nothing?

[Gary Childress]

Everything in space, including the International Space Station, is essentially in free fall, falling rapidly under the force of (almost) nothing but gravity.

Hold tight. I'm reaching. I think I might be able to grab your foot.

“You–you've got me? Who's got you?”

Yikes! You're right! Hold on, I think I still have a footing.

[Gary Childress]

Did you know that I was going to ask this question in response to your answer?

How can I know if I know nothing?

Good one! Kudos!

[Dontaskme]

Hold tight. I'm reaching. I think I might be able to grab your foot.

“You–you've got me? Who's got you?”

Yikes! You're right! Hold on, I think I still have a footing.

I've only got one foot in this looney bin, the other is in my mouth.

[Gary Childress]

“You–you've got me? Who's got you?”

Yikes! You're right! Hold on, I think I still have a footing.

I've only got one foot in this looney bin, the other is in my mouth.

Don't worry. I think we'll land OK. Looks like water below.

[Flannel Jesus]

What do you think of this joke?:

What's the difference between a job and a wife after six years?

A job still sucks.

Good one! Kudos!

[Walker]

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No.

Premise One, and why:
The futures so bright I gotta wear shades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVjTTcEuhtM

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades


Premise Two …
Nooooo!

[Gary Childress]

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No.

Premise One, and why:
The futures so bright I gotta wear shades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVjTTcEuhtM

I study nuclear science
I love my classes
I got a crazy teacher
He wears dark glasses
Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing alright, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades


Premise Two …
Nooooo!

You have learned everything I know so far. 100%.

[commonsense]

As far as I can tell, that's a fair attempt to be relevant. Maybe a B- for effort in my book? If you think it's better than that, then feel free to explain what I'm not seeing.

Gary, you have a yet to provide proof of possessing an elevator's license, and there are possible karmic penalities for unlicensed calibrating of objective elevations with calculations corrupted by delusional understanding of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

But, to continue with relevance to the greater truth of the topic at hand before any contemplated or attempted, unnecessary amputations ...

A Platy is a fish.
A fish is a newbe.
Pus form around infections.

Therefore:

Q: What happens when a newbe’s mind is infected with Leftist crap?
A: Platypus.

OK. Thanks for the insight. I just lowered your grade to an F.

Nooo! Walker should get an A+ for creativity and spelling.

[Gary Childress]

Gary, you have a yet to provide proof of possessing an elevator's license, and there are possible karmic penalities for unlicensed calibrating of objective elevations with calculations corrupted by delusional understanding of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

But, to continue with relevance to the greater truth of the topic at hand before any contemplated or attempted, unnecessary amputations ...

A Platy is a fish.
A fish is a newbe.
Pus form around infections.

Therefore:

Q: What happens when a newbe’s mind is infected with Leftist crap?
A: Platypus.

OK. Thanks for the insight. I just lowered your grade to an F.

Nooo! Walker should get an A+ for creativity and spelling.

Grade however you wish.

[commonsense]

OK, here’s another question especially for Gary:

Q: What is the dumbest idea for a thread on this forum?

A: Asking a question related to a platypus?

[Gary Childress]

OK, here’s another question especially for Gary:

Q: What is the dumbest idea for a thread on this forum?

A: Asking a question related to a platypus?

Why is it the dumbest idea for a thread on the forum?

[commonsense]

OK, here’s another question especially for Gary:

Q: What is the dumbest idea for a thread on this forum?

A: Asking a question related to a platypus?

Why is it the dumbest idea for a thread on the forum?

Why not?

[Gary Childress]

OK, here’s another question especially for Gary:

Q: What is the dumbest idea for a thread on this forum?

A: Asking a question related to a platypus?

Why is it the dumbest idea for a thread on the forum?

Why not?

How else would I be able to give you an opportunity to punish me? Can you think of a better way?

[commonsense]

Why is it the dumbest idea for a thread on the forum?

Why not?

How else would I be able to give you an opportunity to punish me? Can you think of a better way?

One question at a time, please.