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A fertile male human ejaculates between 2 and 5 (ml) of semen (on average about a teaspoon). In each ml there are normally about 100 million sperm.

The chances of 'you' ever being born is between 200 and 500 million.


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Actually the chance of getting pregnant is quite high-- a lot higher than 1 in 500 million.

This is the same as the religioturd assertion that 'The chance of there being a planet just the right temperature blah blah are 1 in 5 trillion quizillion blah blah, therefore there must be a god blah blah..' It's all backwards of course.

That guy has terrible teeth. Must have had too much sugar as a child.
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Impenitent wrote: Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:20 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVHjg3AqIQ

Python was here

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:lol: That’s only the first level. The ruggers expand geometrically and soon, one is just a cog in the great wheel of life, as the saying goes. "Just another brick in the wall, just another pick in the mine, but knowingly so,", she said nihilistically.
Impenitent wrote: Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:20 pm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzVHjg3AqIQ

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:lol: That’s only the first level. The ruggers expand geometrically and soon, one is just a cog in the great wheel of life, as the saying goes. Just another brick in the wall, just another pick in the mine, but knowingly so.

Even the special folks, and you may know some, eventually realize there are no exceptions.

Buy gifts for the young ones when they are young, when gifts don't cost so much, so they will love you with fond remembrance when you are old.


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Recently, society was sold off with a big scientific experiment ... called ... The Covid-19 Response.

Thanks a lot for selling out, Science.
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Screw Religion
Now, now. Let's experience a little non-dualism with religion. It'll only be experienced as long as it is experienced. Religion is.
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What's even more incredible, is that only 1 or 2 of these 200 to 500 million sperms make it to the ( '' I'm alive stage '' )

Which means the rest of the 200 to 500 million sperms that did not make it, are the lucky ones. Amazingly!
That's 200 to 500 million people never got to be alive.

So amazingly, the probability of your 'personage' is more likely to have never happened than it is to have happened. Amazingly!
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Dontaskme wrote: Mon Oct 31, 2022 8:26 am What's even more incredible, is that only 1 or 2 of these 200 to 500 million sperms make it to the ( '' I'm alive stage '' )

Which means the rest of the 200 to 500 million sperms that did not make it, are the lucky ones. Amazingly!
That's 200 to 500 million people never got to be alive.

So amazingly, the probability of your 'personage' is more likely to have never happened than it is to have happened. Amazingly!
It's hardly 'amazing'. Actually the 'probability of your personage' was 100 percent.
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PW wrote:Keep yer eyes on the prize!
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It seems like the argument here is: hey, it's amazing that you're alive. There was such a small chance you would exist...so fuck religion.
That seems like a non-sequiteur. Unless we think religions' only purpose to imbue reality with amazing things. But I doubt many think that.
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Iwannaplato wrote: Tue Nov 08, 2022 6:14 pm It seems like the argument here is: hey, it's amazing that you're alive. There was such a small chance you would exist...so fuck religion.
That seems like a non-sequiteur. Unless we think religions' only purpose to imbue reality with amazing things. But I doubt many think that.
A flower does not preach. A flower is empty of mind.

God/religion is the ultimate pleasure your mind has created. An empty mind is no different from replaying the images of a good 'screw'.

Your thinking mechanism which demands permanence is a dead thing. It cannot touch anything living. No conceptually conceived 'thing' lives.
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Give me any two pages of the Bible and I'll give you a picture.
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Iwannaplato wrote: Sun Oct 30, 2022 4:18 pm
Screw Religion
Now, now. Let's experience a little non-dualism with religion. It'll only be experienced as long as it is experienced. Religion is.
Religion springs from the frustration and impossibility of making any sense out of life.

An image is less intimidating than the imageless.

A story is less intimidating than no story.
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Dontaskme wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:45 am
Iwannaplato wrote: Sun Oct 30, 2022 4:18 pm
Screw Religion
Now, now. Let's experience a little non-dualism with religion. It'll only be experienced as long as it is experienced. Religion is.
Religion springs from the frustration and impossibility of making any sense out of life.

An image is less intimidating than the imageless.

A story is less intimidating than no story.
Well, that's a story. It is and religion is. Now we have two stories.
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Dontaskme wrote: Mon Nov 14, 2022 8:05 am A flower does not preach. A flower is empty of mind.
They used to say that about animals.
God/religion is the ultimate pleasure your mind has created.
Huh. Not my mind.


Your thinking mechanism which demands permanence is a dead thing. It cannot touch anything living. No conceptually conceived 'thing' lives.
Said a mind, and using extreme abstraction.
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