IS and OUGHT

[Harbal]

Everytime I see an impressive lesbian, I sigh and feel like saying 'we lost another one boys.'

And everytime I see one I cheer and say, "good for her", another one's escaped.

[promethean75]

i feel like the female bisexual or homosexual impulse is appropriate and involves no essential conflict of forces. female sex is purely erotic to me, and to see two women pleasing each other is aesthetically exciting to me.

two guys on the other hand is repulsive to me. just the thought of it gives me the willies. but i understand that this is all in my head, my culture, my being raised a certain way, my dasein, etc. i know that homosexual behavior between consenting adult humans is not a 'problem', regardless of how it's defined in dubious outdated psychiatric manuals.

[Harbal]

two guys on the other hand is repulsive to me. just the thought of it gives me the willies.

Fear not, they will be too wrapped up in giving each other the willies to bother giving them to you.

[Astro Cat]

There are two conditions that must be met for me to call a poster Dinah Moe.

1. you'd have to be a lesbian and/or a feminist.

2. you'd have to be intelligent enough to appreciate how clever the song is.

but nothing beyond that... well except for having an excuse to post another one from Frank. Aks any of these people; I'll spam a music thread with Zappa inna minute.

if i had any real problems with lesbians who I also thought were attractive, it would be a kind of erotic mourning for the fact that she, they, would never be a part of that so perfectly designed sexual dynamic between a man and a woman that i find so subliminal and erotic.

Everytime I see an impressive lesbian, I sigh and feel like saying 'we lost another one boys.'

If only the most impressive females weren't always leftists of some variation and some of the more traditionally minded conservative heterosexual women knew how to talk about something more intriguing than interior decorating, it wouldn't feel like such a loss.

Well, thanks (I think), “I think you’re impressive and am sad I can’t fuck you” is colorful as far as compliments go, but I’ll take it in the good spirit it’s given in… lol.

For what it’s worth there are plenty of impressive heterosexual or bi women, there’s no loss! And I think the “traditionally minded” women could be more impressive, too, if it weren’t for the culture that keeps them thinking only about interior decorating (not that I think interest in interior design is invalid, unfeminine, or unbecoming in itself, but rather cultural norms of feminine interests shoehorn women that direction).

[Astro Cat]

Everytime I see an impressive lesbian, I sigh and feel like saying 'we lost another one boys.'

And everytime I see one I cheer and say, "good for her", another one's escaped.

Reminds me of a meme that was popular for a while: it’s a text conversation where a woman misspells some word to her dad (I can’t remember what, but it made her sound like she was performing a sexual act on a woman). Her dad’s response was “who’s that? Well she can have dinner too.” The daughter responds, “no, Dad! (She explains the typo and says she’s not gay)”.

The dad responds, “that’s a shame, men are dicks. Now come eat.”

Now before anyone jumps on me, I don’t think all men are dicks. But I laughed at the meme.

[Astro Cat]

i feel like the female bisexual or homosexual impulse is appropriate and involves no essential conflict of forces. female sex is purely erotic to me, and to see two women pleasing each other is aesthetically exciting to me.

two guys on the other hand is repulsive to me. just the thought of it gives me the willies. but i understand that this is all in my head, my culture, my being raised a certain way, my dasein, etc. i know that homosexual behavior between consenting adult humans is not a 'problem', regardless of how it's defined in dubious outdated psychiatric manuals.

I mean I think you’re just describing sexual preference here, I’m on the same page

Though I wouldn’t say I feel disgust or anything like that over male sexuality, more just neutrality.

[Astro Cat]

two guys on the other hand is repulsive to me. just the thought of it gives me the willies.

Fear not, they will be too wrapped up in giving each other the willies to bother giving them to you.

Haaaaa I fuggin lost it.

[promethean75]

That wuz well played, harb.

"I think you’re impressive and am sad I can’t fuck you"

nailed it. but make no mistake, the entirety of mankind suffers vicariously this great tragedy, the misfortune of an injustice of an almost cosmic scale, and i stand on behalf of all men, of all my brothers, as i wring my fists at the sky and shout at the gods that one question that echos through all eternity; 'why does she have to be a lesbian goddammit!?' 

[Harbal]

as i wring my fists at the sky and shout at the gods that one question that echos through all eternity; 'why does she have to be a lesbian goddammit!?' 

You could always change gender, I believe the process is quite fluid these days.

[promethean75]

I heard the procedures are a big pain in the bollocks.

[Astro Cat]

That wuz well played, harb.

"I think you’re impressive and am sad I can’t fuck you"

nailed it. but make no mistake, the entirety of mankind suffers vicariously this great tragedy, the misfortune of an injustice of an almost cosmic scale, and i stand on behalf of all men, of all my brothers, as i wring my fists at the sky and shout at the gods that one question that echos through all eternity; 'why does she have to be a lesbian goddammit!?' 

Yeah, I mean, I’m pretty hard to offend (and I’m not offended), but you might want to try a different line on other ladies

[promethean75]

i can't do this... It's too much to bear. you can't ever know the pain goddammit... how horrible the feeling is to know you could never be a part of this because you're a dude.

This is a burden u don't have to bear because you're lesbianese.

[Astro Cat]

i can't do this... It's too much to bear. you can't ever know the pain goddammit... how horrible the feeling is to know you could never be a part of this because you're a dude.

This is a burden u don't have to bear because you're lesbianese.

God damn I forgot about that film.

Is it getting hot in here??

[promethean75]

well i wouldn't mind if Hollywood produced a lengthy sex scene with Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson. tell me that's not a superb matchup. They're both so visceral... Scarlett with that rich husky voice of hers seduces Jessica out of her wet white wife beater Texas chainsaw wardrobe set t-shirt revealing her perfect supple breasts. Jessica gasps with pleasure as Scarlet pushes closer into her, her hands exploring the warm regions of her...

Jesus you guys are insufferable. I can't believe u were even reading that. This is a philosophy forum, not a penthouse forum. Get a'hold of yourselves!

[Dubious]

Too many Ought-nots after the Is. Time to reset!