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vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:09 pm
attofishpi wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:58 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:52 pm

But apart from Monty Python in its heyday, the Goodies, and the Two Ronnies, the English just aren't funny. I mean please...Morcambe and Wise?? Lowbrow English humour is about a lowbrow as it comes.
You are ridiculous - everything Rowan Atkinson has partaken in - Black Adder especially. The only time Monty Python was worth watching was the Life of Brian and the Meaning of Life - their series was pathetic. Alas Smith and Jones. Coupling shit all over the PC American 'similar' Friends. I could go on but am in the midst of a conversation on discord.
That's because you are a pom and therefore like pommy humour. Rowan Atkinson is as funny as a piece of string. Mr. Bean is just annoying.
Aussies are pretty funny. Fast Forward. Kath and Kim.
Kath and Kim - made for simpletons without the concept of wit. (bogans)

Watch Blackadder Ink and Incapability - funniest shit on the planet.
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attofishpi wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:57 pm
vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:09 pm


You are ridiculous - everything Rowan Atkinson has partaken in - Black Adder especially. The only time Monty Python was worth watching was the Life of Brian and the Meaning of Life - their series was pathetic. Alas Smith and Jones. Coupling shit all over the PC American 'similar' Friends. I could go on but am in the midst of a conversation on discord.
That's because you are a pom and therefore like pommy humour. Rowan Atkinson is as funny as a piece of string. Mr. Bean is just annoying.
Aussies are pretty funny. Fast Forward. Kath and Kim.
Kath and Kim - made for simpletons without the concept of wit. (bogans)

Watch Blackadder Ink and Incapability - funniest shit on the planet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOSYiT2iG08
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attofishpi wrote: Mon Sep 16, 2019 1:57 pm

Kath and Kim - made for simpletons without the concept of wit. (bogans)

That's ridiculous. It's a sendup of idiotic Aussies, even down to the 'newbuild' house they live in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY_Eg5sjmGk

'Housos' is a sendup of bogan white trash Aussies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdgTpBvp9n4
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Joe often reminds people that he’s not kidding.

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two robot overlords were walking across a flat, skull-littered, expanse

get it? :robot:
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henry quirk wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:30 pm two robot overlords were walking across a flat, skull-littered, expanse

get it? :robot:
Funnywise yes, when a consistent narrative permits even a dark double entendre. For instance, we can say that the responsibility for what the robot overlords hath wrought is literally on them, on the skulls that created the robots, after the skulls have been emptied of worth ... a metaphor for all creators from top to bottom so often reviled for what they have done, humor in the grim irony.

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Walker wrote: Mon Nov 25, 2019 7:19 pm
henry quirk wrote: Sat Nov 23, 2019 10:30 pm two robot overlords were walking across a flat, skull-littered, expanse

get it? :robot:
Funnywise yes, when a consistent narrative permits even a dark double entendre. For instance, we can say that the responsibility for what the robot overlords hath wrought is literally on them, on the skulls that created the robots, after the skulls have been emptied of worth ... a metaphor for all creators from top to bottom so often reviled for what they have done, humor in the grim irony.

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great insight, walker.

see, folks? that's how it's done.
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Everyone gets this, which is why I'm a good tipper, i.e., 20-25%.

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Walker wrote: Tue Nov 26, 2019 9:34 am Everyone gets this, which is why I'm a good tipper, i.e., 20-25%.

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HA!
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A befuddled Progressive shrieks: “How do you sleep at night!”

DJT says, “Naked, next to a supermodel.”
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Performance voice art with two unwitting participants, e.g., the impressively energetic woman who misses the big picture by reacting from a flawed premise.

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Acting from a flawed premise.

Turtle joke

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Master: Tell me a joke about Enlightenment.

Disciple: Master, Enlightenment is a very serious thing.

Master Laughs Out Loud.

Disciple: What are you laughing about Master?

Master: Nothing.
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