How to talk to God

Is there a God? If so, what is She like?

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How to talk to God

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Sit quietly and comfortably for as long as your body allows.

When you are fully relaxed minus any lingering tensions ...your next move is to just fire away....ask as many questions as you can possibly think of to yourself. Include absolutely everything you ever wanted to know about anything. Silently and patiently wait for the answers to come to you. Then your inner omniscience being will reveal itself to you - First contact beckons. What are you waiting for, you are the one you've been waiting for silly billy.

:o Surprise!!!


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Dontaskme wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:49 amHow to talk to God
Then why haven't you found the cure for cancer? Solved quantum mechanics?

..maybe it's just because you are utterly skitzo?!?!?
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HexHammer wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 12:49 pm
Dontaskme wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:49 amHow to talk to God
Then why haven't you found the cure for cancer? Solved quantum mechanics?

..maybe it's just because you are utterly skitzo?!?!?
Don’t ask me..ask your own inner omniscient self ...and who knows, it could be that God itself will be asking you for advice and answers to questions soon enough. :mrgreen:

Bye the way my inner omniscient knowing tells me cancer cells have got just as much right to life as every other living thing.

You ain’t nothing special.

Life eats itself to death...happy happy joy joy... :shock: happy happy, joy, joy, sing along now..
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Dontaskme wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 7:49 am Sit quietly and comfortably for as long as your body allows.

When you are fully relaxed minus any lingering tensions ...your next move is to just fire away....ask as many questions as you can possibly think of to yourself. Include absolutely everything you ever wanted to know about anything. Silently and patiently wait for the answers to come to you. Then your inner omniscience being will reveal itself to you - First contact beckons. What are you waiting for, you are the one you've been waiting for silly billy.

:o Surprise!!!


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Dontaskme wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:08 pmDon’t ask me..ask your own inner omniscient self ...and who knows, it could be that God itself will be asking you for advice and answers to questions soon enough. :mrgreen:

Bye the way my inner omniscient knowing tells me cancer cells have got just as much right to life as every other living thing.

You ain’t nothing special.

Life eats itself to death...happy happy joy joy... :shock: happy happy, joy, joy, sing along now..
Your usual skitzo ramblings............
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HexHammer wrote: Fri Sep 13, 2019 1:05 amYour usual skitzo ramblings............
Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZFTUtbn1RU
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