The hare (whose initials are wf) bet the tortoise he can beat him in another race and let the tortoise start with a ten foot lead. The tortoise (whose initials are ak) said let's talk about it first (because he wanted to show off his knowledge of philosophy).
So wf said go ahead. Now ak said you're ten times faster than me so when you move up ten feet, I'll be a foot ahead of you. wf responded "so?" ak said so when you move up that foot, I'll be ahead 1/10 foot so that no matter what you move, I'll be ahead. wf responded "not quite because the distance keeps diminishing between us and I will catch up." To which ak responded "Except you'll find in each case, time also diminishes so you'll have no time to pass me by." To which wf responded "Except that's the time that corresponds to the distance we moved up and we'll reach a point where I'll catch up to you." to which ak responds "That point is dimensionless and it doesn't exist." to which wf asks
"How do you account for me winning all the races?"