Ha! True, but where would this site be without some comic relief? And what would Veggieburger talk about?FlashDangerpants wrote:America leads the world in multiple events yet to be recognised by the International Olympics Committee. These include the greatest crimes ever committed against cheese. Also obesity and school shootings.
Can any nation ever hope to compete with the land of Bill and Bob in the mad old twats whoring after attention on the internet event?
Also, I've noticed recently that mass shootings have begun to take root in Europe lately. Don't they have any original ideas over there anymore?