Trumphorisms; real and imagined

[thedoc]

Doc, I refer you to what one cellist said to me; strings are kings!

A Violist and a Bassoon player in an orchestra were having a row and the conductor went back to find out what was wrong. The Violist screamed that the Bassoon player put one of her strings out of tune. The conductor told her to put it back in tune. "He won't tell me which one".

[Dalek Prime]

Doc, I refer you to what one cellist said to me; strings are kings!

A Violist and a Bassoon player in an orchestra were having a row and the conductor went back to find out what was wrong. The Violist screamed that the Bassoon player put one of her strings out of tune. The conductor told her to put it back in tune. "He won't tell me which one".

Haha! (I've got a good ear. Not sure what to do with the other one. )

[Walker]

When a musician asks how to get to Carnegie Hall? The correct answer is "practice".

By God doc I knew it. You’re from planet earth.

[thedoc]

When a musician asks how to get to Carnegie Hall? The correct answer is "practice".

By God doc I knew it. You’re from planet earth.

Shhh! don't say that out loud.

[Walker]

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I am become life, creator of worlds.

(sounds familiar)

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[thedoc]

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I am become life, creator of worlds.

(sounds familiar)

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One of the men who worked on the Manhattan project, when the bomb worked, said something like, "We have become death, the destroyer of worlds".

[Dalek Prime]

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I am become life, creator of worlds.

(sounds familiar)

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One of the men who worked on the Manhattan project, when the bomb worked, said something like, "We have become death, the destroyer of worlds".

Oppenheimer, yep.

[Walker]

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(Speaking to the mirror)

The Trump did not create his birth face though he shaped it.

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[Walker]

This clip of Bizarro-world could be an example of Trump’s pragmatic negotiating philosophy as seen through the creative eyes of Hillary supporters. And this sounds like something Trump might say.
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“You think bad then bad is what you get.”
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Rated R for language, violence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps3W_WXy9wU

[Walker]

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The reason for the hair? Because hair-splitting is philosophy.
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[Impenitent]

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The reason for the hair? Because hair-splitting is philosophy.
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for homicidal turtles definitely...

-Imp

[Walker]

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The reason for the hair? Because hair-splitting is philosophy.
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for homicidal turtles definitely...

-Imp

Lurking in the shell of a children’s fable while sniping for Mercury. Bad Turtle!

[Walker]

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Trump's French chef says, "The hare is very high and the sauce is very rich."
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[Walker]

Folks for Trump and folks against Trump hear the same words before the words reach the filters and processors.
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The only Nay-sayers on my team are the horses under the hood of my gas-guzzlin Cadillac, a luxury-ride created in the heartland when America was great.

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[Walker]

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When BO drones the liars marvel, when Clinton speaks the ears bleed, when Trump shits the mountains rumble.
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