What if?...

[Dalek Prime]

She went to prenatal classes, fuckwad.

So she didn't lie to me then?

Only about who's baby it was.

[Harbal]

Only about who's baby it was.

So you think it could be mine, after all?

[Dalek Prime]

Only about who's baby it was.

So you think it could be mine, after all?

Ask the wife again. Its not mine, is all I know.

I'm Canadian, by the way, since you asked.

[Harbal]

I'm Canadian, by the way, since you asked.

I'm surprised, I assumed Canada was one of the more cultured countries. Have you only moved there recently?

[Dalek Prime]

I'm Canadian, by the way, since you asked.

I'm surprised, I assumed Canada was one of the more cultured countries. Have you only moved there recently?

I'm a descendant of King Edward I through Joan of Acre. It's the crappy English genes that make me behave so poorly. Being English, you can surely understand that.

[Harbal]

I'm a descendant of King Edward

The potato, I presume.

through Joan of Acre

I believe she's referred to as Joan of 0.4 Hectare in Europe, these days.

It's the crappy English genes that make me behave so poorly

Too bad you didn't inherit descent English genes.

Being English, you can surely understand that.

Totally, it's just bad luck on you that we exported our crappy genes across the Atlantic. Sorry about that, old spud.

[Lacewing]

Can we get back to the important issue of voting on who's going to die first?

Personally, I'd probably want to delay such a tragic unfolding... so I might try to cause a distraction, like dancing around or something. And that might get me killed first.

[Dalek Prime]

Okay. I vote between Hobbes and Harbal. Hypothetically, of course... bwahhaha... *quiet voice, remember?*

[Harbal]

Okay. I vote between Hobbes and Harbal.

If you're determined to make enemies it's no good wishing them away when it starts causing you problems. If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. Particularly good advice for someone who's descended from a potato.

[Dalek Prime]

Okay. I vote between Hobbes and Harbal.

If you're determined to make enemies it's no good wishing them away when it starts causing you problems. If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. Particularly good advice for someone who's descended from a potato.

You are the one who wont take my thread seriously, and troll it. Now either behave, or go piss yourself. If you have serious questions, I will answer them in due course. But if you are going to continue to be a dick, take your own sage advice and stay out of my kitchen. I have no patience for you as you are. Is that clear enough for you?

[Harbal]

You are the one who wont take my thread seriously, and troll it. Now either behave, or go piss yourself. If you have serious questions, I will answer them in due course. But if you are going to continue to be a dick, take your own sage advice and stay out of my kitchen. I have no patience for you as you are. Is that clear enough for you?

What do you expect from a fuckwad.

[Dalek Prime]

You are the one who wont take my thread seriously, and troll it. Now either behave, or go piss yourself. If you have serious questions, I will answer them in due course. But if you are going to continue to be a dick, take your own sage advice and stay out of my kitchen. I have no patience for you as you are. Is that clear enough for you?

What do you expect from a fuckwad.

Finally, a valid point! Okay, old jizz, what would you like to discuss?

[Harbal]

Finally, a valid point! Okay, old jizz, what would you like to discuss?

Let's discuss why someone like you would choose philosophy as a pastime. It strikes me as being like someone with no legs deciding to take up football.

[Dalek Prime]

Finally, a valid point! Okay, old jizz, what would you like to discuss?

Let's discuss why someone like you would choose philosophy as a pastime. It strikes me as being like someone with no legs deciding to take up football.

Do you often get struck in the head? It must be debilitating. I'm sorry for your brain cell loss, Harbal, truly.... It was a net loss, yes?

[Harbal]

Do you often get struck in the head? It must be debilitating. I'm sorry for your brain cell loss, Harbal, truly.... It was a net loss, yes?

You're caring too much again.