Congratulations to American Scientists!

[Obvious Leo]

Bob. I could be the best friend you never had in your quest for global hegemony in the lucrative prophecy business. With me as your spokesperson we could sign up the entire southern hemisphere in no time and the consequences of this for the cashflow of the business should not be underestimated. However you'll need to adopt a rather more respectful tone towards me or else I might join the manden camp instead. He's not quite as colourful as you but his message is just as interesting. Prophecy is a tough gig, and not one for the emotionally fickle, so I'm afraid you'll need to lift your game.

Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A. A stick.

[Arising_uk]

... And then you double down on your obtuseness by implying that religion is not philosophy. ... "Philosophy of Religion" ...

You're such an idiot, especially when you think you're being clever.

[Lacewing]

With me as your spokesperson we could sign up the entire southern hemisphere in no time and the consequences of this for the cashflow of the business should not be underestimated. However you'll need to adopt a rather more respectful tone towards me or else I might join the manden camp instead.

At one point I offered to test-play Bob's game... since clearly his salesmanship and reputability suck... but all he did was curse at me because he wanted me to pay for the game that I was going to use to do him a favor. He's clearly all about profit and recognition -- rather than being about any divine message or salvation, as he claims with his false, manic advertising aimed (apparently) at a primitive population that no longer exists. Just the thought of anyone looking to Bob's ridiculous charade (today or ever) for a divine message or salvation is laughable. (Bob... maybe another hobby would utilize your skills better. You seem to have run this one into the ground and turned it into a joke with your poor representation.)

[thedoc]

If you want to be helpful, I'll tell you what to do with that boomerang of yours that doesn't involve throwing it!

Ah, carving runes on it?

[Philosophy Explorer]

If you want to be helpful, I'll tell you what to do with that boomerang of yours that doesn't involve throwing it!

Ah, carving runes on it?

Shove it into Bob's mouth?

PhilX

[bobevenson]

Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A. A stick.

Q. What do you call an Australian that keeps coming back?
A. A stick-in-the-mud.

[thedoc]

If you want to be helpful, I'll tell you what to do with that boomerang of yours that doesn't involve throwing it!

Ah, carving runes on it?

Shove it into Bob's mouth?

PhilX

But how can you tell which end that is on?

[thedoc]

Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A. A stick.

Q. What do you call an Australian that keeps coming back?
A. A stick-in-the-mud.

That's not funny at all, at least the other one was funny.

[bobevenson]

Q. What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A. A stick.

Q. What do you call an Australian that keeps coming back?
A. A stick-in-the-mud.

That's not funny at all, at least the other one was funny.

It wasn't supposed to be funny, and at least it's original, unlike Mr. Oblivious's stick joke (or more definitively, sick joke).

[thedoc]

It wasn't supposed to be funny.

Well you've succeeded in that.

[bobevenson]

It wasn't supposed to be funny.

Well you've succeeded in that.

As always, just presenting the spiritual truth.

[Arising_uk]

As always, just presenting the spiritual truth.

Theist, agnostic, atheist. As Bob the Baptist, I can tell you that the first and third are fools, and absolute fools at that.

Anybody who isn't an agnostic is a fool.

So is that an agnostic spiritual truth or an absolute fool of a spiritual truth bobby?

[bobevenson]

Ever think of getting a life?

[Arising_uk]

Ever think of getting a life?

Would that be an agnostic life or an absolute fool of a life bobby. By the way which one are you, an agnostic or an absolute fool?

[bobevenson]

Are you still upset that I told everybody about your girl's name, and suggested you should come out of the closet?