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[bobevenson]

Bob, no one needs fucking credentials to have divine inspiration!

Quite true, but it's the only way to prove it.

[thedoc]

Bob, no one needs fucking credentials to have divine inspiration!

Quite true, but it's the only way to prove it.

If your message is divinely inspired there is no need for you to prove it, That's God's job, you need only convey the message. But you have spent so much time trying to prove your non-existent credentials that you seem to have forgotten the message. Do you have any recollection of what the actual message is? Oh, I know the answer is 42, but to make sense of the answer, you need to know what the actual question is.

[Lacewing]

Bob, no one needs fucking credentials to have divine inspiration!

Quite true, but it's the only way to prove it.

Credentials don't PROVE anything! And there is NO PROOF of anything divine. It's all a personal experience/trip!

[bobevenson]

Bob, no one needs fucking credentials to have divine inspiration!

Quite true, but it's the only way to prove it.

Credentials don't PROVE anything! And there is NO PROOF of anything divine. It's all a personal experience/trip!

The only way to prove divine inspiration is by furnishing the appropriate credentials. I've already offered two mystical credentials and can offer more, but to people like you, one could offer a million credentials without convincing you of anything whatsoever because you all have totally closed minds incapable of analyzing the evidence. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

[Lacewing]

The only way to prove divine inspiration...

You're being an idiot, Bob.

[bobevenson]

The only way to prove divine inspiration...

You're being an idiot, Bob.

Well, Ms. know-it-all, why don't you tell me how divine inspiration, guidance and intervention can be... "proven." Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you don't believe any of it exists, so there's nothing to prove.

[Hobbes' Choice]

I've had a vision.
I now declare that I am divinely inspired. God has been telling me this for years, but I'd not realised just how important it is to recognise the divinity in everything we do!!

Thus I now repeat what God has been telling me for years: Bob is Deluded; he is wrong about nearly everything; Ouzo is a hoax; the rest of the stuff he bangs on about including the American Energy Party is all rubbish.
In fact there is no AEP. A 'party" implies people. The AEP is one person; one very deluded grumpy narrow minded parochial moron. God has told me this, and now I tell it you you all.

Let me know when you or anybody else comes up with actual mystical credentials attesting to their divine inspiration.

My credentials are that everyone on the Forum agrees that you are a moron, and no one believes a word you say.

[Lacewing]

Well, Ms. know-it-all, why don't you tell me how divine inspiration, guidance and intervention can be... "proven."

Listen Dingdong, I just said:

Credentials don't PROVE anything! And there is NO PROOF of anything divine. It's all a personal experience/trip!

Such things cannot be proven. Such things do not prove anything. The idea of anything DIVINE requiring, or being defined by, puny human credentials is LUDICROUS.

[Arising_uk]

Let me know when you or anybody else comes up with actual mystical credentials attesting to their divine inspiration.

What credentials did John of Patmos have?

[Arising_uk]

The only way to prove divine inspiration is by furnishing the appropriate credentials. I've already offered two mystical credentials and can offer more, but to people like you, one could offer a million credentials without convincing you of anything whatsoever because you all have totally closed minds incapable of analyzing the evidence. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

You also can't make him answer a question about his thoughts,

Theist, agnostic, atheist. As Bob the Baptist, I can tell you that the first and third are fools, and absolute fools at that.

Anybody who isn't an agnostic is a fool.

So tell bob are you an agnostic or an absolute fool?

[Obvious Leo]

What credentials did John of Patmos have?

NPD. Narcicisstic Personality Disorder. A psycho-pathological condition common to most wankers and all prophets.

[bobevenson]

That's God's job.

You feel qualified to tell God what his job is, huh?

[thedoc]

That's God's job.

You feel qualified to tell God what his job is, huh?

No, God told me what God's job was.

[bobevenson]

That's God's job.

You feel qualified to tell God what his job is, huh?

No, God told me what God's job was.

Was or is? By the way, got any certification?

[thedoc]

You feel qualified to tell God what his job is, huh?

No, God told me what God's job was.

Was or is? By the way, got any certification?

Don't need any, God said God was going to tell anyone who needed to know, So you didn't get the message? I guess you're out of the loop.

I said "was" because God told me some time ago and I assume it is still God's job, since God didn't say otherwise.