Anagrams in the Book of Revelation

[bobevenson]

In Revelation 16:16, Armageddon is the site of the final battle between good and evil, and is an anagram for Dame Dragon, a generalized personification of evil, similar to other generalized personifications like Mother Nature and Lady Luck. In Chapter 2, Christ says he hates the deeds and doctrine of the Nicolaitanes, an anagram for O satanic line, a reference to the beast line of the Ouzo Cross. Anagrams are related to gematria in that both are number/letter codes, anagrams being based on ordinal numbers and gematria on cardinal numbers.

[FlashDangerpants]

Christ says he hates the deeds and doctrine of the Nicolaitanes, which is an anagram for O satanic line,

It's also an anagram of Lactose in Ian, so clearly Jebus doesn't want Ian to drink milk.

It is also an anagram of Once it is anal. That's quite a mysterious message your God is delivering there.

[bobevenson]

The mysterious thing is why an idiot like you posts anything anywhere.

[FlashDangerpants]

At least I'm not stupid enough to believe an English anagram derived from a book written in Greek to transcribe the dream of an Aramaic speaker could provide credentials for some dumb motherfucker to claim his tedious card game for drunken twats is divine.

[bobevenson]

At least I'm not stupid enough to believe an English anagram derived from a book written in Greek to transcribe the dream of an Aramaic speaker could provide credentials for some dumb motherfucker to claim his tedious card game for drunken twats is divine.

Well, that's because you haven't read "The Ouzo Prophecy" at http://church-of-ouzo.com/pdf/ouzo-prophecy.pdf, and if you have, you didn't understand it.

[FlashDangerpants]

There. I've read it. It's pitiful. You are shit.

[Hobbes' Choice]

Nut case is an anagram of seacunt. Something fishing going on here!
Maybe God wants us to make a nut-roast with a fish starter?

And that Queer Snake is an anagram of Earthquakes!!! Maybe the snake is the cause of all the troubles in the world?

But should you want to consider the nature of your existence, be it known that

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

Is an anagram of:

In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

[Harbal]

Anagrams are related to gematria in that both are number/letter codes, anagrams being based on ordinal numbers and gematria on cardinal numbers.[/size][/b]

If you like anagrams why don't you just buy a crossword book? One intended for children would probably be most suitable.

[bobevenson]

I think sticking a book up your ass would be even more suitable, and I'm not talking about your pet donkey.

[Harbal]

I think sticking a book up your ass would be even more suitable, and I'm not talking about your pet donkey.

I wish you would keep you sexual fantasies to yourself, bob. If you must express them there are bound to be more appropriate forums to do it on. One intended for intellectually challenged perverts would probably be most suitable.

[bobevenson]

There are two words original to the book of Revelation, Armageddon and Nicolaitanes. They are both divinely inspired anagrams relating directly to Revelation and "The Ouzo Prophecy." Again, you fail to see the light of spiritual truth that Bob the Baptist keeps turning on.