WHY can't the religions bring the mankind forward ?

[Harbal]

I think manden should stop crasping it and try letting it go. Excessive crasping can cause warts and even lead to blindness.

And if you crasp too hard it gives you muscle gramp.

[Harbal]

I think manden should stop crasping it and try letting it go. Excessive crasping can cause warts and even lead to blindness.

And if you crasp too hard it gives you muscle gramp.

[Harbal]

Just in case you didn't hear me the first time.

[Hobbes' Choice]

Just in case you didn't hear me the first time.

I think the verb is Grasp, not crasp.

[Harbal]

I think the verb is Grasp, not crasp.

Go back to sleep, Hobbsey.

[Hobbes' Choice]

I think the verb is Grasp, not crasp.

Go back to sleep, Hobbsey.

Me asleep you p****? Not content to misspell a word you had to do it three times, fucking moron.

[Lacewing]

H.C. -- we're simply speaking Manden's language of nonsense. A few posts back, you can see where Manden accused us of being unable to crasp it. This language seems appropriate when speaking about the greater nonsense, especially in order to hide the greater nonsense behind smaller nonsense. It's a tricky maneuver, and clearly it takes a special tool (as Manden claims to be) to do it.

[Harbal]

Me asleep you p****? Not content to misspell a word you had to do it three times, fucking moron.

Hobbo. In your eagerness to crasp at what you perceive to be an ideal opportunity to put me down you have made an almighty plonker of yourself. Silly boy.

[bobevenson]

Why don't you guys talk about something serious like Ouzo?

[Harbal]

Why don't you guys talk about something serious like Ouzo?

Go away, bob, there are enough fools on this thread already.

[Obvious Leo]

it takes a special tool (as Manden claims to be) to do it.

Thus far this is the only feature of manden's wisdom which I have managed to crasp. It seems he regards himself as a special tool and on the weight of the evidence no obvious counter-argument seems apparent.

[thedoc]

level you cannot crasp it .
Who really can crasp that ,

"Crasp?" do you mean 'Clasp'? It would really help if you learned proper English, before trying to write in it.

[manden]

Why is this world so bad ? ( see here )

Because it is (almost) godless !

I am the only human being who is really orientating to the real creator of the universe ( the TRUE God ) !

[Obvious Leo]

I am the only human being who is really orientating to the real creator of the universe ( the TRUE God ) !

Clearly it's a thankless task. Why not take up golf instead?

[Greta]

I am the only human being who is really orientating to the real creator of the universe ( the TRUE God ) !

Have you read Kurt Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions? Highly recommended.