Do you think I'm an authority on African languages?

[bobevenson]

Tivi speakers live no where near the cradle of humanity.

Let's see, the Tiv language is spoken in Nigeria, Nigeria is in Africa, and Africa is called the cradle of mankind. Have I broken it down far enough for you?

And Africa is a Continent.
I know Americans are ignorant of basic geography. But this factoid is meaningless.
You might as well be talking about Mexico City as Cincinnati, because they are both in America.
Tor is also a French surname and a Nordic first name; a genus of fish, a Celtic Hill and a place in Ukraine.

And you are still a moron.

Nigeria is in Africa, and Africa is called the cradle of mankind. Why do you motherfucking limeys like Arising insist on beating a dead horse? Try concentrating on the issue, you mental defective!

[FlashDangerpants]

Jesus H Christ is going to be really fucked off with you. You just named him "Beetle" in Afrikaans. Also "Net" in Azerbaijani; "Sheepfold" in Croatian, "Misleadingly" in Haitian and "Thursday" in Finnish.

[bobevenson]

Are there any motherfuckers out there who can actually discuss a topic without talking shit by defecating through their mouths?

[Hobbes' Choice]

Let's see, the Tiv language is spoken in Nigeria, Nigeria is in Africa, and Africa is called the cradle of mankind. Have I broken it down far enough for you?

And Africa is a Continent.
I know Americans are ignorant of basic geography. But this factoid is meaningless.
You might as well be talking about Mexico City as Cincinnati, because they are both in America.
Tor is also a French surname and a Nordic first name; a genus of fish, a Celtic Hill and a place in Ukraine.

And you are still a moron.

Nigeria is in Africa, and Africa is called the cradle of mankind. Why do you motherfucking limeys like Arising insist on beating a dead horse? Try concentrating on the issue, you mental defective!

Duh Yeah. Mexico is in America, and so are you so you must be Mexican.

Of all the thousands of languages that Africa has hosted, why Tiv?
And what has Jesus got to do with the cradle of Humanity? Its had fuck all to do with it so far.

[bobevenson]

Jesus Christ, it's impossible to discuss anything with a freak like you.

[FlashDangerpants]

Are there any motherfuckers out there who can actually discuss a topic without talking shit by defecating through their mouths?

Fuck you, you worship ThursdayDishonestyBeetle, you're fucking nuts.

[bobevenson]

Are there any motherfuckers out there who can actually discuss a topic without talking shit by defecating through their mouths?

Fuck you, you worship ThursdayDishonestyBeetle, you're fucking nuts.

Listen, pal, there's nothing in your pants that dangerous.

[attofishpi]

Do you think I'm an authority on African languages?

In "The Ouzo Prophecy," I claim the Second Coming of Christ is named Tor, which means king...

..and ROT.

Indeed, I'm an authority on thousands of African languages

I like that word Bob, "indeed".

What tribe(s) is it that speak in clicks? If you can speak that i admit i would be impressed - perhaps its binary?
01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101001 01110100 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101110 01110110 01101111 01101100 01110101 01110100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01101001 01110100 01101001 01101111 01101110 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010100 01110010 01110101 01110100 01101000

[bobevenson]

Let's cut to the chase: it's another example of my divine guidance.

[Lacewing]

it's another example of my divine guidance.

Oh... so MORE of the "divine guidance" that has NO PURPOSE and LEADS NOWHERE and DOESN'T INSPIRE nor help anyone and is based on POINTLESS (if not completely questionable) TRIVIA and requires someone like you (Bob) to deliver a MEANINGLESS and ABSURD message which you compare proudly to others that haven't made any better sense for thousands of years? How is that guidance... and how is it divine? WHY WOULD ANYTHING DIVINE BE SO RIDICULOUSLY CONVOLUTED AND INEFFECTIVE?

It wouldn't be. Just you are. Now THAT makes sense!

[Obvious Leo]

Tor is a genus of freshwater cyprinid fish native to various habitats in south-east Asia. They are not to be found in Palestine and it would take more than two of them to feed 5 thousand people.

[bobevenson]

it's another example of my divine guidance.

"Divine guidance" that has NO PURPOSE and LEADS NOWHERE and DOESN'T INSPIRE nor help anyone and is based on POINTLESS (if not completely questionable) TRIVIA and requires someone like you (Bob) to deliver a MEANINGLESS and ABSURD message which you compare proudly to others that haven't made any better sense for thousands of years?

Well, the message from John on the isle of Patmos 1,920 years ago has never been forgotten, but never understood until Bob the Baptist in the city of Cincinnati was divinely inspired to provide a road map.

[Lacewing]

Well, the message from John on the isle of Patmos 1,920 years ago has never been forgotten, but never understood until Bob the Baptist in the city of Cincinnati was divinely guided to provide a road map.

Sooooo... WHO actually "understands" it (according to you) BESIDES YOU? Of what value is that? And if you've been unable to communicate it clearly and convincingly to anyone here, how effective are you?

[bobevenson]

Well, the message from John on the isle of Patmos 1,920 years ago has never been forgotten, but never understood until Bob the Baptist in the city of Cincinnati was divinely inspired to provide a road map.

Sooooo... WHO actually "understands" it (according to you) BESIDES YOU? Of what value is that? And if you've been unable to communicate it clearly and convincingly to anyone here, how effective are you?

It appeared that nobody could read my road map until I received that letter from the spokesman of the Spiritual Counterfeits Project, and then I knew it was a spiritual success. Of course, my work continues with the game of Ouzo, which the International Beverage Network is sending out a newsletter next week to thousands of breweries and beer distributors around the world, introducing Ouzo as a new promotional game for beer & bars.

[Philosophy Explorer]

I think that Bob is an authority on bullshit.

PhilX