The Ouzo Cross

[bobevenson]

I've got a better idea, why don't you just get the fuck out of here, you limey bastard (speaking of idiots, I hope you don't need to consult a dictionary or thesaurus to understand what I'm talking about this time).

Bob, I'm sensing some hostility from you. Has something upset you?

Oh, no, I'm fine, I only talk this way to good friends.

[Arising_uk]

Let's see, aspirin didn't work, booze didn't work, how about a possible lobotomy?

Will it help you answer questions?

If so try this one,

Theist, agnostic, atheist. As Bob the Baptist, I can tell you that the first and third are fools, and absolute fools at that.

Anybody who isn't an agnostic is a fool.

So tell us bobby, are you an agnostic or an absolute fool?

[bobevenson]

Wait a minute, I don't think they do lobotomies anymore. How about a .38 automatic, that might work.

[Arising_uk]

Theist, agnostic, atheist. As Bob the Baptist, I can tell you that the first and third are fools, and absolute fools at that.

Anybody who isn't an agnostic is a fool.

So tell us oh 'prophet', are you an agnostic or an absolute fool?

[bobevenson]

My suggestion to you: an auto .38 and a steady hand.

[Lacewing]

My suggestion to you: an auto .38 and a steady hand.

Bob, that's disgusting. Why would you be chosen as a messenger of the divine when you are so prone to childish spewings of hate and ego?

[Dalek Prime]

My suggestion to you: an auto .38 and a steady hand.

Bob, that's disgusting. Why would you be chosen as a messenger of the divine when you are so prone to childish spewings of hate and ego?

Because only lunatics are prone to voices that don't exist, save in their own heads.

[bobevenson]

My suggestion to you: an auto .38 and a steady hand.

Bob, that's disgusting. Why would you be chosen as a messenger of the divine when you are so prone to childish spewings of hate and ego?

Look, that stupid-ass Arising posts the same cute bullshit over and over again regardless of the thread. What the fuck do you expect a patient prophet to do, huh?

[Dalek Prime]

My suggestion to you: an auto .38 and a steady hand.

Bob, that's disgusting. Why would you be chosen as a messenger of the divine when you are so prone to childish spewings of hate and ego?

Look, that stupid-ass Arising posts the same cute bullshit over and over again regardless of the thread. What the fuck do you expect a patient prophet to do, huh?

Ha! Now you admit you're indeed a patient!

[bobevenson]

Ha! Now you admit you're indeed a patient!

Let's see, inability to understand the English language, and prone (having a natural inclination or tendency to something, not prostrate) to use moronic smilies. Yeah, that's you.

[Lacewing]

Arising posts the same cute bullshit over and over again regardless of the thread. What the fuck do you expect a patient prophet to do, huh?

Arising's question is based on statements you made that seem in conflict. You have refused to clarify... just as you have repeatedly refused to answer the most basic question of what IT IS that informs you. This further confirms that your statements are baseless and mean nothing. You just want to spew your wacko trip at people... and designate yourself a prophet! How convenient. And of course you somehow justify all of your angry and hateful outbursts too. Nothing is your responsibility. And you wonder why you have no credibility? You have a strategy for explaining that too though, don't you: just accuse everyone else of not understanding.

What the fuck do YOU expect in response?

[Gustav Bjornstrand]

What the fuck do YOU expect in response?

Just kiss the Ouzo Cross and get it over with already!

[bobevenson]

I'd prefer that she kiss my middle finger.

[Lacewing]

I'd prefer that she kiss my middle finger.

Good one!

Too bad the rest of your crap isn't that sharp.

[bobevenson]

I'd prefer that she kiss my middle finger.

Good one!

Too bad the rest of your crap isn't that sharp.

The rest of my crap is always that sharp, if not sharper!