Why the AEP Will Crush All Opposition

[bobevenson]

For those of you who follow U.S. politics, it must seem strange to see dozens of Republican and Democrat candidates for president raise and spend millions of dollars before finally dropping out. Since my proposed AEP will decide on a candidate from party headquarters, I present you with the only political party in American history that will operate on a shoestring budget, putting most of its money into the Champagne Sherry Principle of actually helping people deal with an unresponsive government throughout the year while proselytizing them to vote for AEP candidates at election time. The AEP operating procedure will be to take over an entire state by selecting the best state, and then the best county, and then the best city to start operations. The objective will be to force the federal government to adopt the AEP platform or deal with an AEP demand for secession from an international stage. An academic study will needed to select the best state, county and city to launch the AEP. A couple of important factors will be selecting a state with low voter turnout, and a low number and even split between Republican and Democrat voters. Can any of you think of other factors to be considered?

[Arising_uk]

Yeah! How will you manage to get out of your house?

[bobevenson]

Yeah! How will you manage to get out of your house?

Have you ever thought of actually responding to a thread with anything of value? And you complain about others not being philosophical? What a phony baloney you are!

[Dalek Prime]

Can the AEP crush an aluminium can on its leader's head, unopened and full. Can you post a video of this feat for our viewing enjoyment, in a loop? Pretty please?

[bobevenson]

You have a glaring inability to look even a little bit into the future. There should be a word for that.

[Arising_uk]

Have you ever thought of actually responding to a thread with anything of value? ...

With you bobby there is not much point as you always fail to answer and always answer with insult.

But my point is apt as for your AEP to get anywhere other than your bedroom you'd have to leave your house and interact with real people. Will that be happening any time soon?

And you complain about others not being philosophical? What a phony baloney you are!

I'm philosophical with those who wish to be but sadly that is becoming far and few between upon this forum, instead we just keep getting loons like yourself.
p.s.
You could always try crowd-funding to solve your budget. As this could give you the capital to do this research to find the most gullible state.

[Dalek Prime]

You have a glaring inability to look even a little bit into the future. There should be a word for that.

You would think, eh? I'm very dissatisfied with antonyms for foresight.