It was only a matter of Time before I made an appearance

[Obvious Leo]

I am Everywhere... but will you be quiet, I'm trying to watch a TV show of My own...

Then you are to be pitied, god, for being forced to live such a tedious life. You already know how the story ends.

[Obvious Leo]

You may be honoured to know that modern human science is modelled on your timeless mind. It too claims that there exists no distinction between past, present and future and that all the events of the universe are written into a single eternally frozen block. Some people even buy this shit.

[God]

I am Everywhere... but will you be quiet, I'm trying to watch a TV show of My own...

Then you are to be pitied, god, for being forced to live such a tedious life. You already know how the story ends.

You've never enjoyed reruns. I think you'll find those who purchase DVDs will disagree with you, alongside fans of Star Trek, Star Wars, the Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones... People always know how the story ends. They rejoice in how it gets there. Tedious? I think not.

[God]

You may be honoured to know that modern human science is modelled on your timeless mind. It too claims that there exists no distinction between past, present and future and that all the events of the universe are written into a single eternally frozen block. Some people even buy this shit.

No, too busy rewatching Breaking Bad.

[Dalek Prime]

Hey, God. Are you powerful enough to make yourself not God? Would you prefer that state of affairs?

[God]

Hey, God. Are you powerful enough to make yourself not God? Would you prefer that state of affairs?

Why would I want to do that?

[Obvious Leo]

Can you microwave last night's leftover pizza so hot that even you can't eat it?

[Hobbes' Choice]

I didn't. I am Everywhere.

Then you ought to know what TV programme I have on in the background.

Sadly you do not know and therefore you are not god.

I am Everywhere... but will you be quiet, I'm trying to watch a TV show of My own...

So you are everywhere but cannot concentrate on more than one thing.
Not much of a god are you?

You seem to have the powers of an inattentive and not very intelligent human. Odd that!

[God]

I am Everywhere... but will you be quiet, I'm trying to watch a TV show of My own...

So you are everywhere but cannot concentrate on more than one thing.
Not much of a god are you?

You seem to have the powers of an inattentive and not very intelligent human. Odd that!

I can do, see, be, Anything... I can take endless distraction, and My attention extends to Everything ... but Game of Thrones is always better without the distraction of fools.

[Dalek Prime]

I am Everywhere... but will you be quiet, I'm trying to watch a TV show of My own...

So you are everywhere but cannot concentrate on more than one thing.
Not much of a god are you?

You seem to have the powers of an inattentive and not very intelligent human. Odd that!

I can do, see, be, Anything... I can take endless distraction, and My attention extends to Everything ... but Game of Thrones is always better without the distraction of fools.

So why didn't you create Westeros as the reality, and this earth, the fiction? What a whiny god you are. It's like a billionaire crying poor.

[Philosophy Explorer]

Hey God,

Are you related to God from OPC? (Fanman)

PhilX

[Dalek Prime]

Hey, God. Are you powerful enough to make yourself not God? Would you prefer that state of affairs?

Why would I want to do that?

Retirement planning ain't free, buddy.

[God]

I can do, see, be, Anything... I can take endless distraction, and My attention extends to Everything ... but Game of Thrones is always better without the distraction of fools.

So why didn't you create Westeros as the reality, and this earth, the fiction?

Because I did. I can do Anything I want, without having to answer to people who don't care for my answers anyway.

What a whiny god you are.....

I think you'll find, with a little self-reelection, that it is you who are "whiny". You whine an awful lot. You'd make quite a good fictional character... Hold on, part of you already exists in fiction... Dalek Prime? I think not. You're more like a purposeless C-3PO.

[Dalek Prime]

Could you repeat that? I was busy not caring for your answers.

[henry quirk]

The golden rule is 'do unto others as you would have them do unto you'.

Never cared for that.

My golden rule is 'mind your own business and keep your hands to yourself', followed with 'leave me be or I'll make you leave me be'.

What say you, G?