Libertarian Law Enforcement

[Kayla]

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts-m ... department

[artisticsolution]

LOL Kayla, I was just coming on to post this. It has Bob written all over it! lol

[bobevenson]

Posting a link with no comment should be enough to get you thrown out of the forum. And if the link is to a left-wing publication, you should be keelhauled.

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Posting a link with no comment should be enough to get you thrown out of the forum. And if the link is to a left-wing publication, you should be keelhauled.

Oh shut up bob. You and your 'wings' bullshit. There's rational and there's irrational, and we all know which one you fall into.

[bobevenson]

Posting a link with no comment should be enough to get you thrown out of the forum. And if the link is to a left-wing publication, you should be keelhauled.

Oh shut up bob. You and your 'wings' bullshit. There's rational and there's irrational, and we all know which one you fall into.

You don't like the left-wing reference? How about socialist, communist, or totalitarianist? Would one of those terms be more satisfactory to you?

[Obvious Leo]

I think you should update your rhetoric to suit the times, Bob. The 21st century Renaissance man won't know what the fuck you're banging on about with your 19th century forms of language. I'm an old fart who's heard all this bollocks before so this doesn't apply to me and I say this as a friend with your political best interests at heart. Remember who your market is, mate. You're never going to win over intelligent people who have read books and thought about things rationally and done other such bolshie shit so just forget about them. Just focus on the cockheads who think exactly the same way as you do and you can't miss, because there's heaps of them about.

I'd be more than happy to offer you further campaign advice as time goes on although naturally at some stage your people will need to talk to my people about contractual terms and payment for services rendered.

[vegetariantaxidermy]

Posting a link with no comment should be enough to get you thrown out of the forum. And if the link is to a left-wing publication, you should be keelhauled.

Oh shut up bob. You and your 'wings' bullshit. There's rational and there's irrational, and we all know which one you fall into.

You don't like the left-wing reference? How about socialist, communist, or totalitarianist? Would one of those terms be more satisfactory to you?

I've come across one other lunatic who thinks exactly the same way you do. Always banging on about 'freedom' and 'socialists' (like you, he refuses to define 'socialist'). What a jerk-off he is, and the hilarious thing is that he thinks he's the only rational person around, just as you do.
What you morons refer to as 'socialism' is simply any evolved society. It's the societies that you call 'socialist' that have the MOST freedom, dummy.

[bobevenson]

I think you should update your rhetoric to suit the times, Bob. The 21st century Renaissance man won't know what the fuck you're banging on about with your 19th century forms of language. I'm an old fart who's heard all this bollocks before so this doesn't apply to me and I say this as a friend with your political best interests at heart. Remember who your market is, mate. You're never going to win over intelligent people who have read books and thought about things rationally and done other such bolshie shit so just forget about them. Just focus on the cockheads who think exactly the same way as you do and you can't miss, because there's heaps of them about.

I'd be more than happy to offer you further campaign advice as time goes on although naturally at some stage your people will need to talk to my people about contractual terms and payment for services rendered.

Would it be asking too much of you to spit out what you're talking about?

[bobevenson]

What you morons refer to as 'socialism' is simply any evolved society.

No, just the opposite, socialism is a devolved society, like going from man to monkey.

[Obvious Leo]

I think you should update your rhetoric to suit the times, Bob. The 21st century Renaissance man won't know what the fuck you're banging on about with your 19th century forms of language. I'm an old fart who's heard all this bollocks before so this doesn't apply to me and I say this as a friend with your political best interests at heart. Remember who your market is, mate. You're never going to win over intelligent people who have read books and thought about things rationally and done other such bolshie shit so just forget about them. Just focus on the cockheads who think exactly the same way as you do and you can't miss, because there's heaps of them about.

I'd be more than happy to offer you further campaign advice as time goes on although naturally at some stage your people will need to talk to my people about contractual terms and payment for services rendered.

Would it be asking too much of you to spit out what you're talking about?

Keep your shirt on, Bob, I'm trying to keep the number of syllables per word down to a manageable level. Provided we can reach some agreement on the financial questions I'm offering my services as your campaign manager, political strategist, media adviser and confidante. I've dealt with morons all my life and have a considerable suite of skills to bring to the table in the aid of any enterprising prophet with balls and ambition. I can make you a STAR.

[vegetariantaxidermy]

What you morons refer to as 'socialism' is simply any evolved society.

No, just the opposite, socialism is a devolved society, like going from man to monkey.

You are stupid beyond belief. Anarchy is the law of the jungle, which is what you want. Fucking moron.

[bobevenson]

I think you should update your rhetoric to suit the times, Bob. The 21st century Renaissance man won't know what the fuck you're banging on about with your 19th century forms of language. I'm an old fart who's heard all this bollocks before so this doesn't apply to me and I say this as a friend with your political best interests at heart. Remember who your market is, mate. You're never going to win over intelligent people who have read books and thought about things rationally and done other such bolshie shit so just forget about them. Just focus on the cockheads who think exactly the same way as you do and you can't miss, because there's heaps of them about.

I'd be more than happy to offer you further campaign advice as time goes on although naturally at some stage your people will need to talk to my people about contractual terms and payment for services rendered.

Would it be asking too much of you to spit out what you're talking about?

Keep your shirt on, Bob, I'm trying to keep the number of syllables per word down to a manageable level. Provided we can reach some agreement on the financial questions I'm offering my services as your campaign manager, political strategist, media adviser and confidante. I've dealt with morons all my life and have a considerable suite of skills to bring to the table in the aid of any enterprising prophet with balls and ambition. I can make you a STAR.

I guess what you're saying is that you can't figure out how to answer my simple question, huh?

[Obvious Leo]

Run it past me again, Bob, because as you know I'm just an ignorant foreigner despite the fact that I do actually know where Europe is. What was your question?

[bobevenson]

Run it past me again, Bob, because as you know I'm just an ignorant foreigner. What was your question?

Please spit out what you mean by "I think you should update your rhetoric to suit the times, Bob. The 21st century Renaissance man won't know what the fuck you're banging on about with your 19th century forms of language."

[Obvious Leo]

Run it past me again, Bob, because as you know I'm just an ignorant foreigner. What was your question?

Please spit out what you mean by "I think you should update your rhetoric to suit the times, Bob. The 21st century Renaissance man won't know what the fuck you're banging on about with your 19th century forms of language."

It's 2015, Bob. Nobody knows what a communist is anymore because they're an extinct species. I'm actually trying to help you because simply applying meaningless labels to people who don't share your bizarre world-view is going to be counter-productive in the pursuit of your long-term political goals. Nowadays the only meaningful way to hang shit on people who dare to think differently is to call them TERRORISTS. For fuck's sake, mate, get with the programme or else everybody will just assume you're a moron.