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Does this really happen?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

I'm skeptical as to whether there are American girls who really think this way, but since I realize there are people like Miss South Carolina (watch the video on YouTube if you haven't) I find it possible. Americans, whatcha say? If you explain the poophole loophole to a Christian girl do you score? Does it always work or only on the brainless and slutty ones?
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3Sum wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

I'm skeptical as to whether there are American girls who really think this way, but since I realize there are people like Miss South Carolina (watch the video on YouTube if you haven't) I find it possible. Americans, whatcha say? If you explain the poophole loophole to a Christian girl do you score? Does it always work or only on the brainless and slutty ones?
You bet your bottom dollar it does [excuse the pun :roll: ]
Not slutty. just brainless.

This practice is 'old'. not american but european.

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OH MY GOD!


That video is AWESOME.



I can't say enough about it - GOOD FIND!


Thank you for sharing.





I'm playing that tune over & over again in my mind...and I find myself strangely aroused...





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Bill Wiltrack wrote:.and I find myself strangely aroused..

LOL..you bad boy.
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Not slutty. just brainless.
Haha, true.

Bill Walltrack I know, right? I didn't find it arousing, but it got really stuck in my head. I literally cried laughing when I heard it the first time,

"And I made a pact
To keep my hymen intact
And Jesus and I are tight"

"Whatever you do, don't touch my clitoris
If you ring Satan's doorbell, God can't ignore this"

"I've emptied my bowels
And laid out the towels
I'm ready for romance"

"And we can't procreate if we anally copulate
And God is OK with sodomy, but only if you're straight"

Pure genius.
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I've got to bump this back up in the View active topics category in hopes that more members will see this video and actually respond.



The song is brilliant in itself
, GREAT video. But it does something more.

The video brings-up, what I think, is an extremely insightful, perhaps deeply philosophical religious concept that I had never thought about or been exposed to.



Does anal sex actually preserve virginity?
And I don't know...I think it does.




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Fornication is a sin or at least it was but it has not always been taken to mean sex before marriage and can be taken as adultery and in fact looking briefly at wiki it was not forbidden except for a brief period of puritan rule and then after the marriage act of 1753 which of course many ignored anyway.

I think personally anal sex counts if sex outside of marriage is a sin, but religious people have never really followed Christianity; as they say in the video they ignore the inconvenient stuff. AFAIK the bible has nothing to say about back door action man on woman, which is not really a loophole, it has nothing to say on paedophilia either, so are Christians allowed to have sex with children?
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Yes, I believe Christians are allowed to have sex with children.


I am not a Christian
but I do hear occasionally about the practices of their priests.



...back door action seemed to flow off your tounge rather easily...almost too easily.




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3Sum wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

I'm skeptical as to whether there are American girls who really think this way, but since I realize there are people like Miss South Carolina (watch the video on YouTube if you haven't) I find it possible. Americans, whatcha say? If you explain the poophole loophole to a Christian girl do you score? Does it always work or only on the brainless and slutty ones?
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blas·phe·my [blas-fuh-mee] Show IPA
noun, plural blas·phe·mies.
1.
impious utterance or action concerning God or sacred things.
2.
Judaism.
a.
an act of cursing or reviling God.
b.
pronunciation of the Tetragrammaton (YHVH) in the original, now forbidden manner instead of using a substitute pronunciation such as Adonai.
3.
Theology . the crime of assuming to oneself the rights or qualities of God.
4.
irreverent behavior toward anything held sacred, priceless, etc.: He uttered blasphemies against life itself.
Origin:
1175–1225; Middle English blasphemie < Late Latin blasphēmia < Greek. See blasphemous, -y3
Plato taught that one should seek "the highest things." Most philosophers and other men of study seek the highest things.

But, 3Sum is an exception. His mind is stuck on the level of sense; it seeks stimulation in things of the gutter.

I'm really amazed that such people frequent a forum devoted to philosophy.

But, then, the ignorant are legion in modernity.
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tbieter wrote:
3Sum wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY

I'm skeptical as to whether there are American girls who really think this way, but since I realize there are people like Miss South Carolina (watch the video on YouTube if you haven't) I find it possible. Americans, whatcha say? If you explain the poophole loophole to a Christian girl do you score? Does it always work or only on the brainless and slutty ones?
blasphemy
Use Blasphemy in a sentence

blas·phe·my [blas-fuh-mee] Show IPA
noun, plural blas·phe·mies.
1.
impious utterance or action concerning God or sacred things.
2.
Judaism.
a.
an act of cursing or reviling God.
b.
pronunciation of the Tetragrammaton (YHVH) in the original, now forbidden manner instead of using a substitute pronunciation such as Adonai.
3.
Theology . the crime of assuming to oneself the rights or qualities of God.
4.
irreverent behavior toward anything held sacred, priceless, etc.: He uttered blasphemies against life itself.
Origin:
1175–1225; Middle English blasphemie < Late Latin blasphēmia < Greek. See blasphemous, -y3
Plato taught that one should seek "the highest things." Most philosophers and other men of study seek the highest things.

But, 3Sum is an exception. His mind is stuck on the level of sense; it seeks stimulation in things of the gutter.

I'm really amazed that such people frequent a forum devoted to philosophy.

But, then, the ignorant are legion in modernity.


A review of 3Sum's posts leads to one conclusion: Displayed is the mind of an anti-Christian bigot.
Bigotry certainly does not belong in a philosophy forum.


big·ot noun \ˈbi-gət\
: a person who strongly and unfairly dislikes other people, ideas, etc. : a bigoted person; especially : a person who hates or refuses to accept the members of a particular group (such as a racial or religious group)

Full Definition of BIGOT

: a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance
— big·ot·ed adjective
— big·ot·ed·ly adverb
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Examples of BIGOT

He was labeled a bigot after making some offensive comments.
<an incorrigible bigot who hasn't entertained a new thought in years>
“It's scandalous,” he said, in the tones once used by Colonel Blimp, Britain's best-loved bigot, who adorned the pages of the Evening Standard throughout the 1930s. —Nicholas Fraser, Harper's, September 1996
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Origin of BIGOT

French, hypocrite, bigot
First Known Use: 1660
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Synonyms
dogmatist, dogmatizer, partisan (also partizan), sectarian
Related Words
doctrinaire, fanatic, purist; jingoist, nationalist; racialist, racist, supremacist; chauvinist, sexist
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freethinker, latitudinarian, liberal
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im·be·cile
noun \ˈim-bə-səl, -ˌsil\

: a very stupid person : an idiot or fool
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usually offensive : a person affected with moderate mental retardation
2
: fool, idiot
— imbecile or im·be·cil·ic adjective
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Examples of IMBECILE

He drank too much and started acting like a complete imbecile.
<only an imbecile would leave their car unlocked, with the keys in the ignition, and then be surprised when the vehicle was stolen>

Origin of IMBECILE
French imbécile, noun, from adjective, weak, weak-minded, from Latin imbecillus
First Known Use: 1802
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Synonyms
airhead, birdbrain, blockhead, bonehead, bubblehead, chowderhead, chucklehead, clodpoll


tbieter how does it feel to discover that the word imbecile applies perfectly to you? You may be genuinely surprised, but trust me, it's not a huge revelation for others who read your posts.

Bill Wiltrack if anal sex preserves virginity and the only way to lose one's virginity is through penetration of a female vagina (or having your vagina penetrated), how do gay men lose virginity?
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Good point 3Sum they don't they are amongst the purest of people. ;)

Seriously though, the whole dogma surrounding sexuality is completely out of synch with reality, it's a dead end for the church since it is not catholic in the sense the Disciples or Jesus said it, no one is supposed to follow the laws laid down in Leviticus because they are for Jews alone. Paul was not an authority on church dogma but was given far too much credence none the less even though he never even met Christ or any living disciple, he merely gave moral values to people who would inhabit places such as Greece and Rome where practices such as sodomy were commonplace. I find it hard to believe then that the laws against fornication are really about people outside of Corinth and Rome, that Paul wrote to in his letters. I think there probably was an idea that homosexuality was wrong, but that does not mean doing some bird up the wrongun is countanenced by not actually making that anal sex is considered bad explicit. For example Sodom from which we get the term sodomy was destroyed for partaking in lewd sexual practices male on male or male on female.
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It's an exit...not an entrance.



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Bill Wiltrack wrote:.



It's an exit...not an entrance.



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Your mouth is both, you penis is an exit, well usually, I don't see your point?
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I think the point I was trying to make is - It's an exit...not an entrance.



...I didn't mean to bring-up mouth & penis. Sorry.



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