Humor

[QMan]

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, “What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says,"Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

[aiddon]

That particular priest may be a 'systemic anomaly'

Concepts involved of hundreds of works on perception and neuro 'interpolated' reality .

What i see in research is that Catholicism is just as strong now as it was 100 years ago. just before ww1.
We all watched 'private ryan' in initial landing one man repeatd over and over. hail Mary mother of god.
the left handed sniper kissed his crucifix before each battle. that god was with the righteous.

There are no atheists in fox holes. which infuriates the atheists and also many agnostics.


\Many say that thee downturn of belief has made world a better place. its the upturn if stupidity that did that.
Remember. i have no religion.
Zoroastrianism is to me just as valid.

living in main st near bondi. i copped many evangelist types. i said wait sec im calling police to remove a vagrant at my door.
they vanished. wow god moves in mysterious ways

I'm really struggling these days to figure out what people are actually talking about in this forum.

[aiddon]

Seeing as the humour thread has taken on a religious theme, here goes:

What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Fiat?

You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

[Hjarloprillar]

Seeing as the humour thread has taken on a religious theme, here goes:

What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Fiat?

You can close the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

Heey.. I had a fiat 125 . it was a great car.. You didnt need keys.. the starter was a rocker switch.. the locks dont work. But it went like a bullet on dirt backroads where we played 'rally driver' and fired of guns that were eeeeeasy to get in aus in 70's.
The mini did just as well. Funny both were banana yellow..lol

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