In space no one can hear you fart.Godfree wrote:Sounds like a lot of hot air to me ,,!!chaz wyman wrote:Yes, I agree, here's another, wait.... wait...... Fart (ahhh), god is wise!reasonvemotion wrote:.............and god has spoken. LOL
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Yes, I agree, here's another, wait.... wait...... Fart (ahhh), god is wise![/quote]
Sounds like a lot of hot air to me ,,!![/quote]
In space no one can hear you fart.[/quote]
There would be many problems with trying to fart in space ,,
unless your just farting into your own pressure suit , just for you ,,??
so the moment you exposed your unpressurized arsehole to space,
a little more than fart would come out ,
like your intenstines , that would be the mother of all
prolapses ,,are you volunteering to try ,,???
Sounds like a lot of hot air to me ,,!![/quote]
In space no one can hear you fart.[/quote]
There would be many problems with trying to fart in space ,,
unless your just farting into your own pressure suit , just for you ,,??
so the moment you exposed your unpressurized arsehole to space,
a little more than fart would come out ,
like your intenstines , that would be the mother of all
prolapses ,,are you volunteering to try ,,???
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In space, no-one can hear you die.
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Hence the phrase; "About as welcome as a fart in a space capsule."
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chaz wyman wrote:Hence the phrase; "About as welcome as a fart in a space capsule."
One wonders how much antiflatulent was mixed into their food, and what were the health consequences?
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thedoc wrote:chaz wyman wrote:Hence the phrase; "About as welcome as a fart in a space capsule."
One wonders how much antiflatulent was mixed into their food, and what were the health consequences?
Presumably it was a benefit not to have to breath in methane and the nasty constituents of anal effluent.
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I have often wondered why God must be creator? I think that it is the assumption of analogous terms that confuses the whole issue, in history and in present thought about it. I think there could be aliens who people saw as gods but also I think there are personal.experiences that also convey a God concept. It is the effort that wants to.put these into one finalcategory that messes up the whole discussion.
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(Oh the heavenly bouquet of relief. Ahhhhhhh)
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Lets shorten it even more , why god must be ,? ,,why does there have to be a god at all ,,if it's to explain how we came to be ,lancek4 wrote:I have often wondered why God must be creator? I think that it is the assumption of analogous terms that confuses the whole issue, in history and in present thought about it. I think there could be aliens who people saw as gods but also I think there are personal.experiences that also convey a God concept. It is the effort that wants to.put these into one finalcategory that messes up the whole discussion.
science has now done that ,,god is redundant and past it's use by date ,
the further back in time we go , the more ignorant the people were ,
the further back in time we go , the more religious and superstitious society was ,
god was invented by a bunch of monkeys frightened by the thunder and lightening ,
I have moved on from that primitive beginning, that primitive being ,
why people prefer to stay a scared little monkey ,
is beyond me,,!!
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Odd to be scared of lightening. Obviously they liked to stay in the dark.Godfree wrote:Lets shorten it even more , why god must be ,? ,,why does there have to be a god at all ,,if it's to explain how we came to be ,lancek4 wrote:I have often wondered why God must be creator? I think that it is the assumption of analogous terms that confuses the whole issue, in history and in present thought about it. I think there could be aliens who people saw as gods but also I think there are personal.experiences that also convey a God concept. It is the effort that wants to.put these into one finalcategory that messes up the whole discussion.
science has now done that ,,god is redundant and past it's use by date ,
the further back in time we go , the more ignorant the people were ,
the further back in time we go , the more religious and superstitious society was ,
god was invented by a bunch of monkeys frightened by the thunder and lightening ,
I have moved on from that primitive beginning, that primitive being ,
why people prefer to stay a scared little monkey ,
is beyond me,,!!
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Man has always had a vivid imagination , there has been so many different stories ,chaz wyman wrote:Odd to be scared of lightening. Obviously they liked to stay in the dark.Godfree wrote:Lets shorten it even more , why god must be ,? ,,why does there have to be a god at all ,,if it's to explain how we came to be ,lancek4 wrote:I have often wondered why God must be creator? I think that it is the assumption of analogous terms that confuses the whole issue, in history and in present thought about it. I think there could be aliens who people saw as gods but also I think there are personal.experiences that also convey a God concept. It is the effort that wants to.put these into one finalcategory that messes up the whole discussion.
science has now done that ,,god is redundant and past it's use by date ,
the further back in time we go , the more ignorant the people were ,
the further back in time we go , the more religious and superstitious society was ,
god was invented by a bunch of monkeys frightened by the thunder and lightening ,
I have moved on from that primitive beginning, that primitive being ,
why people prefer to stay a scared little monkey ,
is beyond me,,!!
written about the same group of stars it's amazing , desperately trying to find sense or wisdom ,
from the configuration of the stars ,,??
what a stupid idea , a bunch of stars and galaxies happen to make a pattern ,
they think,! , resembles something on earth , so it's a message from the gods ,,???
in order to get the right answer , you first need to ask the right question ,
I get the feeling the question is always loaded , ie ,
what are the gods trying to tell us ,?
as usual god is assumed , never proven ...
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Fucking hell - I can't even make a joke without it going completely over your head!Godfree wrote:Man has always had a vivid imagination , there has been so many different stories ,chaz wyman wrote:
Odd to be scared of lightening. Obviously they liked to stay in the dark.
written about the same group of stars it's amazing , desperately trying to find sense or wisdom ,
from the configuration of the stars ,,??
what a stupid idea , a bunch of stars and galaxies happen to make a pattern ,
they think,! , resembles something on earth , so it's a message from the gods ,,???
in order to get the right answer , you first need to ask the right question ,
I get the feeling the question is always loaded , ie ,
what are the gods trying to tell us ,?
as usual god is assumed , never proven ...
Maybe you need to get a life? Perhaps you could just start with a dictionary?
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You're lucky, I can't say anything without it going completely over everybody's head.chaz wyman wrote:I can't even make a joke without it going completely over your head!
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Perhaps it's time to re-vamp.
Ya know... so like someone, from maybe a beer company, could accept & understand what you are saying.
Or better yet, why don't you re-vamp so that someone like you may be able to understand what you are saying.
Perhaps then, someone like you would be able to accept what you are saying.
Whatever you are feeling - it's NOT WORKING.
NOT WORKING out here - in the REAL world.
I set you free.
I showed you that YOU do not believe in what you are saying.
You just don't believe it.
YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING IN THE PAST YEAR TO SUPPORT OR PROMOTE YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
WHATEVER YOU ARE SPOUTING...IT'S DEAD.
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Perhaps it's time to re-vamp.
Ya know... so like someone, from maybe a beer company, could accept & understand what you are saying.
Or better yet, why don't you re-vamp so that someone like you may be able to understand what you are saying.
Perhaps then, someone like you would be able to accept what you are saying.
Whatever you are feeling - it's NOT WORKING.
NOT WORKING out here - in the REAL world.
I set you free.
I showed you that YOU do not believe in what you are saying.
You just don't believe it.
YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING IN THE PAST YEAR TO SUPPORT OR PROMOTE YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
WHATEVER YOU ARE SPOUTING...IT'S DEAD.
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