Doesn't Anybody Want to Ask Me About the Book of Revelation?

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Doesn't Anybody Want to Ask Me About the Book of Revelation?

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I'm not that familiar with the book, but I do know more about it than anybody who has walked the face of the Earth, including the author.
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bobevenson wrote:I'm not that familiar with the book, but I do know more about it than anybody who has walked the face of the Earth, including the author.
I think we are far more capable of reading it for ourselves, rather then listen to your nonsense.
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chaz wyman wrote:
bobevenson wrote:I'm not that familiar with the book, but I do know more about it than anybody who has walked the face of the Earth, including the author.
I think we are far more capable of reading it for ourselves, rather then listen to your nonsense.
Listen, you don't know shit about the book of Revelation, and never will, even if you read it a million times. The same can be said for "The Ouzo Prophecy," you imbecile!
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bobevenson wrote:
chaz wyman wrote:
bobevenson wrote:I'm not that familiar with the book, but I do know more about it than anybody who has walked the face of the Earth, including the author.
I think we are far more capable of reading it for ourselves, rather then listen to your nonsense.
Listen, you don't know shit about the book of Revelation, and never will, even if you read it a million times. The same can be said for "The Ouzo Prophecy," you imbecile!
Go and play with your boy friend
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Ok I v'e never read the book, but I bought a copy of the song of the book the week Iron Maiden released it. I understand why 666 is the number of the beast, however the song is in a 5/4 meter and the key of D Major. So can you tell me why D Major is the key of the beast and 5/4 time the meter of the beast?
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0800 000 666

The FAX number of the beast.
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999

The upside-down number of the beast.
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Grendel wrote:Ok I v'e never read the book, but I bought a copy of the song of the book the week Iron Maiden released it. I understand why 666 is the number of the beast, however the song is in a 5/4 meter and the key of D Major. So can you tell me why D Major is the key of the beast and 5/4 time the meter of the beast?
Holy shit, I've found somebody dumber than Chaz; no, wait a minute, that's not theoretically possible, so you must only be equally as dumb as Chaz, which, believe me, is pretty fucking dumb, my friend!
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bobevenson wrote:
Grendel wrote:Ok I v'e never read the book, but I bought a copy of the song of the book the week Iron Maiden released it. I understand why 666 is the number of the beast, however the song is in a 5/4 meter and the key of D Major. So can you tell me why D Major is the key of the beast and 5/4 time the meter of the beast?
Holy shit, I've found somebody dumber than Chaz; no, wait a minute, that's not theoretically possible, so you must only be equally as dumb as Chaz, which, believe me, is pretty fucking dumb, my friend!
Looks like your mother has two cunts, and you're one of them. Anyway save your breath, you need it to blow your date.
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Grendel wrote:
bobevenson wrote:
Grendel wrote:Ok I v'e never read the book, but I bought a copy of the song of the book the week Iron Maiden released it. I understand why 666 is the number of the beast, however the song is in a 5/4 meter and the key of D Major. So can you tell me why D Major is the key of the beast and 5/4 time the meter of the beast?
Holy shit, I've found somebody dumber than Chaz; no, wait a minute, that's not theoretically possible, so you must only be equally as dumb as Chaz, which, believe me, is pretty fucking dumb, my friend!
Looks like your mother has two cunts, and you're one of them. Anyway save your breath, you need it to blow your date.
Can I add that you're a fucking pervert too?
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bobevenson wrote:
Grendel wrote:Ok I v'e never read the book, but I bought a copy of the song of the book the week Iron Maiden released it. I understand why 666 is the number of the beast, however the song is in a 5/4 meter and the key of D Major. So can you tell me why D Major is the key of the beast and 5/4 time the meter of the beast?
Holy shit, I've found somebody dumber than Chaz; no, wait a minute, that's not theoretically possible, so you must only be equally as dumb as Chaz, which, believe me, is pretty fucking dumb, my friend!
You are fooling no one but yourself.

What does it feel like to be so alone - sorry you have your boyfriend "Gaycricket" from Cincinatti.

But seriously, as his spunk is drying on your face - don't you feel a little bit like a ****?
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chaz wyman wrote:
bobevenson wrote:
Grendel wrote:Ok I v'e never read the book, but I bought a copy of the song of the book the week Iron Maiden released it. I understand why 666 is the number of the beast, however the song is in a 5/4 meter and the key of D Major. So can you tell me why D Major is the key of the beast and 5/4 time the meter of the beast?
Holy shit, I've found somebody dumber than Chaz; no, wait a minute, that's not theoretically possible, so you must only be equally as dumb as Chaz, which, believe me, is pretty fucking dumb, my friend!
You are fooling no one but yourself.

What does it feel like to be so alone - sorry you have your boyfriend "Gaycricket" from Cincinatti.

But seriously, as his spunk is drying on your face - don't you feel a little bit like a ****?
I think you, Arising and that Grendel character could have a three-way together, and I'm not talking about Cincinnati chili (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_chili), which I'm sure none of you know anything about.
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bobevenson wrote:
chaz wyman wrote:
You are fooling no one but yourself.

What does it feel like to be so alone - sorry you have your boyfriend "Gaycricket" from Cincinatti.

But seriously, as his spunk is drying on your face - don't you feel a little bit like a ****?
I think you, Arising and that Grendel character could have a three-way together, and I'm not talking about Cincinnati chili (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cincinnati_chili), which I'm sure none of you know anything about.
Keep your gay dishes to yourself.
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Grendel wrote:Ok I v'e never read the book, but I bought a copy of the song of the book the week Iron Maiden released it. I understand why 666 is the number of the beast, however the song is in a 5/4 meter and the key of D Major. So can you tell me why D Major is the key of the beast and 5/4 time the meter of the beast?
Iron Bloody Maiden - cool :lol: ! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Number ... st_(album)
While the title track was considered by many religious groups in the United States as evidence that Iron Maiden were a Satanic band, the song was in fact inspired by a nightmare bassist Steve Harris had, triggered by watching the film Damien: Omen II late at night.[5] In addition, Harris has stated that the lyrics were also influenced by Robert Burns' Tam o' Shanter.[11] The track opens with a spoken introduction which draws entirely from the King James Version of Revelations 12:12 and 13:18
I have a tendency to read the Book of Revelation after watching the Omen late at night :evil:. But I have to admit to reading it and other religious texts at other, non-scary daylight times too (currently The Book of Enoch).

Did I not read somewhere on the forum that we have the 'author' in our presence, not to be confused with Bill Hick's Revelations? Is he getting royalties for the topic or just kudos for doing such a grand job :lol: ?
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I'm just here to answer your questions on the book of Revelation. I may not have all the answers, but on the other hand, nobody else has any of the answers.
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