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how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 4:28 am
by Kayla
our youth bible study group has a new member

apparently his parents just got themselves born again after spending many years being normal people

he said he promised his parents to give the whole religion thing a fair shake so he is going to be coming to church and bible study classes for a bit

anyway

he wanted clarification about that verse in leviticus requiring that if someone lies with a man as one does with a woman that both parties be stoned to death

in particular he wanted to know if a woman doing a guy anally with a strapon counts as 'lying with a man as one does with a woman' (the term for that is 'pegging' apparently)

last i heard the elders were going to have a stern word with him although the prevailing view among the youth group is that he is cool except for a couple of seriously uptight people whose views do not count anyway

so any thoughts here?

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 3:08 pm
by John
Aren't there other places on the internet where middle-aged men discuss strapons and anal sex with school girls?

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 5:27 pm
by chaz wyman
Kayla wrote:our youth bible study group has a new member

apparently his parents just got themselves born again after spending many years being normal people

he said he promised his parents to give the whole religion thing a fair shake so he is going to be coming to church and bible study classes for a bit

anyway

he wanted clarification about that verse in leviticus requiring that if someone lies with a man as one does with a woman that both parties be stoned to death

in particular he wanted to know if a woman doing a guy anally with a strapon counts as 'lying with a man as one does with a woman' (the term for that is 'pegging' apparently)

last i heard the elders were going to have a stern word with him although the prevailing view among the youth group is that he is cool except for a couple of seriously uptight people whose views do not count anyway

so any thoughts here?
I think pegging would not satisfy the meaning of "as with a woman".
If lesbians strap on they would be lying with a woman 'as with a man". This pretty much gets them off the hook.
Early Xians are blind to the possibility of lesbianism so I don't think there is anything in the bible against it.

So go girls!! Go in god with your sister.

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 6:50 pm
by Kayla
the elders had a chat with him and told him to never mention dildos, strapon or otherwise in church

they also told me to put more effort into maintaining decorum at the bible study sessions

apparently someone died and left me in charge i did not even know it was my job to maintain decorum

but it seems that everyone thinks i am the one in charge of the youth bible study meetings

i have no idea what is with that

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 10:12 pm
by chaz wyman
Kayla wrote:the elders had a chat with him and told him to never mention dildos, strapon or otherwise in church

they also told me to put more effort into maintaining decorum at the bible study sessions

apparently someone died and left me in charge i did not even know it was my job to maintain decorum

but it seems that everyone thinks i am the one in charge of the youth bible study meetings

i have no idea what is with that
I'm continually puzzled why a bright young woman like yourself maintains any kind of interests in all this.
What other words are banned in the church?

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 4:01 am
by Kayla
chaz wyman wrote:I'm continually puzzled why a bright young woman like yourself maintains any kind of interests in all this.
its a bit like asking a british person why do you go to the local pub

this is semi-rural texas

people go to church

thats what we do
What other words are banned in the church?
i have not asked for a list but i would guess that they would include but not be limited to shit piss cock **** cocksucker motherfucker ass tits asshole

hey didnt blink182 do a song about this?

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 4:05 am
by Kayla
chaz wyman wrote: Early Xians are blind to the possibility of lesbianism so I don't think there is anything in the bible against it.
there is nothing about it in the old testament

st paul mentions it - but his wording is interesting

he seems to condemn those who abandoned their natural desires and instead do it with their own gender

but the wording does not seem to condemn those whose natural desires include those for their own gender

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 9:57 am
by chaz wyman
Kayla wrote:
chaz wyman wrote:I'm continually puzzled why a bright young woman like yourself maintains any kind of interests in all this.
its a bit like asking a british person why do you go to the local pub

this is semi-rural texas

people go to church

thats what we do

Exactly my point. It would otherwise seem that you are smart enough to live your own life.
Not follow the crowd. I don't go to the pub.
What other words are banned in the church?
i have not asked for a list but i would guess that they would include but not be limited to shit piss cock **** cocksucker motherfucker ass tits asshole

How about "freethinking"?

hey didnt blink182 do a song about this?
You got me there

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 9:59 am
by chaz wyman
Kayla wrote:
chaz wyman wrote: Early Xians are blind to the possibility of lesbianism so I don't think there is anything in the bible against it.
there is nothing about it in the old testament

st paul mentions it - but his wording is interesting

he seems to condemn those who abandoned their natural desires and instead do it with their own gender

but the wording does not seem to condemn those whose natural desires include those for their own gender
Thant's news to me. But the Greeks were pretty forward thinking on this issue - Paul would have least have heard of lesbianism, whether he recognised it is another matter.

Do you follow Paulianity or Christianity?

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 12:32 pm
by Arising_uk
Kayla wrote:
chaz wyman wrote:there is nothing about it in the old testament ...
Whats the OT got to do with Jesus's Christianity? I thought it the NT?

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 2:13 pm
by chaz wyman
Arising_uk wrote:
Kayla wrote:
chaz wyman wrote:there is nothing about it in the old testament ...
Whats the OT got to do with Jesus's Christianity? I thought it the NT?
Why not ask the majority of Xians? They tend to use both.

As far as I know this is the only reference in the NT about lesbianism.
NB This is not Jesus or any of his disciples, but Paul.


Romans
1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 2:18 pm
by Arising_uk
In answer to the title thread. In general it appears to be that you fuck them-up the arse and in the mouth with little concern. Although from what I gather the difference is the receiver also gets an orgasm. :lol:

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 5:16 pm
by SpheresOfBalance
Kayla wrote:our youth bible study group has a new member

apparently his parents just got themselves born again after spending many years being normal people

he said he promised his parents to give the whole religion thing a fair shake so he is going to be coming to church and bible study classes for a bit

anyway

he wanted clarification about that verse in leviticus requiring that if someone lies with a man as one does with a woman that both parties be stoned to death

in particular he wanted to know if a woman doing a guy anally with a strapon counts as 'lying with a man as one does with a woman' (the term for that is 'pegging' apparently)

last i heard the elders were going to have a stern word with him although the prevailing view among the youth group is that he is cool except for a couple of seriously uptight people whose views do not count anyway

so any thoughts here?
Well in truth I see either type of homosexuality as a flaw in someones nature, a disease if you will, as to the role that nature originally intended, or a god, so I don't hold them accountable at all. In addition I see that today in some cases, it can be a choice, a fad, or thing to do to be hip, either way it doesn't matter to me. I see that the author of any book that says that someone should be stoned to death for simply doing something that has no victims, is in fact playing the role of a God, as surely in my first assertion that of someone being born defective surely wouldn't be held accountable by a loving god. The people that wrote the bible were just flawed men, such that if I found something that they had said that I couldn't see a loving god doing, I'd simply ignore it, passing it off as a moment when the flawed author took liberties to serve his own limitations. And the reason I'd justify this is because in the end it would be I alone standing before God so as to answer for my decisions, and I truly can't see why a loving god would think ill of me for showing mercy, as I should: "judge not lest ye be judged" in that it is each ones destiny to stand before god alone to answer for their sins and not those of another.

At least that's how I make sense of such issues.

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 5:22 pm
by chaz wyman
Arising_uk wrote:In answer to the title thread. In general it appears to be that you fuck them-up the arse and in the mouth with little concern. Although from what I gather the difference is the receiver also gets an orgasm. :lol:


err.... what? I thought usually both parties tend to 'get an orgasm'. I don't see a difference here!

Re: how does one lie with a man as one does with a woman

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 5:25 pm
by chaz wyman
SpheresOfBalance wrote:
Kayla wrote:our youth bible study group has a new member

apparently his parents just got themselves born again after spending many years being normal people

he said he promised his parents to give the whole religion thing a fair shake so he is going to be coming to church and bible study classes for a bit

anyway

he wanted clarification about that verse in leviticus requiring that if someone lies with a man as one does with a woman that both parties be stoned to death

in particular he wanted to know if a woman doing a guy anally with a strapon counts as 'lying with a man as one does with a woman' (the term for that is 'pegging' apparently)

last i heard the elders were going to have a stern word with him although the prevailing view among the youth group is that he is cool except for a couple of seriously uptight people whose views do not count anyway

so any thoughts here?
Well in truth I see either type of homosexuality as a flaw in someones nature, a disease if you will, as to the role that nature originally intended, or a god, so I don't hold them accountable at all. In addition I see that today in some cases, it can be a choice, a fad, or thing to do to be hip, either way it doesn't matter to me. I see that the author of any book that says that someone should be stoned to death for simply doing something that has no victims, is in fact playing the role of a God, as surely in my first assertion that of someone being born defective surely wouldn't be held accountable by a loving god. The people that wrote the bible were just flawed men, such that if I found something that they had said that I couldn't see a loving god doing, I'd simply ignore it, passing it off as a moment when the flawed author took liberties to serve his own limitations. And the reason I'd justify this is because in the end it would be I alone standing before God so as to answer for my decisions, and I truly can't see why a loving god would think ill of me for showing mercy, as I should: "judge not lest ye be judged" in that it is each ones destiny to stand before god alone to answer for their sins and not those of another.

At least that's how I make nonsense of such issues.

Typical naturalist fallacy.

Nature has no flaws. It is what it is. It might not comply with your personal sense of morality - but then when did it ever?
Apes fuck same sex partners, so do a long list of other species.
Get over yourself!!
You are just a homophobic p**** who is probably in the closet.