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God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:47 am
by bobevenson
If it weren't for cold-blooded murder, none of us would even be here, and there wouldn't be any variety of living organisms at all. Cold-blooded murder is the very foundation of evolution.

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:07 am
by John
Are you suggesting that when non-humans kill, or prevent others from surviving, it is murder?

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:17 am
by chaz wyman
bobevenson wrote:If it weren't for cold-blooded murder, none of us would even be here, and there wouldn't be any variety of living organisms at all. Cold-blooded murder is the very foundation of evolution.
Murder is a socially defined legal term.

When I kill a chicken to eat it, it is not murder in any sense.

You are a p****!

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 12:22 pm
by Wootah
bobevenson wrote:If it weren't for cold-blooded murder, none of us would even be here, and there wouldn't be any variety of living organisms at all. Cold-blooded murder is the very foundation of evolution.
I think theistic evolution makes God quite evil.

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:58 pm
by bobevenson
chaz wyman wrote:You are a p****!
And you don't have one.

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:06 pm
by bobevenson
John wrote:Are you suggesting that when non-humans kill, or prevent others from surviving, it is murder?
Dictionary.com
mur·der [mur-der]
verb (used with object)
5. to kill or slaughter inhumanly or barbarously.
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Yes.

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:20 pm
by John
bobevenson wrote:
John wrote:Are you suggesting that when non-humans kill, or prevent others from surviving, it is murder?
Dictionary.com
mur·der [mur-der]
verb (used with object)
5. to kill or slaughter inhumanly or barbarously.
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Yes.
I see you chose to omit the primary definition that provides the necessary context for the one you provided.
Dictionary.com wrote:mur·der [mur-der]
noun
1.
Law . the killing of another human being under conditions specifically covered in law.
If you'd said "God approves of cold-blooded killing..." you might have made more sense.

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:00 pm
by bobevenson
John wrote:
bobevenson wrote:
John wrote:Are you suggesting that when non-humans kill, or prevent others from surviving, it is murder?
Dictionary.com
mur·der [mur-der]
verb (used with object)
5. to kill or slaughter inhumanly or barbarously.
______________________________________________
Yes.
I see you chose to omit the primary definition that provides the necessary context for the one you provided.
Dictionary.com wrote:mur·der [mur-der]
noun
1.
Law . the killing of another human being under conditions specifically covered in law.
If you'd said "God approves of cold-blooded killing..." you might have made more sense.
Every dictionary definition stands on its own. I was was using No. 5, and don't have to defend it in any way, shape or form. However, if you want to substitute "killing" for "murder," that's OK by me. Change it to "God approves of cold-blooded killing," my friend.

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:55 pm
by chaz wyman
bobevenson wrote:
chaz wyman wrote:You are a p****!
And you don't have one.
Only in your dreams where you pretend to have sex with me.

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 7:56 pm
by chaz wyman
bobevenson wrote:
John wrote:Are you suggesting that when non-humans kill, or prevent others from surviving, it is murder?
Dictionary.com
mur·der [mur-der]
verb (used with object)
5. to kill or slaughter inhumanly or barbarously.
______________________________________________
Yes.

A lion cannot murder a gazelle. That would be an abuse of language.

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:17 pm
by bobevenson
chaz wyman wrote:
bobevenson wrote:
chaz wyman wrote:You are a p****!
And you don't have one.
Only in your dreams where you pretend to have sex with me.
Nobody has dreams of sex with a eunuch.

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:57 pm
by chaz wyman
bobevenson wrote:
chaz wyman wrote:
bobevenson wrote: And you don't have one.
Only in your dreams where you pretend to have sex with me.
Nobody has dreams of sex with a eunuch.
Then you are the only one.

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:23 pm
by bobevenson
chaz wyman wrote:
bobevenson wrote:
John wrote:Are you suggesting that when non-humans kill, or prevent others from surviving, it is murder?
Dictionary.com
mur·der [mur-der]
verb (used with object)
5. to kill or slaughter inhumanly or barbarously.
______________________________________________
Yes.

A lion cannot murder a gazelle. That would be an abuse of language.
OK, but a lion can rip a poor, defenseless gazelle to pieces, a harmless gazelle that just wants to live another day, but can't do it because some lion wants to mutilate every piece of its body for no other reason than that the lion likes the taste of raw, bloody gazelle, and the lion does it with God's blessing.

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:37 pm
by bobevenson
chaz wyman wrote:Only in your dreams where you pretend to have sex with me.
bobevenson wrote:Nobody has dreams of sex with a eunuch.
chaz wyman wrote:Then you are the only one.
bobevenson wrote: Suspicions confirmed: You have come out of the closet and admitted you're a eunuch!!! In fact, you lack genitals of any kind!!!

Re: God Approves of Cold-Blooded Murder, and I Can Prove It

Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 11:59 pm
by chaz wyman
bobevenson wrote:Nobody has dreams of sex with a eunuch.
chaz wyman wrote:Then you are the only one.
bobevenson wrote: Suspicions confirmed: You have come out of the closet and admitted you're a eunuch!!! In fact, you lack genitals of any kind!!!
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When are you going to stop dreaming about my genitals?
I have to tell you that I am flattered, but I have to tell you I'm not gay so you will have to direct your fantasies somewhere else.
Sorry sweetie! And I wish you luck in you finding the man of your dreams, but it cannot be me.