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Another shooting at the White House

Posted: Sat May 23, 2026 11:58 pm
by Impenitent
https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/wh ... orth-lawn/

Trump not hurt

shooter didn't even get close

-Imp

Re: Another shooting at the White House

Posted: Sun May 24, 2026 3:54 am
by accelafine
:lol:

Re: Another shooting at the White House

Posted: Sun May 24, 2026 4:13 pm
by FlashDangerpants
These people trying to shoot Trump and all failing pathetically are how we can know that time travel will never be invented.

Re: Another shooting at the White House

Posted: Sun May 24, 2026 8:32 pm
by Impenitent
when the first clock was created, time travel was invented

we haven't perfected moving back in time as of yet although Huey Lewis came close

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS0xd-zvXD0

-Imp

Re: Another shooting at the White House

Posted: Mon May 25, 2026 3:06 pm
by Gary Childress
Impenitent wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 8:32 pm when the first clock was created, time travel was invented

we haven't perfected moving back in time as of yet although Huey Lewis came close

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS0xd-zvXD0

-Imp
You don't really think that Trump is doing a good job in the White House, do you? I mean, he's done more to bring Silicon Valley moguls into the White House than any other president. Before the Silicon Valley companies, it was Lockheed, Northrop Grumman, etc. Do you know what the Silicon Valley moguls are working on for the government? They're working on surveillance projects to monitor us all. We're going to live in the literal incarnation of Orwell's 1984 when Trump and his band of retards are done there. You should be proud of your vote and what your vote is doing to us all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um-TVmzzK_g

Re: Another shooting at the White House

Posted: Mon May 25, 2026 3:24 pm
by Gary Childress
FlashDangerpants wrote: Sun May 24, 2026 4:13 pm These people trying to shoot Trump and all failing pathetically are how we can know that time travel will never be invented.
Either that or it was invented by post-Trump businessmen from Silicon Valley who went back in time to foil all of Trump's potential assassins.

Re: Another shooting at the White House

Posted: Mon May 25, 2026 3:36 pm
by Gary Childress
If Donald Trump were assassinated, should I grieve or become angry at the event? I think, really, I would give it little more thought than I would give a shop lifter getting run over by a bus while running from store security. I'd probably write it off as, "if he hadn't done wrong, it wouldn't have happened."

DISCLAIMER FOR THE NSA: I, Gary Childress, swear to God that I will NEVER assassinate a US President; however, that doesn't necessarily mean I will mourn the event if someone else does (depending on how lousy the President is).

Re: Another shooting at the White House

Posted: Mon May 25, 2026 5:03 pm
by FlashDangerpants
Gary Childress wrote: Mon May 25, 2026 3:36 pm If Donald Trump were assassinated, should I grieve or become angry at the event?
You might as well get the popcorn if something like that happens. Trump won't be assassinated by his enemies, they are all waiting for him to succumb to whatever has him in diapers and on blood thinners and dementia medication already.

It's his own people that would be inclined to pop him. Probably his own children.