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Chuck Norris RIP
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 7:57 pm
by Impenitent
Re: Chuck Norris RIP
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 8:38 pm
by Immanuel Can
Sorry to see him go...he was the source of moderate kung fu movies and exceptionally good quips.
Re: Chuck Norris RIP
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 9:19 pm
by phyllo
If anyone can make it out of the underworld, it's Chuck Norris.
Re: Chuck Norris RIP
Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2026 11:58 pm
by Gary Childress
Chuck Norris will be kicking ass in Heaven! RIP.
Re: Chuck Norris RIP
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 12:25 am
by Immanuel Can
Gary Childress wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 11:58 pm
Chuck Norris will be kicking ass in Heaven! RIP.
AI/Instagram has this:
Chuck Norris, action star and known for Christian faith ...
Chuck Norris is well-known as a devout Christian, often speaking publicly about his faith, conservative values, and writing Christian-themed books. He has long been an outspoken advocate for123123 Christianity and frequently shares messages that give glory to God.
Key Aspects of Chuck Norris’s Faith:
Public Faith: Norris is known for his, at times, outspoken Christian beliefs.
Literary Work: Beyond acting, he has authored books on topics including Christian western fiction and philosophy.
Political/Social Views: He is a prominent conservative figure who has frequently blended his political commentary with his faith.
In recent, unverified reports, he was mentioned in messages of prayer following a reported medical emergency.
I didn't know Chuck Norris wrote anything about philosophy. Did you? Maybe we should see what kinds of things he wrote.
Re: Chuck Norris RIP
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 2:14 am
by Phil8659
Contrary to popular news, Chuck Norris did not die.
After a glorious battle at the hospital, he was finally sedated and beamed back to his home planet. Chuck lived philosophy, teaching by example, however, all examples have an end, as their teachers move on.
Many are confused by his teaching method, often called old school, where there is a clear distinction between right and wrong, unlike the woke counterculture he was bravely battling. In the woke counterculture, no personal defect, no matter how bad, is glossed over, like being a president.
In the US, Woke counter culture is exhibited in all of its depravity, by our government.
Re: Chuck Norris RIP
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 3:11 am
by Dubious
Gary Childress wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 11:58 pm
Chuck Norris will be kicking ass in Heaven! RIP.
Can one go to hell for bad choices?
Re: Chuck Norris RIP
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 3:27 am
by Phil8659
Dubious wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2026 3:11 am
Gary Childress wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 11:58 pm
Chuck Norris will be kicking ass in Heaven! RIP.
Can one go to hell for bad choices?
Really? Where do you think you are at now?
Re: Chuck Norris RIP
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 3:38 am
by Gary Childress
Immanuel Can wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2026 12:25 am
Gary Childress wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 11:58 pm
Chuck Norris will be kicking ass in Heaven! RIP.
AI/Instagram has this:
Chuck Norris, action star and known for Christian faith ...
Chuck Norris is well-known as a devout Christian, often speaking publicly about his faith, conservative values, and writing Christian-themed books. He has long been an outspoken advocate for123123 Christianity and frequently shares messages that give glory to God.
Key Aspects of Chuck Norris’s Faith:
Public Faith: Norris is known for his, at times, outspoken Christian beliefs.
Literary Work: Beyond acting, he has authored books on topics including Christian western fiction and philosophy.
Political/Social Views: He is a prominent conservative figure who has frequently blended his political commentary with his faith.
In recent, unverified reports, he was mentioned in messages of prayer following a reported medical emergency.
I didn't know Chuck Norris wrote anything about philosophy. Did you? Maybe we should see what kinds of things he wrote.
I did not know that either.
Re: Chuck Norris RIP
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 3:40 am
by Gary Childress
Dubious wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2026 3:11 am
Gary Childress wrote: ↑Fri Mar 20, 2026 11:58 pm
Chuck Norris will be kicking ass in Heaven! RIP.
Can one go to hell for bad choices?
You'll have to ask God that, if there is one. Or maybe you can trust accounts written by humans in the past--if they have an answer. I don't know.
Re: Chuck Norris RIP
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 8:34 am
by Flannel Jesus
Chuck Norris didn't die, he merely woke up. We're stuck here in his dream without him.
Re: Chuck Norris RIP
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2026 5:17 pm
by Gary Childress
I think, therefore I am a figment of Chuck Norris' imagination.