Best Philosopher Ever
Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2025 6:25 pm
Recently, Youtube philosophy dude Kane Baker discussed a blog post by Colin McGinn (formerly of UCL and Oxford fame before a bit of a #meetoo thing happened, so now he writes blogs)
You can find the almost hour long Youtube video here
Or the significantly shorter blog post here, I'll put in quotes in a follow up post.
McGinn's blog post is presumably tongue in cheek, and Kane B presumably understands that, but he went ahead and treated the whole thing with some degree of seriousness, and arrived at a very unexpected conclusion which I shan't spoil other than to say that he doesn't end up proposing himself as the greatest ever.
It all comes down to how you select criteria of course. With the OG argument ruling out Plato and other ancients because they only had access to ancient writings and not to modern ones which reduces their expertise, so it turns out that the ideal philosopher is modern enough to have a great deal of knowledge about the history of philosophy, and must have written many papers on a wide range etc...
But of course, there's one great resource which was not available to Plato because he was dead when it was created. But McGinn and Kane B are alive and they choose not to access it. More fool them I say. That resource is of course the Philosophy Now forums. Where else can you find the guy who will prove God exists in order to win an argument about whether taxation is theft? Nowhere. Where else can you read the works of EggnogJoe7 and Advocate? Nowhere. Where can you find out that Ken time-travelled here to learn out how to communicate with humans and become the all-Father age? Or where might Roydop answer the most important question of all time... or whatever shit VA doing these days...?
We should work this all out. The criteria presented by Kane Baker are....
But can that compare to Immanuel Can. The master of everything who can prove that God exists and agrees with himself whenever his political views are disagreed with. Or could it stack up against VA, who always knows that if you get 1000 experts to make a list of all the bad things in the world, it would be the same list VA would make all by himself?
So... who's really the Best Philosopher Ever? I turn the question over to the denizens of PN, the only people with access to all the information needed to answer the question.
You can find the almost hour long Youtube video here
Or the significantly shorter blog post here, I'll put in quotes in a follow up post.
McGinn's blog post is presumably tongue in cheek, and Kane B presumably understands that, but he went ahead and treated the whole thing with some degree of seriousness, and arrived at a very unexpected conclusion which I shan't spoil other than to say that he doesn't end up proposing himself as the greatest ever.
It all comes down to how you select criteria of course. With the OG argument ruling out Plato and other ancients because they only had access to ancient writings and not to modern ones which reduces their expertise, so it turns out that the ideal philosopher is modern enough to have a great deal of knowledge about the history of philosophy, and must have written many papers on a wide range etc...
But of course, there's one great resource which was not available to Plato because he was dead when it was created. But McGinn and Kane B are alive and they choose not to access it. More fool them I say. That resource is of course the Philosophy Now forums. Where else can you find the guy who will prove God exists in order to win an argument about whether taxation is theft? Nowhere. Where else can you read the works of EggnogJoe7 and Advocate? Nowhere. Where can you find out that Ken time-travelled here to learn out how to communicate with humans and become the all-Father age? Or where might Roydop answer the most important question of all time... or whatever shit VA doing these days...?
We should work this all out. The criteria presented by Kane Baker are....
- Expertise, specifically expertise in philosophical subject matter such as the arguments that have been presented in the past and the counters to them.
- Quality and clarity of writing (no mention of using AI to do the writing), it seems we are docking points for being overly gnomic and obtuse. If your followers have to write your main idea with both upper and lower cases, that's a bad sign for mist Dasein/dasein
- Breadth of writing, no narrow furrows here please.
- Quantity of writings.
- Originality (McGinn wanted "rightness" but Baker argues that this is not measurable)
- Argumentative sophistication, which surely speaks for itself.
- Openness, a willingness to argue matters that lie outside your own system that you might have created for your own narrow interests.
But can that compare to Immanuel Can. The master of everything who can prove that God exists and agrees with himself whenever his political views are disagreed with. Or could it stack up against VA, who always knows that if you get 1000 experts to make a list of all the bad things in the world, it would be the same list VA would make all by himself?
So... who's really the Best Philosopher Ever? I turn the question over to the denizens of PN, the only people with access to all the information needed to answer the question.