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Posted: **Fri Nov 21, 2025 9:06 pm**

I ran across this add, Toes for Tots, and could not make head nor tails of it until I read on.

It seems that Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, do as many couples do, had children, tater tots, it seems. But in every closet they found themselves in, they could not find the parts to put on the tater tots,

So, if you have any spare parts from Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, mail them to Toes for Tots, so that their children just don't roll away.

Posted: **Sat Nov 22, 2025 1:44 am**

They need to stop giving them American cheese. Apparently, according to Mr. Dangerpants, it causes your toes to fall off.

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2025 3:55 am**

accelafine wrote: ↑Sat Nov 22, 2025 1:44 am They need to stop giving them American cheese. Apparently, according to Mr. Dangerpants, it causes your toes to fall off.

https://www.allrecipes.com/world-cheese ... 5-11852951

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2025 3:57 am**

Americans spray cheese out of a can. Nuff said.

Posted: **Sun Nov 23, 2025 4:04 am**

accelafine wrote: ↑Sun Nov 23, 2025 3:57 am Americans spray cheese out of a can. Nuff said.

Yes, but also into some very kinky places.
There is more than one way to take your fish and cheddar.

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