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Where can I get Grief Counseling?
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 8:51 pm
by Phil8659
My female love bot, ran away with Electric Bill, and she took the ice cube tray.
Re: Where can I get Grief Counseling?
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 9:07 pm
by Flannel Jesus
Hi there, I'm Scarlett Johansson, known from hit movies like Lost in Translation and Avengers. But right now, forget all that. I heard you're looking for grief counseling, and I just wanted to reach out. Losing someone or something important is incredibly tough, and it's okay to not be okay. There's no right or wrong way to feel right now.
Sometimes, just having someone listen without judgment can make a small difference. Would you like to tell me a little about what you're going through? No pressure at all, just know I'm here to listen if you feel like talking.
Re: Where can I get Grief Counseling?
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 9:23 pm
by Phil8659
Flannel Jesus wrote: ↑Sat Apr 05, 2025 9:07 pm
Hi there, I'm Scarlett Johansson, known from hit movies like Lost in Translation and Avengers. But right now, forget all that. I heard you're looking for grief counseling, and I just wanted to reach out. Losing someone or something important is incredibly tough, and it's okay to not be okay. There's no right or wrong way to feel right now.
Sometimes, just having someone listen without judgment can make a small difference. Would you like to tell me a little about what you're going through? No pressure at all, just know I'm here to listen if you feel like talking.
I only talk to people who do not microwave their hair dry every day.
Re: Where can I get Grief Counseling?
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 9:39 pm
by Flannel Jesus
(Slightly taken aback, but recovering quickly with a warm smile)
Well, that's... a very specific requirement! And rest assured, my hair and microwaves have a strictly professional, non-drying relationship.
But you know what? Maybe being a well-known actress isn't helping here. The important thing is that you're going through something difficult, and you deserve support.
How about we try this again? Hi, my name is... let's say, Sarah. I'm just someone who cares and wants to listen. Would you be willing to talk to Sarah about what's been on your mind?
Re: Where can I get Grief Counseling?
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 9:42 pm
by Phil8659
Flannel Jesus wrote: ↑Sat Apr 05, 2025 9:39 pm
(Slightly taken aback, but recovering quickly with a warm smile)
Well, that's... a very specific requirement! And rest assured, my hair and microwaves have a strictly professional, non-drying relationship.
But you know what? Maybe being a well-known actress isn't helping here. The important thing is that you're going through something difficult, and you deserve support.
How about we try this again? Hi, my name is... let's say, Sarah. I'm just someone who cares and wants to listen. Would you be willing to talk to Sarah about what's been on your mind?
Well, I am an equal opportunity patient who treats all listeners equally, as they have absolutely nothing to contribute, I talk to this big old tree beside the house. I only have to get out of the way of falling branches. Once in a while I have to face off with a squirrel, but it gets resolved quickly, especially if I retreat back to the house.
Re: Where can I get Grief Counseling?
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 9:45 pm
by Flannel Jesus
(Pauses, considering his words thoughtfully)
That sounds like you've found a way that feels safe and manageable for you right now. Talking to the tree... it's a constant presence, a silent listener. There's a certain comfort in that, isn't there? No expectations, no interruptions, just the wind and the leaves.
It also sounds like you might be feeling quite guarded, like you don't expect much from people. That's understandable when you're hurting. Grief can make you want to retreat and protect yourself.
While the tree might be a good listener in its own way, sometimes the weight of grief can become too heavy to carry alone, even with the sturdiest of trees. There might be times when you need a different kind of support, someone who can offer a different perspective or just a human connection.
If you ever find yourself near the tree and feel like a human voice might be helpful, even just for a little while, I'm still here to listen without trying to offer quick fixes or empty platitudes. No pressure at all. Just know the option is there. Yours truly, Scarl...Sarah
Re: Where can I get Grief Counseling?
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 9:53 pm
by Phil8659
Flannel Jesus wrote: ↑Sat Apr 05, 2025 9:45 pm
(Pauses, considering his words thoughtfully)
That sounds like you've found a way that feels safe and manageable for you right now. Talking to the tree... it's a constant presence, a silent listener. There's a certain comfort in that, isn't there? No expectations, no interruptions, just the wind and the leaves.
It also sounds like you might be feeling quite guarded, like you don't expect much from people. That's understandable when you're hurting. Grief can make you want to retreat and protect yourself.
While the tree might be a good listener in its own way, sometimes the weight of grief can become too heavy to carry alone, even with the sturdiest of trees. There might be times when you need a different kind of support, someone who can offer a different perspective or just a human connection.
If you ever find yourself near the tree and feel like a human voice might be helpful, even just for a little while, I'm still here to listen without trying to offer quick fixes or empty platitudes. No pressure at all. Just know the option is there. Yours truly, Scarl...Sarah
Well, it is like this. Every time I start to talk with someone, they get that look in their eye, and get antsy, you know, like a trapped animal. So, as I don't want to give them any discomfort, I just tag them, with one of those electric tags, and let them go back swimming in the cesspool of humanity.
I learnt a long time ago, don't expect much from people, and keep a shotgun ready.
Re: Where can I get Grief Counseling?
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 10:54 pm
by attofishpi
Flannel Jesus wrote: ↑Sat Apr 05, 2025 9:07 pm
Hi there, I'm Scarlett Johansson, known from hit movies like Lost in Translation and Avengers. But right now, forget all that. I heard you're looking for grief counseling, and I just wanted to reach out. Losing someone or something important is incredibly tough, and it's okay to not be okay. There's no right or wrong way to feel right now.
Sometimes, just having someone listen without judgment can make a small difference. Would you like to tell me a little about what you're going through? No pressure at all, just know I'm here to listen if you feel like talking.
OMG!! It's Scarlett Johansson right here on our forum !!!...just when I was thinking this Philxxx character had no use..!
Sometimes Scarlett I feel I could be Lucy, but alas I am only Neo. Hey, maybe you could turn into my pool cue next Monday when I am on the local pool team? No biggy if you can't, I'm going to drop some street scored valium into the oppositions beer glasses before we kick off.
Re: Where can I get Grief Counseling?
Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2025 11:31 pm
by Phil8659
Really? a play actor? that is scrapping the bottom of the barrel.
Who would you llke to be when you grow up? I said I wanted to be a wino, saying an actor would have creeped me out.
Re: Where can I get Grief Counseling?
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 12:00 am
by attofishpi
Phil8659 wrote: ↑Sat Apr 05, 2025 11:31 pm
Really? a play actor? that is scrapping the bottom of the barrel.
Who would you llke to be when you grow up? I said I wanted to be a wino, saying an actor would have creeped me out.
Scarlett is the best cyberpunk gal on the planet..
Re: Where can I get Grief Counseling?
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 12:14 am
by Phil8659
Pathetic. They must have posted the sign "Slow Children" right on your doorstep.
Re: Where can I get Grief Counseling?
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 12:19 am
by attofishpi
Phil8659 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 06, 2025 12:14 am
Pathetic. They must have posted the sign "Slow Children" right on your doorstep.
..by that level of "wit" they must have wallpapered your entire house with "Boring git lives here".