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Bear versus man

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2024 3:43 am
by accelafine
A lot of 'bear versus man' surveys doing the social media rounds, with the results causing a bit of a stir because most women answered that they would rather come across a bear in the woods than a man (presumably without a handy bear repellent). Not sure I agree with this, and I suspect that the questionnaire might have been a wee bit unscientific. I can say categorically that I have, in fact, come across fellow walkers who were male in 'the woods' on a number of occasions and amazingly survived the experience. Hmm. Now I think about it, perhaps they weren't men at all. They might have had a 'woman's soul' and that's why they didn't kill me. How dreadful if I 'wrongsexed' someone in my head :shock:
Never seen a bear though.



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Re: Bear versus man

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2024 5:45 am
by attofishpi
Good job they weren't a bunch of Pakistani Muslims.

Re: Bear versus man

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2024 6:01 am
by LuckyR
accelafine wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 3:43 am A lot of 'bear versus man' surveys doing the social media rounds, with the results causing a bit of a stir because most women answered that they would rather come across a bear in the woods than a man (presumably without a handy bear repellent). Not sure I agree with this, and I suspect that the questionnaire might have been a wee bit unscientific. I can say categorically that I have, in fact, come across fellow walkers who were male in 'the woods' on a number of occasions and amazingly survived the experience. Hmm. Now I think about it, perhaps they weren't men at all. They might have had a 'woman's soul' and that's why they didn't kill me. How dreadful if I 'wrongsexed' someone in my head :shock:
Never seen a bear though.




bear versus man.jpg
What don't you agree with?

Re: Bear versus man

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2024 6:35 am
by accelafine
Image

Re: Bear versus man

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2024 6:44 am
by accelafine
But it's ok because he has a 'woman's brain' :lol:

Re: Bear versus man

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2024 11:41 am
by phyllo
A lot of 'bear versus man' surveys doing the social media rounds, with the results causing a bit of a stir because most women answered that they would rather come across a bear in the woods than a man (presumably without a handy bear repellent).
A man is safer being alone with a bear than with a woman.

A woman can easily accuse a man of assault or harassment and ruin his life.

My advice these days: Guys, stay woke. Be aware of the dangers of being around a modern woman in the 21st century.

Re: Bear versus man

Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2024 11:49 am
by accelafine
phyllo wrote: Sat Jun 01, 2024 11:41 am
A lot of 'bear versus man' surveys doing the social media rounds, with the results causing a bit of a stir because most women answered that they would rather come across a bear in the woods than a man (presumably without a handy bear repellent).
A man is safer being alone with a bear than with a woman.

A woman can easily accuse a man of assault or harassment and ruin his life.

My advice these days: Guys, stay woke. Be aware of the dangers of being around a modern woman in the 21st century.
Deep :roll: