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How long does it take God to urinate?

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2023 12:17 pm
by alan1000
When you or I unrinate, it sometimes seem to take an unconscionably long time, especially if we have had a glass or two, and - can you be sure that the last squirt was really the final squirt?

But God exists eternally, outside of time. If we suppose that God urinates - which is a possibility, considering we are made in His image - how long does it take?

Re: How long does it take God to urinate?

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2023 4:16 pm
by Impenitent
as long as it takes

omniscient, omnipotent, omniwhizent, (omnipissant has a different connotation...)

-Imp