NEWS FLASH FROM THE SCIENCE DEPARTMENT OF EARTH
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2023 2:33 pm
This is Gary Childress reporting on the news floor at Earth.
All around me I see people gathering asking for George Bush Jr. and Vladimir Putin to be brought to trial for their crimes against humanity. It's an angry mob. I'm a little fearful of being here myself, they're wielding pitchforks, torches and Ipads.
Hello NASA!! Come in NASA. Cancel the shopping list, the money, the oxygen, the meaning and everything else I've requested! Can someone send a rocket ship to Earth to extract me instead, please? Did the Arecibo observatory find any intelligent life on other planets yet who can send a spaceship to Earth?
All around me I see people gathering asking for George Bush Jr. and Vladimir Putin to be brought to trial for their crimes against humanity. It's an angry mob. I'm a little fearful of being here myself, they're wielding pitchforks, torches and Ipads.
Hello NASA!! Come in NASA. Cancel the shopping list, the money, the oxygen, the meaning and everything else I've requested! Can someone send a rocket ship to Earth to extract me instead, please? Did the Arecibo observatory find any intelligent life on other planets yet who can send a spaceship to Earth?