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The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:32 am
by Constantine
For those lovers of midnight poetry, contemplating yearnings of love and and knights moving through paradise groves, this is not for you. A ongoing meditative thread exploring the expanse of the universe through my inner world.
Original Limericks only, followed by deep thinking, philosophical contemplation.
The Limerick Meditations
1) A young woman took a swim in a pool,
Where she encountered a little bit of poo.
As it hit her eye, she soon blinked and cried,
With this scream, she sucked in a mouthful.
Commentary:
Sometimes the goals we have in life are not the ends the universe has planned for us. Our instincts can take hold when we encounter the unexpected, with undesireable outcomes. Sometimes it is best to go with the flow, for if you resist, it may very well flow back into you.
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:50 am
by attofishpi
There was a man from Brazil,
who ate a dynamite pill,
his stomach retired,
his bum backfired,
and his willy shot over the hill.
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 7:04 am
by Maia
There was a young lady from Beverley,
Who thought she was acting quite cleverly,
She found a good rhyme,
And it made perfect time,
But then she ran out of inspiration.
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 7:48 am
by vegetariantaxidermy
There was a young girl from Kentucky,
Who started out lean, lithe and plucky,
She discovered a D
An M and a C
And ended up gross and quite yukky.
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 7:49 am
by vegetariantaxidermy
Constantine wrote: ↑Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:32 am
1) A young woman took a swim in a pool,
Where she encountered a little bit of poo.
As it hit her eye, she soon blinked and cried,
With this scream, she sucked in a mouthful.
This is possibly the worst limerick I've ever seen
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:55 pm
by attofishpi
There once was a woman called Veg,
who spent her time shagging wookies in a hedge,
when she finally got out,
she did scream and shout,
for Santa ran her over with his sledge.
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 2:18 pm
by Age
Constantine wrote: ↑Sat Jul 15, 2023 1:32 am
For those lovers of midnight poetry, contemplating yearnings of love and and knights moving through paradise groves, this is not for you. A ongoing meditative thread exploring the expanse of the universe through my inner world.
Original Limericks only, followed by deep thinking, philosophical contemplation.
The Limerick Meditations
1) A young woman took a swim in a pool,
Where she encountered a little bit of poo.
As it hit her eye, she soon blinked and cried,
With this scream, she sucked in a mouthful.
Commentary:
Sometimes the goals we have in life are not the ends the universe has planned for us. Our instincts can take hold when we encounter the unexpected, with undesireable outcomes. Sometimes it is best to go with the flow, for if you resist, it may very well flow back into you.
There once was a soul,
with an assortment of goals.
But none were for ALL,
so it just kept hitting a wall.
And now it rests with all the other lost souls.
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 4:08 pm
by attofishpi
There once was a fellow called Age,
he'd use uppercase letters EVERY page,
he never stopped to think,
how silly his ink,
would look, day after day.
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 5:00 pm
by promethean75
Did the guy who thinks god created Brazil to look like a giant tit just call Age an idiot?
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 5:38 pm
by attofishpi
promethean75 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 15, 2023 5:00 pm
Did the guy who thinks god created Brazil to look like a giant tit just call Age an idiot?
Are you implying I am an idiot for claiming that God formed this planet into its current structure?
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 6:00 pm
by promethean75
I said no such thing and if u continue to harass me I'll be forced to report u to the moderators.
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 6:03 pm
by attofishpi
promethean75 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 15, 2023 6:00 pm
I said no such thing and if u continue to harass me I'll be forced to report u to the moderators.
Y, did I show u my willy?
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 6:11 pm
by promethean75
Don't u threaten me with a good time, buddy!
Besides, I'm sure the moderators would consider it a small matter and disregard it.
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 6:15 pm
by attofishpi
promethean75 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 15, 2023 6:11 pm
Don't u threaten me with a good time, buddy!
Besides, I'm sure the moderators would consider it a
small matter and disregard it.
Haha, yes it would take something really BIG to get kicked off this forum, so we can all rest assured atto is going nowhere!
Age, what do u think?
Re: The Limerick Meditations
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2023 6:18 pm
by promethean75
Terribly played, mate.
U should have said: it would take something really BIG to get kicked off this forum, so now we know why you're still here, prom.