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god is everywhere...

Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2023 7:19 pm
by Advocate
...so be careful where you sit.

Re: god is everywhere...

Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2023 7:45 pm
by iambiguous
Also, be careful where you shit.

Re: god is everywhere...

Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2023 7:56 pm
by promethean75
I think u got it backwards, Ad.

I am here and u are my sofa - God

Re: god is everywhere...

Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2023 11:59 pm
by Gary Childress
Advocate wrote: Sun Mar 26, 2023 7:19 pm ...so be careful where you sit.
Yes. I think I might have squashed him last night when he was scurrying across the kitchen counter spreading germs to kill me in search of crumbs. God must have made roaches in his image.

Re: god is everywhere...

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 12:11 am
by promethean75
I liken him more to Galactus, eater of planets. He's wiped out entire planet populations at once before. And Noah wuz like the silver surfer there for a minute.

Re: god is everywhere...

Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2023 2:18 am
by Agent Smith
Intriguing title, God id everywhere.

"I have to go for my 30 minute brisk-walk."

"What?! Why?"

"The doctor said so. I have to lose weight."

"But, but, you already ran 10 miles today!"

"I ran. The doc said 30 minutes of brisk walking"

"WTF?!"

Re: god is everywhere...

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2023 7:49 am
by socrat44
"GOD is a mathematician of a very high order.
He used advanced mathematics in constructing the universe."
/Paul M. Dirac/
And mathematics is everywhere