Pro-tips-proper from Veritas
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2020 6:36 am
So it's a lovely Saturday afternoon, and you're walking-down-proper the street to the grocery store. As usual, all these annoying human-antihuman pairs keep popping in and out of existence around ya, so you use your mental-powers-proper to co-create a reality-proper, where these annoying pairs pop up far-far from you. So they don't drain the life out of ya when they appear, and don't blow you up when they disappear. You are also simultaneously using your Kant-powers-proper to realize that none of this is real anyway, it's all in your thinking.
All well and good, a perfect Saturday afternoon. And then, it happens anyway. Some asshole comes along, and co-creates a human-antihuman pair right in front of ya, you take a good look at the place the pair popped up, but then they just blow up in your face-proper, leaving you slightly irritated.
You try to reason with the asshole, trying to make him understand-proper that he was stuck in the wrong FSK, but to no avail. He just laughs and blows another human-antihuman pair in your face.
Well despair not, for there is yet a solution-proper. There is one more trick up your sleeve, you forgot to make use of your Yin-and-Yang-powers-proper. Your mistake was: taking a good-look-improper at the place the pair popped up, thereby overusing your Yin manifesting powers. When dealing-proper with such assholes you need less Yin and more Yang! Next time try to take a mental note of the speed and direction of the pair, without looking at where they actually are, that should randomize their position enough so they may just blow up in the face of the asshole!
Justice-proper well served, another glorious day for philosophy. We can also deduce from this that there are objective moral facts, the asshole got what he deserved.
All well and good, a perfect Saturday afternoon. And then, it happens anyway. Some asshole comes along, and co-creates a human-antihuman pair right in front of ya, you take a good look at the place the pair popped up, but then they just blow up in your face-proper, leaving you slightly irritated.
You try to reason with the asshole, trying to make him understand-proper that he was stuck in the wrong FSK, but to no avail. He just laughs and blows another human-antihuman pair in your face.
Well despair not, for there is yet a solution-proper. There is one more trick up your sleeve, you forgot to make use of your Yin-and-Yang-powers-proper. Your mistake was: taking a good-look-improper at the place the pair popped up, thereby overusing your Yin manifesting powers. When dealing-proper with such assholes you need less Yin and more Yang! Next time try to take a mental note of the speed and direction of the pair, without looking at where they actually are, that should randomize their position enough so they may just blow up in the face of the asshole!
Justice-proper well served, another glorious day for philosophy. We can also deduce from this that there are objective moral facts, the asshole got what he deserved.