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King of the Universe
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:08 pm
by commonsense
If you were the King of the Universe, what would be the first item on your to-do list?
I would eliminate animus. This would allow humans to work out many problems they are now facing for themselves. Once people are living in harmony it will be possible to end world hunger, fight pandemic disease and spread literacy around the world.
Actually, the first thing to do would be to find a way to eliminate animosity. If I were King, I suppose I could enter the hearts and minds of everyone and cast a spell against hatred.
World peace—that’s what I would do first. Then I would sit back and watch all the world’s problems go away

Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:30 am
by Lacewing
As Queen of the Universe, I would bestow humans with awareness of the power and ripple-effect of the state/quality of their energy. So there would be no question as to their creations, involvement, responsibility, capability, etc. As a result, they would make more conscious and responsible choices.
Re: Monarch of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 2:07 am
by commonsense
Lacewing wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 1:30 am
As Queen of the Universe, I would bestow humans with awareness of the power and ripple-effect of the state/quality of their energy. So there would be no question as to their creations, involvement, responsibility, capability, etc. As a result, they would make more conscious and responsible choices.
I would bow to all that

Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 3:44 am
by attofishpi
I'd kill everyone, except the hot chicks...and I'd invoke super hornyness into them after my morning cup of tea.
I might let Danny DeVito live..he's funny.
Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:40 am
by Dubious
commonsense wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:08 pm
If you were the King of the Universe, what would be the first item on your to-do list?
Recognizing the error of my ways by starting over again.
Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 2:07 pm
by commonsense
Dubious wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:40 am
commonsense wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:08 pm
If you were the King of the Universe, what would be the first item on your to-do list?
Recognizing the error of my ways by starting over again.
Excellent.
Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 3:25 pm
by Impenitent
everyone would dress in white, rhinestone-studded jumpsuits
when not parachuting, one will hang out in Las Vegas wedding chapels
there is the possibility that you will be observed making donuts in area 51
-Imp
Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 4:31 pm
by commonsense
attofishpi wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 3:44 am
I'd kill everyone, except the hot chicks...and I'd invoke super hornyness into them after my morning cup of tea.
I might let Danny DeVito live..he's funny.
And not Stephen Colbert?
Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 4:31 pm
by commonsense
Impenitent wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 3:25 pm
everyone would dress in white, rhinestone-studded jumpsuits
when not parachuting, one will hang out in Las Vegas wedding chapels
there is the possibility that you will be observed making donuts in area 51
-Imp
Good one
Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 4:38 pm
by Sculptor
commonsense wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:08 pm
If you were the King of the Universe, what would be the first item on your to-do list?
I would eliminate animus. This would allow humans to work out many problems they are now facing for themselves. Once people are living in harmony it will be possible to end world hunger, fight pandemic disease and spread literacy around the world.
Actually, the first thing to do would be to find a way to eliminate animosity. If I were King, I suppose I could enter the hearts and minds of everyone and cast a spell against hatred.
World peace—that’s what I would do first. Then I would sit back and watch all the world’s problems go away
Eliminating an abstract is full of problems.
I would not have any animosity towards bad drugs, only good feelings about them. I'd probably die of heroin overdose.
No animosity toward Donald Trump, would mean I'd not bother to vote against him; since there is no one worth voting FOR, this would mean another term.
Animosity can be positive as well as negative. It can be deserved.
Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 4:40 pm
by Sculptor
Were I King of the Universe I'd sterilize 6 billion humans, and engineer genetics to ensure that women could only ever have one child per ovary, where they to try to have more their uterus would disintegrate.
Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 4:50 pm
by commonsense
Sculptor wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 4:38 pm
commonsense wrote: ↑Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:08 pm
If you were the King of the Universe, what would be the first item on your to-do list?
I would eliminate animus. This would allow humans to work out many problems they are now facing for themselves. Once people are living in harmony it will be possible to end world hunger, fight pandemic disease and spread literacy around the world.
Actually, the first thing to do would be to find a way to eliminate animosity. If I were King, I suppose I could enter the hearts and minds of everyone and cast a spell against hatred.
World peace—that’s what I would do first. Then I would sit back and watch all the world’s problems go away
Eliminating an abstract is full of problems.
I would not have any animosity towards bad drugs, only good feelings about them. I'd probably die of heroin overdose.
No animosity toward Donald Trump, would mean I'd not bother to vote against him; since there is no one worth voting FOR, this would mean another term.
Animosity can be positive as well as negative. It can be deserved.
Touché. Quite right.
Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 4:51 pm
by Sculptor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA5B-ORC64I
"King Of The Universe"
It's all making me ready
It's all doing what you gotta do
I know "A"
I see my life come shine
Golden sunrise
Tragic day dream
I am so afraid --
King of the Universe, Are you King of the Earth
King of the Universe, Are you King of the Sky
King of the Universe, Are you King of the Sky
Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:16 pm
by commonsense
Sculptor wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 4:51 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA5B-ORC64I
"King Of The Universe"
It's all making me ready
It's all doing what you gotta do
I know "A"
I see my life come shine
Golden sunrise
Tragic day dream
I am so afraid --
King of the Universe, Are you King of the Earth
King of the Universe, Are you King of the Sky
King of the Universe, Are you King of the Sky
ELO could’ve outplayed the Beatles

Re: King of the Universe
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:37 pm
by Sculptor
commonsense wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 9:16 pm
Sculptor wrote: ↑Tue Jul 07, 2020 4:51 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA5B-ORC64I
"King Of The Universe"
It's all making me ready
It's all doing what you gotta do
I know "A"
I see my life come shine
Golden sunrise
Tragic day dream
I am so afraid --
King of the Universe, Are you King of the Earth
King of the Universe, Are you King of the Sky
King of the Universe, Are you King of the Sky
ELO could’ve outplayed the Beatles
Potentially a worthy successor.
But they did it backwards.
Beatles had the interesting stuff at the end; ELO at the start of their career.