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Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:42 am
by HexHammer
Nostradamus has a prophecy about "Mabus will soon die when the comet passes"
My prediction is that Mabus will die in about 1-2 months, and a huge civil war will break out.
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:43 am
by vegetariantaxidermy
What an idiot.
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 12:04 pm
by HexHammer
Such an intelligent comment, could you elaborate?!?!
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 2:57 pm
by A_Seagull
Funnily enough I was thinking along the same lines, though more of the village idiot - quietly tolerated but generally ignored.
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:22 pm
by HexHammer
.....urgh ..retards!!
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 8:58 pm
by HexHammer
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:23 pm
by Atla
Will this happen before or after the second coming of Jesus?
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 12:02 am
by HexHammer
Atla wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:23 pm
Will this happen before or after the second coming of Jesus?
I have no idea, but probably with in 1½ year of each other.
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:29 am
by QuantumT
HexHammer wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:42 am
Nostradamus has a prophecy about "Mabus will soon die when the comet passes"
My prediction is that Mabus will die in about 1-2 months, and a huge civil war will break out.
I thought you were a rational thinking Dane!?
Please do not mention that you're a Dane ever again!
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2018 1:56 am
by Impenitent
Ma bus died once, but another bus took us to school any way...
-Imp
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2018 11:54 pm
by Dalek Prime
I'd be more interested if this was about one of the Kardashians.
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:01 am
by -1-
HexHammer wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:42 am
Nostradamus has a prophecy about "Mabus will soon die when the comet passes"
My prediction is that Mabus will die in about 1-2 months, and a huge civil war will break out.
There were 221 comets (comette= small cute Kommie chick, looks great without make-up) and 6 of them visible since Nostradamus made that prediction.
Some bloke or blokette must have died soon after one of these kommies passed. (Define "soon".) And the name of at least one of these dearly departed must have been Mabus (c.f. Remus, Rebus, Gus, Fus, Los, Fos, Szar.)
Mystery solved. Nostradamus had made a correct prediction.
Let's try anew.
After a sunset, a war will break out.
After lunch, the television set will go on the fritz.
Soon after picking up the ants from the kitchen floor, Roz will have a friend to visit.
After many a laughter, there will be much blather on philosophy forums soon.
Soon! Soon! Soon! "Monsoon." Coming to a theatre near you.
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:49 pm
by Dalek Prime
-1- wrote: ↑Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:01 am
HexHammer wrote: ↑Sat Dec 01, 2018 3:42 am
Nostradamus has a prophecy about "Mabus will soon die when the comet passes"
My prediction is that Mabus will die in about 1-2 months, and a huge civil war will break out.
There were 221 comets (comette= small cute Kommie chick, looks great without make-up) and 6 of them visible since Nostradamus made that prediction.
Some bloke or blokette must have died soon after one of these kommies passed. (Define "soon".) And the name of at least one of these dearly departed must have been Mabus (c.f. Remus, Rebus, Gus, Fus, Los, Fos, Szar.)
Mystery solved. Nostradamus had made a correct prediction.
Let's try anew.
After a sunset, a war will break out.
After lunch, the television set will go on the fritz.
Soon after picking up the ants from the kitchen floor, Roz will have a friend to visit.
After many a laughter, there will be much blather on philosophy forums soon.
Soon! Soon! Soon! "Monsoon." Coming to a theatre near you.
Holy shit, -1-! You are so accurate!
Btw, where can I find a kommie chick? Little lonely, lately.
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:42 am
by -1-
Dalek Prime wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:49 pm
Holy shit, -1-! You are so accurate!
Btw, where can I find a kommie chick? Little lonely, lately.
Look in the night sky, and try to find a shooting star, or a bright little star... then walk the meadows under the full moonlight, and listen to nature's sounds and tinkles. When you are nearing a spot from whence you hear little but frequent moans of joy and pleasure, and it is coming from the undergrowth under some thick shrubbery, you can be sure the Holy Grail of a comette is cuming there.
The problem is, how to undo her boyfriend from the scene.
I guess that's a problem for the philosophers to work out.
Re: Soon Mabus will die!
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2019 7:03 pm
by HexHammer
Dear Retard watch this and tell me that prophecies are not real!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6TDkk5Vu8A