Book of Random Insights: "I am a Hypocrite, Kiss My Ass"
Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:16 pm
Currently I am going through some notes from the past two years of writing. Stumbled upon a short book I was working on...it is full of swearing and is vulgar, along with probable anti-semitism and misogyny...so I am assuming the mods will censor what they deem inappropriate.
Considering I am a fraction of a percent jew and a fraction of a percent black (north african)....I will use that as justification to say what I want until someone becomes overwhelmingly offended...at which case I will offer a glass of milk and a free hug along with a complimentary "good for you standing up for your morals" and a pat on the back....an optional cuddling session will be provided for those offended with 5 seconds of intimate eye contact (will provide tears upon request) and 10 seconds of hand holding....
Like all "great" works I should probably start with an introduction of some form. My introduction is this: I am right, you are wrong. You know nothing. I am the king of unknowing, amongst a people who have no king. You will listen to me like one who listens to a wet dream: confused, embarrassed, and wanting more.
While studying philosophy in college, and doing better than most of my peers, I realize most philosophers are only known for brief quotations and quips, so I figured it would be best just to get to the point and write in such a style that is not only nothing but quotes and quips but is completely random. Why? Not because people are smart, but because they are stupid or in simple terms "lack knowledge". You have a short attention span, otherwise you would not have put out real money for this and I pity you for it. Now silence yourself and listen to my lack of wisdom:……..oh yeah I forgot to tell you, I dropped out of the philosophy program…..:
-The new philosophical system should be completely disorganized because no philosopher can agree as to what organization is or how to approach it.
-Self help books only work for those who write self help books.
-Elegance is not necessary anymore in writing. Twilight killed that, and its apostles are what fill the philosophy classes. Then EMOJIs came along and said "Fuck you Twilight!" and gave us cave paintings. The rest of this "work” will be misunderstood because I am writing for idiots. Err…how do I translate that into EMOJIs?
-Greatness is pointless, because it requires one to be admired by those who lack greatness. Compliments are really insults if one were to understand this.
-"Lady Wisdom and I had a one night stand. Here is our child: (?!@#$%^&*-_+=;:'",<.>) Personally I think the name sums up everything we know about understanding pretty well."
-"Abandon all understanding ye who enter here".
-Most people hate cardio, because you can't flex the heart muscle in a mirror, you need a war for that.
-"Isn't it funny how the dollar sign resembles a serpent climbing up a tree?"
-When it comes to philosophy we all like to talk about Nietzsche, not because we know him but because we think we know him. We think we know him, because we don't know him. We don't know him, because he never wanted to be fully known. He never wanted to be fully known, because he would then have to know himself. He never wanted to know himself, because he might go mad. And he knew this above all things. So what does that tell us about us?
-The history of education is a history of conformity, and it is this conformity in history that they teach us in schools so that unknowingly we will conform.
-Truly good and truly evil men suffer from one thing alike: madness.
-A man of moderation is rare, extreme, and often times alone.
-Utopia's kill.
-Struggling amidst the flames of truth is the only will to power.
-Morality is equated with two things: Evil and Women. And for today's conservative, what of his beliefs? He was yesterday's immoral man.
-If one fails at a task, and this is true especially for writers, they always have the hope of being a homeless man with a sign saying "the end of the world is here". That has been the only true statement throughout the ages, a position always with a job opening.
-America is the most powerful nation in the world, not because of our nuclear and military capabilities, but because of KFC, McDonald's, and Walmart. If we can't eradicate our enemies, we can give them heart attacks.
-One can tell what their "calling" is by being good at something they rather not do.
-We burnt up the philosophies, sciences, and religions of old and received delirious tremens from their smoke.
-The gods of old were personified human emotions that people base their lives around, today we call them "cliques".
-"I am waiting for the day homeless people will have to fill out applications to be homeless."
-All philosophy should be simple and somewhat comedic, because those who seek knowledge are simple and comedic.
-Life is a poorly written joke, which is why laughing is considered the virtue of the 21st century. Not because virtue is easy, but because it is hard.
-Virtue is hard, and makes hard men. That is why women spread their legs to it.
-In the west, if we want to understand something we rip it apart and smash it or in simple terms we “hate” it. Which is why westerners hate themselves so much.
-No one knows what love is, and if we found it we would probably kill it and eat it.
-Men love women because they see a void to throw themselves into and create something out of nothing. This is how we imitate a God we do not know.
-Everyone loves a man who destroys himself for love, which is why as a society deep down we are fascinated with the apocalypse. One day we hope to love ourselves.
-Pride is an opioid for the soul, and like all opioids, slowly weakens us and dulls the senses.
-Socialism is the greatest Capitalist plot of the 20th and 21st centuries. Or is it the other way around? Which is why they compete against each other so much, because it is the only real competition there is, is to look at oneself in the mirror.
-Deep down we all want to be chipped like cattle, because we do not “think” we deserve any better. Or even better yet do not “think.”
-The cry of "freedom" is the set of ideological prison bars for the 20th and 21st centuries.
-If sanity was such a great thing, most people would not be trying to avoid it on the weekends.
-Thinking hurts, which is why in a culture of luxury it is outlawed as a sin.
-Morality never goes away, it just becomes a shadow of one's back when society stares into the abyss.
-Wisdom is one of the few things no one seems to agree upon and yet everyone seeks it. That is probably why the best explorers are well armed.
-"Narcissism" raped "Insecurity" and the bastard child was Facebook.
-There are actually people out there who do not envy Mark Zuckerberg, it’s called the world.
-Justin Bieber? Cosmopolitan’s woman of the 21st century.
-No one respects men. Everyone hates women. Its the cool thing to do.
-What is cool, but to not give a shit about anything? What is it to not give a shit but not to feel passion? What is a lack of passion? No one would be able to tell you for they are dead.
-I don't know who the world hates more, Jews or Catholics? Jews provided a moral system. But even worse Catholics offer a resurrection. The Muslims, what about them? They will blow themselves up in a few years, let’s think long term people….seriously…..
-There are no original thinkers, for all true thinkers do not create the truth. There are just original idiots, much like there is original sin, it is a concept we try to forget or avoid.
-Buddhism: Everything changes, including one's belief in it.
-Everyone is trying to live but no one knows how, and those that think they know how want to die.
-We claim that death enhances life, that we need real evil to know what is truly good. But with our minds set on death no one is really living, and only the living can give wisdom.
-We will rage against the abyss through the solitary piercing gaze of the soul and transform ourselves, as stewards, into the very image of God.
-Atheism is fad for men who like to be thought highly of. Agnosticism is an opioid for a sick mind who cannot think anything. Religion is an unavoidable facet of observation. And we don't like what we see, which is why we hate religion.
-History is but an interpretation of an interpretation, much like philosophy or the sciences or religion. Basically it is humanity telling itself "I don't know who I really am. Maybe I should just pick an idea and convince myself of it."
-Philosophy, science, and religion are not about claiming to know anything, it is about what we do not know, which is light and reason for we walk among vapors knowing only darkness and ignorance.
-Sweat, blood, and agony of spirit are the only deep truths man knows and admires. Yet it is this knowledge in today’s world we know so little about, as there are no men which will guide us along this path to a depth beyond depth. There are no men to guide us because there are no men in a world of steel and silicon.
-To kill without killing is the highest form of hunting, reserved only for most brave or truly insane.
-Freedom fighters are another man's terrorists. Terrorists are another man's freedom fighters. Let's face it, justified killing is fun, otherwise most of the world would not be trying to rationalize it. It alleviates boredom because real sacrifice requires self-discipline. Blowing oneself up solves this for the short term, until we wake up in hell.
-Our ancestors forged their fates through axes and hammers. Us? Through QWERTY alone.
-Women love men who make them laugh for two reasons: to be entertained and to mock the world. What’s the difference?
-Forums are the mode of science, philosophy, and religion for the future. Why because we do not believe an individual can know that much. Knowledge is no longer subject to intelligence, but to mass opinion.
-We hate those who try to conform because they do not fit in with the rest of us.
-I write, because like all writers of good and bad style and taste, I am bored. I am bored because I forgot how to love. I forgot because I am weak. I am weak because I am a writer. And all writers, at least any of those who are good, practice the virtue of hypocrisy because hypocrites know the truth better than anyone else….at least they are good at pretending they do….or are they?
-I cannot fail because I don't have any goals. I don't have any goals because I don't understand what I am doing. I don't understand what I am doing because I don't know who I am. I don't know who I am because I barely know who my neighbor is. My neighbor barely knows himself because he barely knows me. No one knows anything, because no one knows anyone. And this lack of failure we all agree to, for all praise it and call it "success"...the noblest goal of the 21st century….that of “unknowing”.
-People seek riches so they have an excuse to lock themselves up in rooms and avoid the masses. That is why wisdom is considered the rarest of treasures because those who possess can lock themselves up in rooms at their own will.
-"I think therefore I am" is such a stupid statement. No one even understands what they are thinking or where their thoughts come from. It is because of this "obscurity" we deem it as deep, and because it is deep, much like a tar pit we find fragments of our ancestors in, we consider it true.
-Computers are the nerd’s way of imitating a world he can never really be a part of. Which is why computers run off on a binary code of 0's and 1's, because society runs off a binary code of "fuck yous" and "thank yous".
-Everyone likes the village idiot, not because he makes everyone laugh, but because they know they are at least better than one person.
-People rather be insulted than compliment, because they believe in insults more than compliments.
-“My profession, and it is my profession, is not knowing what I am doing or thinking, and I do this better than anyone I know. And like all similar souls, I recognize those who are like me. I smell ignorance like a wolf smells blood. So beware ye knowers of the world, ye wise souls of planet earth, I am tracking you down. And when I find you, I will tear you apart with your heart lay bear.”
-You can tell a lot about women, because if it is "cute" they want to "tear it apart" or "eat it".
-I wish I were gay, because if I were gay society would hand me money for doing nothing. Which is why most real men are broke and few women respect them because of it.
-There are no men left ladies, just adult children and whispering voices who dwell in caves waiting for a revelation of their fates as real men.
-The western world loves to hate "hate".
-We are obsessed with statistics, and statistics about statistics speaking of statistics. And yet none of us know how or where the statistics come from, just that there are numbers in front of us.
-Math, the faith of the 21st century.
-And what of the sexes? For there are no men or women anymore. But alas, we are of time where women are the gods, so let us start with what we worship first…..the void…err vagina I mean.
-Women hate each other, and maybe we should listen to them as they know their condition better than we do. But alas if we listen to them we would not be real men. For women talk so they are heard, not understood.
-If we take a look at the school of cynics it arose during a time of great material wealth. Diogenes is a great example of this, his lack of misery has been remembered through the ages during a time when everyone lived in pleasure and struggled for it. It is precisely this misery of enslavement to the handmade gods of pleasure that makes a man a man. For if a man is happy in shallow luxury, he is no man. Which is why, study after study shows, women want to fuck a man who is deep and brooding and marry a man who is rich.
-Real useful knowledge lies in short quips, mantras, and metaphors precisely because real people have real short memories and real knowledge can only come from real people.
-Women like men who laugh at themselves because deep down that means they both have something in common, neither take men seriously.
-Men like women who are slutty because deep down that means they both have something in common, neither love women.
-Lying: the worst form and least punish method of murder.
-Children: a way adults can live on within the world. A form of pleasure for the possessor, imprisonment for the possessed.
-Parents don't have children because they love children, they have children because they want to remake themselves. That is why most couples wait until their thirties, it is closer to their midlife crisis.
-Children: a pleasure for lesser minds. Adulthood: the absence of pleasure.
-Contraception: a hatred of the self and one's spouse.
-The apocalypse will not be an act of punishment, but an act of love and mercy. And we will hate God for it because he will take away the one true thing we know: a love of hatred for creation.
-The rich like God because of all he has given them. The poor love God because he has given them more.
-No one trusts authority because all authority doubts.
-To justly rebel against authority, one must first rebel against their own.
-Those who enjoy laughing continuously, hate life because it is a joke.
-We buy iPads because we modern people, unlike our real ancestors, are too lazy to carve a thousand little idols of ourselves to praise and worship.
-All truth is but a perspective....this is the best perspective to take.
-Most modern men believe God is a woman, because the churches are full of women who enjoy fixing themselves up in the mirror. Most modern women believe God is a woman, because women envy women.
-Women just want, they do not know what they want, just that they want. Which is why the modern man cannot live without a woman, because he emulating the only father he knew...his mother.
-In a society of men raise by women, is a woman the last thing a man really needs? Probably not, that last things he needs is the vagina between his legs.
-“People say I am wrong and full of shit... at least I am not a prude and am enjoying my hypocrisy unlike they are. For what is life without a little pleasure...hypocrisy being the highest form for the "civilized" man?”
-Notice that God said for man "it is not good to be alone" and shortly afterwards man was cast out of paradise to roam the desert with his wife. When man wanted to find God again, he would roam the desert alone.
-The highest rates of prostitution are in countries that have women's rights.
-Slavery? When the lower class receives an education.
-Politics is made of sexual scandals and sexual scandals are made of politics because man is a political and sexual animal, or for the sake of political correctness just an “animal.” Which is why politically funded feminist women are always screaming for animal rights, because they enjoy domination.
-People who hate monks hate self control. People who hate self control do not really love anything. Those who do not really love anything do not live.
-Hermits will save the 21st century. Ascetics will sanctify it.
-War, the orgasmic death cry of a dying civilization.
-The churches and monasteries are full of gay and neutered men not because they value homosexuality or castration, but because the church was better fitted for a natural world where virility was King. Men were men, women were women, but in the modern world we have robots for such things, people are obsolete just like the church is obselete. The only thing keeping its members going is the memory of knighthood, and memories are an anchor for the future to help ride out the storm of the present. And like anchors, the cord usually snaps in the storm.
-Chivalry is dead, because according to the feminists there are no helpless women.
-People like to talk about sexual scandals because it makes them feel like adults, yet sexual scandals are all about possessing what does not belong to someone, or in other words "taking what one wants", the only thing children know.
-I hate Nietzsche because, like most sons, I envy and hate my father because he was never around, never able to be understood, fucking this thing and that without regard for his children. What greater father is there than a spiritual one? He is one that fathered countless sons amongst philosophy, science, and religion and then abandoned them in the abyss of a technocratic world to wither and die. Fuck the Ubermensche.
-The Ubermensche is God? Well let's crucify him and find out.
-Whatever doesn't kill you.....? Is probably dead.
-Be careful when dealing with monsters lest you only be good at killing.
-Nietzsche correctly criticized everything and everyone, what a bore.
-The greatest joy of hedonism is pretending like one knows what they are doing.
-Aristotle liked little boys, which is probably why most male professors and priests teach him, and most boys hate school.
-When one calls someone else a genius, what they are really saying is "I am stupid, don't listen to me, I don't know what I am talking about." That is why geniuses don't believe in genius.
-Science, philosophy, and religion: the holy trinity of human observation and experience without which no one can really live.
-Alchemy: the transmutation of the natural world into something we want....in other words the death of science, philosophy, and religion, or to put it in more accurate terms: the modern world. The modern world? An democratic show for the people where people are told to want what they want and they want it thinking that they are acting as individuals in doing so, so they can fit in amongst a group of people they hate for having similar ideals. So they advocate rebellion, because it is the fad. And no one wants to be uncool. Why? Because alchemy is cool.
-We don't wear expensive clothes to fit in or be cool, we where them as a statement of "fuck you" to those who can't afford them.
-Want: An unidentified absence of feeling we base our whole lives around and place up on a pedestal. See "Women" for more details.
-Satisfaction: A myth to help pass the night.
-Mercy will redeem the world, because in an insane world only the insane survive.
-Happiness: Wanting what people want you to want and pretending not to hate yourself for it.
-There is mass gender confusion precisely because part of being a gender is having a role and people have no roles. Which is why we like entertainment so much, not because the story itself or even the special effects, but we are interested in how well people play a role....something most of us never knew..that is what having a purpose is: i.e. a "role". This is probably why most good actors commit suicide, because they know the role of mankind in the post modern world to well...the killing of oneself for the sake of pretending to be real.
-Everyone thinks they are God, and it is cool to hate God. Think might also explains why we are continually searching for ourselves because we do not know if there is a God or not.
-People enjoy when "original" people succeed precisely because that means they might succeed by being themselves enough to and get out of their hellhole lives....oh how original.
-All great philosophers believe death is better than life, precisely because they know nothing about death. Which is why they were philosophers in the first case.
-"Man is dead, our handmade gods deemed him unworthy and killed him. Wait, I just got a text from my buddy...HAHAHAHA!!!! Look at these cats!....what were we talking about?"
-Nietzsche might have "contradicted" himself proudly with a defiant "so what?" But I am much better than he is "I am a hypocrite, kiss my ass."
-The nice thing about Nietzsche, is that he already dealt with all the philosophers. Now instead of having to read volume after volume of works and criticizing them, I can just criticize Nietzsche. After all, he hated himself, so in many respects I am just being a good philosopher and following in his footsteps.
-I am the one who dwells in darkness, the dark night of the soul, here my voice in the volume of echoes that resonate through the chamber of the will.
-If you want to break the will of today's strongmen, crack the gym mirror and turn your back to them and continue on with the conversation between you and yourself.
-We are afraid of sanity more than madness because we know so little about it. Madness can be defined, just talk to a shrink about all the "disorders" men have and he can go on for hours. Ask him about sanity, most will not know how to respond other than the "giving of oneself through community work". And what is "community work" but pointing a finger at your fellow man and saying something is wrong with him?
-Psychologists are like prostitutes, you are paying for someone to pretend being your friend.
-Psychiatrists are like drug dealers, you are paying for someone to help you kill yourself slowly.
-People are sexually frustrated not because they do not have enough sex but because they have no real sexuality.
-Industry hates cynicism because cynicism refuses to acknowledge the legitimacy of power of the industrialized world. As a weapon against growing cultural cynicism, industry created Green Day and made a whole line of Goth accessories.
-When I get cynical of cynicism I ask my older neighbor if she needs help moving her trash out or as she likes to call it "reorganizing her possessions".
-The reason people keep mementos is not so they don't forget but because it allows them to be lazy and forget. Memorization is hard work, that is why a group of "heroic" men devote 16 hrs a day seven days a week to making technology so they can work less.
-Paradise is a communistic myth, since according to them all religions were created by man, so let’s get to it kill and each other quicker through an envy of an idea of a future we don't know.
-When we grow old, our best memories will be a square screen. That is why we support euthanasia now, so when it is our turn they will be more efficient at it. "It’s all about planning for the future", like the PowerPoint in kindergarten class said. "Can't say we don't teach our kids nothin."
-Philosophy is the only real powerful position as it allows us to sit back and criticize the world, and be heroes because of it....well at least in our own minds...yes?....no?....maybe? What is the mind but a.............................? Power is pointless.
-Nothing says "I enjoy bathing in aborted fetal tissue" more than a Japanese girl wearing Hello Kitty pajamas.
-Christian men believe in God, because they look at the world around them and realize this world should have fallen apart by now unless there was a God who gave us the freedom to do "as we wish". Atheists believe men created God to keep the world in order, and hate mankind for doing it. Agnostics do not know who they are or why anything is here and they are very good at pretending this is the natural order.
-I believe in God because I believe in Evil. I believe in Evil because I live in the modern world and I hate it. I hate the modern world because it reduces me to a cog. I hate being a cog because I love freedom to much. I love freedom, way too much, because I like to be a god. I like to be a god, because somewhere down in the deepest recesses I believe in man.
-I hate evil, more than I love God. No one’s perfect.
-The future of philosophical treatise explaining reality lie in 144 character statements. No wonder Nietzsche spelled the importance of simplicity and clarity in writing, the Supermen have risen above having an attention span too!!!!! Oh was a terrible god man has become!!!!! Oh shit I went over 144 characters, how will this clever quip ever be retweeted? What about my followers?!?!
-Deep thought has been reduce to cultural criticisms, which is why deep thinkers are usually snobs.
-The only way western science can figure out how the soul works, or even if there is a soul, is to find one and crush it into tiny pieces. They should probably start their tests with Wal-Mart employees.
-Strength and wit....synonyms for "where have all the good men gone?"
-Men: See "tools" or "cogs".
-Men spend their whole lives building great buildings in freezing temperatures 1000 feet high or all day in an office building technology so both can live simple lives of leisure and forget about the difficulties of life.
-Want to hear a joke? Women's rights. Want to hear a funnier one? Men's rights. Now do you want to hear a really dirty joke? Children's rights.
-Comedians have nothing to fear, because they lost their dignity a long time ago. That is why they like laughing all the time, to forget the gravity of a poor career choice.
-Women: See "face-paint" or "pushup bra" or "girdle".
-If eyes are windows to the soul, no wonder women paint over theirs.
-What makes a man today? His ability to entertain others. Don't believe me, then why are most of what society deems as "men" guys who run around fondling balls or twanging on guitars and screaming? Everyone loves an idiot and hates a thinker that is why thinking is considered "feminine" by today's standards.
-Feminism: See "penis-envy" or "self-disgust" or “divorcee” or "fat computer geek". Wait those things are all the same.
-MRA: See "Feminism".
-MGTOW: Group of men patting each other on the back for being individuals and reclaiming personal power. See "MRA" or "Feminism".
-Political Cause: Men and women who feel disempowered by the government and corporations. Usually funded by government and corporations.
-School: See "prison".
-Prison: See "school".
-Reason: I don't believe in it. Look at what it did to the philosophers, it drove them mad.
-Belief: What's that?
-Asshole: See "fun".
-Bitch: See "annoying" or "repellant".
-To Catholics, Mary is a saint because she was quiet and said yes to God. That is why feminists hate themselves the most, Catholics second.
-Buddhism: Everything changes, be at peace with that…..until that changes too.
-Transgender: Someone who fits in with society.
-Political Correctness: See either "Castration" or "Trying to get Laid".
-Hell: See "Detroit" or “Marriage”.
-Witty statements are quickly becoming boring in the presence of 6 second cat videos.
-Nobody likes a smart-ass. Everyone loves an ass. Everyone fears an asshole.
Considering I am a fraction of a percent jew and a fraction of a percent black (north african)....I will use that as justification to say what I want until someone becomes overwhelmingly offended...at which case I will offer a glass of milk and a free hug along with a complimentary "good for you standing up for your morals" and a pat on the back....an optional cuddling session will be provided for those offended with 5 seconds of intimate eye contact (will provide tears upon request) and 10 seconds of hand holding....
Like all "great" works I should probably start with an introduction of some form. My introduction is this: I am right, you are wrong. You know nothing. I am the king of unknowing, amongst a people who have no king. You will listen to me like one who listens to a wet dream: confused, embarrassed, and wanting more.
While studying philosophy in college, and doing better than most of my peers, I realize most philosophers are only known for brief quotations and quips, so I figured it would be best just to get to the point and write in such a style that is not only nothing but quotes and quips but is completely random. Why? Not because people are smart, but because they are stupid or in simple terms "lack knowledge". You have a short attention span, otherwise you would not have put out real money for this and I pity you for it. Now silence yourself and listen to my lack of wisdom:……..oh yeah I forgot to tell you, I dropped out of the philosophy program…..:
-The new philosophical system should be completely disorganized because no philosopher can agree as to what organization is or how to approach it.
-Self help books only work for those who write self help books.
-Elegance is not necessary anymore in writing. Twilight killed that, and its apostles are what fill the philosophy classes. Then EMOJIs came along and said "Fuck you Twilight!" and gave us cave paintings. The rest of this "work” will be misunderstood because I am writing for idiots. Err…how do I translate that into EMOJIs?
-Greatness is pointless, because it requires one to be admired by those who lack greatness. Compliments are really insults if one were to understand this.
-"Lady Wisdom and I had a one night stand. Here is our child: (?!@#$%^&*-_+=;:'",<.>) Personally I think the name sums up everything we know about understanding pretty well."
-"Abandon all understanding ye who enter here".
-Most people hate cardio, because you can't flex the heart muscle in a mirror, you need a war for that.
-"Isn't it funny how the dollar sign resembles a serpent climbing up a tree?"
-When it comes to philosophy we all like to talk about Nietzsche, not because we know him but because we think we know him. We think we know him, because we don't know him. We don't know him, because he never wanted to be fully known. He never wanted to be fully known, because he would then have to know himself. He never wanted to know himself, because he might go mad. And he knew this above all things. So what does that tell us about us?
-The history of education is a history of conformity, and it is this conformity in history that they teach us in schools so that unknowingly we will conform.
-Truly good and truly evil men suffer from one thing alike: madness.
-A man of moderation is rare, extreme, and often times alone.
-Utopia's kill.
-Struggling amidst the flames of truth is the only will to power.
-Morality is equated with two things: Evil and Women. And for today's conservative, what of his beliefs? He was yesterday's immoral man.
-If one fails at a task, and this is true especially for writers, they always have the hope of being a homeless man with a sign saying "the end of the world is here". That has been the only true statement throughout the ages, a position always with a job opening.
-America is the most powerful nation in the world, not because of our nuclear and military capabilities, but because of KFC, McDonald's, and Walmart. If we can't eradicate our enemies, we can give them heart attacks.
-One can tell what their "calling" is by being good at something they rather not do.
-We burnt up the philosophies, sciences, and religions of old and received delirious tremens from their smoke.
-The gods of old were personified human emotions that people base their lives around, today we call them "cliques".
-"I am waiting for the day homeless people will have to fill out applications to be homeless."
-All philosophy should be simple and somewhat comedic, because those who seek knowledge are simple and comedic.
-Life is a poorly written joke, which is why laughing is considered the virtue of the 21st century. Not because virtue is easy, but because it is hard.
-Virtue is hard, and makes hard men. That is why women spread their legs to it.
-In the west, if we want to understand something we rip it apart and smash it or in simple terms we “hate” it. Which is why westerners hate themselves so much.
-No one knows what love is, and if we found it we would probably kill it and eat it.
-Men love women because they see a void to throw themselves into and create something out of nothing. This is how we imitate a God we do not know.
-Everyone loves a man who destroys himself for love, which is why as a society deep down we are fascinated with the apocalypse. One day we hope to love ourselves.
-Pride is an opioid for the soul, and like all opioids, slowly weakens us and dulls the senses.
-Socialism is the greatest Capitalist plot of the 20th and 21st centuries. Or is it the other way around? Which is why they compete against each other so much, because it is the only real competition there is, is to look at oneself in the mirror.
-Deep down we all want to be chipped like cattle, because we do not “think” we deserve any better. Or even better yet do not “think.”
-The cry of "freedom" is the set of ideological prison bars for the 20th and 21st centuries.
-If sanity was such a great thing, most people would not be trying to avoid it on the weekends.
-Thinking hurts, which is why in a culture of luxury it is outlawed as a sin.
-Morality never goes away, it just becomes a shadow of one's back when society stares into the abyss.
-Wisdom is one of the few things no one seems to agree upon and yet everyone seeks it. That is probably why the best explorers are well armed.
-"Narcissism" raped "Insecurity" and the bastard child was Facebook.
-There are actually people out there who do not envy Mark Zuckerberg, it’s called the world.
-Justin Bieber? Cosmopolitan’s woman of the 21st century.
-No one respects men. Everyone hates women. Its the cool thing to do.
-What is cool, but to not give a shit about anything? What is it to not give a shit but not to feel passion? What is a lack of passion? No one would be able to tell you for they are dead.
-I don't know who the world hates more, Jews or Catholics? Jews provided a moral system. But even worse Catholics offer a resurrection. The Muslims, what about them? They will blow themselves up in a few years, let’s think long term people….seriously…..
-There are no original thinkers, for all true thinkers do not create the truth. There are just original idiots, much like there is original sin, it is a concept we try to forget or avoid.
-Buddhism: Everything changes, including one's belief in it.
-Everyone is trying to live but no one knows how, and those that think they know how want to die.
-We claim that death enhances life, that we need real evil to know what is truly good. But with our minds set on death no one is really living, and only the living can give wisdom.
-We will rage against the abyss through the solitary piercing gaze of the soul and transform ourselves, as stewards, into the very image of God.
-Atheism is fad for men who like to be thought highly of. Agnosticism is an opioid for a sick mind who cannot think anything. Religion is an unavoidable facet of observation. And we don't like what we see, which is why we hate religion.
-History is but an interpretation of an interpretation, much like philosophy or the sciences or religion. Basically it is humanity telling itself "I don't know who I really am. Maybe I should just pick an idea and convince myself of it."
-Philosophy, science, and religion are not about claiming to know anything, it is about what we do not know, which is light and reason for we walk among vapors knowing only darkness and ignorance.
-Sweat, blood, and agony of spirit are the only deep truths man knows and admires. Yet it is this knowledge in today’s world we know so little about, as there are no men which will guide us along this path to a depth beyond depth. There are no men to guide us because there are no men in a world of steel and silicon.
-To kill without killing is the highest form of hunting, reserved only for most brave or truly insane.
-Freedom fighters are another man's terrorists. Terrorists are another man's freedom fighters. Let's face it, justified killing is fun, otherwise most of the world would not be trying to rationalize it. It alleviates boredom because real sacrifice requires self-discipline. Blowing oneself up solves this for the short term, until we wake up in hell.
-Our ancestors forged their fates through axes and hammers. Us? Through QWERTY alone.
-Women love men who make them laugh for two reasons: to be entertained and to mock the world. What’s the difference?
-Forums are the mode of science, philosophy, and religion for the future. Why because we do not believe an individual can know that much. Knowledge is no longer subject to intelligence, but to mass opinion.
-We hate those who try to conform because they do not fit in with the rest of us.
-I write, because like all writers of good and bad style and taste, I am bored. I am bored because I forgot how to love. I forgot because I am weak. I am weak because I am a writer. And all writers, at least any of those who are good, practice the virtue of hypocrisy because hypocrites know the truth better than anyone else….at least they are good at pretending they do….or are they?
-I cannot fail because I don't have any goals. I don't have any goals because I don't understand what I am doing. I don't understand what I am doing because I don't know who I am. I don't know who I am because I barely know who my neighbor is. My neighbor barely knows himself because he barely knows me. No one knows anything, because no one knows anyone. And this lack of failure we all agree to, for all praise it and call it "success"...the noblest goal of the 21st century….that of “unknowing”.
-People seek riches so they have an excuse to lock themselves up in rooms and avoid the masses. That is why wisdom is considered the rarest of treasures because those who possess can lock themselves up in rooms at their own will.
-"I think therefore I am" is such a stupid statement. No one even understands what they are thinking or where their thoughts come from. It is because of this "obscurity" we deem it as deep, and because it is deep, much like a tar pit we find fragments of our ancestors in, we consider it true.
-Computers are the nerd’s way of imitating a world he can never really be a part of. Which is why computers run off on a binary code of 0's and 1's, because society runs off a binary code of "fuck yous" and "thank yous".
-Everyone likes the village idiot, not because he makes everyone laugh, but because they know they are at least better than one person.
-People rather be insulted than compliment, because they believe in insults more than compliments.
-“My profession, and it is my profession, is not knowing what I am doing or thinking, and I do this better than anyone I know. And like all similar souls, I recognize those who are like me. I smell ignorance like a wolf smells blood. So beware ye knowers of the world, ye wise souls of planet earth, I am tracking you down. And when I find you, I will tear you apart with your heart lay bear.”
-You can tell a lot about women, because if it is "cute" they want to "tear it apart" or "eat it".
-I wish I were gay, because if I were gay society would hand me money for doing nothing. Which is why most real men are broke and few women respect them because of it.
-There are no men left ladies, just adult children and whispering voices who dwell in caves waiting for a revelation of their fates as real men.
-The western world loves to hate "hate".
-We are obsessed with statistics, and statistics about statistics speaking of statistics. And yet none of us know how or where the statistics come from, just that there are numbers in front of us.
-Math, the faith of the 21st century.
-And what of the sexes? For there are no men or women anymore. But alas, we are of time where women are the gods, so let us start with what we worship first…..the void…err vagina I mean.
-Women hate each other, and maybe we should listen to them as they know their condition better than we do. But alas if we listen to them we would not be real men. For women talk so they are heard, not understood.
-If we take a look at the school of cynics it arose during a time of great material wealth. Diogenes is a great example of this, his lack of misery has been remembered through the ages during a time when everyone lived in pleasure and struggled for it. It is precisely this misery of enslavement to the handmade gods of pleasure that makes a man a man. For if a man is happy in shallow luxury, he is no man. Which is why, study after study shows, women want to fuck a man who is deep and brooding and marry a man who is rich.
-Real useful knowledge lies in short quips, mantras, and metaphors precisely because real people have real short memories and real knowledge can only come from real people.
-Women like men who laugh at themselves because deep down that means they both have something in common, neither take men seriously.
-Men like women who are slutty because deep down that means they both have something in common, neither love women.
-Lying: the worst form and least punish method of murder.
-Children: a way adults can live on within the world. A form of pleasure for the possessor, imprisonment for the possessed.
-Parents don't have children because they love children, they have children because they want to remake themselves. That is why most couples wait until their thirties, it is closer to their midlife crisis.
-Children: a pleasure for lesser minds. Adulthood: the absence of pleasure.
-Contraception: a hatred of the self and one's spouse.
-The apocalypse will not be an act of punishment, but an act of love and mercy. And we will hate God for it because he will take away the one true thing we know: a love of hatred for creation.
-The rich like God because of all he has given them. The poor love God because he has given them more.
-No one trusts authority because all authority doubts.
-To justly rebel against authority, one must first rebel against their own.
-Those who enjoy laughing continuously, hate life because it is a joke.
-We buy iPads because we modern people, unlike our real ancestors, are too lazy to carve a thousand little idols of ourselves to praise and worship.
-All truth is but a perspective....this is the best perspective to take.
-Most modern men believe God is a woman, because the churches are full of women who enjoy fixing themselves up in the mirror. Most modern women believe God is a woman, because women envy women.
-Women just want, they do not know what they want, just that they want. Which is why the modern man cannot live without a woman, because he emulating the only father he knew...his mother.
-In a society of men raise by women, is a woman the last thing a man really needs? Probably not, that last things he needs is the vagina between his legs.
-“People say I am wrong and full of shit... at least I am not a prude and am enjoying my hypocrisy unlike they are. For what is life without a little pleasure...hypocrisy being the highest form for the "civilized" man?”
-Notice that God said for man "it is not good to be alone" and shortly afterwards man was cast out of paradise to roam the desert with his wife. When man wanted to find God again, he would roam the desert alone.
-The highest rates of prostitution are in countries that have women's rights.
-Slavery? When the lower class receives an education.
-Politics is made of sexual scandals and sexual scandals are made of politics because man is a political and sexual animal, or for the sake of political correctness just an “animal.” Which is why politically funded feminist women are always screaming for animal rights, because they enjoy domination.
-People who hate monks hate self control. People who hate self control do not really love anything. Those who do not really love anything do not live.
-Hermits will save the 21st century. Ascetics will sanctify it.
-War, the orgasmic death cry of a dying civilization.
-The churches and monasteries are full of gay and neutered men not because they value homosexuality or castration, but because the church was better fitted for a natural world where virility was King. Men were men, women were women, but in the modern world we have robots for such things, people are obsolete just like the church is obselete. The only thing keeping its members going is the memory of knighthood, and memories are an anchor for the future to help ride out the storm of the present. And like anchors, the cord usually snaps in the storm.
-Chivalry is dead, because according to the feminists there are no helpless women.
-People like to talk about sexual scandals because it makes them feel like adults, yet sexual scandals are all about possessing what does not belong to someone, or in other words "taking what one wants", the only thing children know.
-I hate Nietzsche because, like most sons, I envy and hate my father because he was never around, never able to be understood, fucking this thing and that without regard for his children. What greater father is there than a spiritual one? He is one that fathered countless sons amongst philosophy, science, and religion and then abandoned them in the abyss of a technocratic world to wither and die. Fuck the Ubermensche.
-The Ubermensche is God? Well let's crucify him and find out.
-Whatever doesn't kill you.....? Is probably dead.
-Be careful when dealing with monsters lest you only be good at killing.
-Nietzsche correctly criticized everything and everyone, what a bore.
-The greatest joy of hedonism is pretending like one knows what they are doing.
-Aristotle liked little boys, which is probably why most male professors and priests teach him, and most boys hate school.
-When one calls someone else a genius, what they are really saying is "I am stupid, don't listen to me, I don't know what I am talking about." That is why geniuses don't believe in genius.
-Science, philosophy, and religion: the holy trinity of human observation and experience without which no one can really live.
-Alchemy: the transmutation of the natural world into something we want....in other words the death of science, philosophy, and religion, or to put it in more accurate terms: the modern world. The modern world? An democratic show for the people where people are told to want what they want and they want it thinking that they are acting as individuals in doing so, so they can fit in amongst a group of people they hate for having similar ideals. So they advocate rebellion, because it is the fad. And no one wants to be uncool. Why? Because alchemy is cool.
-We don't wear expensive clothes to fit in or be cool, we where them as a statement of "fuck you" to those who can't afford them.
-Want: An unidentified absence of feeling we base our whole lives around and place up on a pedestal. See "Women" for more details.
-Satisfaction: A myth to help pass the night.
-Mercy will redeem the world, because in an insane world only the insane survive.
-Happiness: Wanting what people want you to want and pretending not to hate yourself for it.
-There is mass gender confusion precisely because part of being a gender is having a role and people have no roles. Which is why we like entertainment so much, not because the story itself or even the special effects, but we are interested in how well people play a role....something most of us never knew..that is what having a purpose is: i.e. a "role". This is probably why most good actors commit suicide, because they know the role of mankind in the post modern world to well...the killing of oneself for the sake of pretending to be real.
-Everyone thinks they are God, and it is cool to hate God. Think might also explains why we are continually searching for ourselves because we do not know if there is a God or not.
-People enjoy when "original" people succeed precisely because that means they might succeed by being themselves enough to and get out of their hellhole lives....oh how original.
-All great philosophers believe death is better than life, precisely because they know nothing about death. Which is why they were philosophers in the first case.
-"Man is dead, our handmade gods deemed him unworthy and killed him. Wait, I just got a text from my buddy...HAHAHAHA!!!! Look at these cats!....what were we talking about?"
-Nietzsche might have "contradicted" himself proudly with a defiant "so what?" But I am much better than he is "I am a hypocrite, kiss my ass."
-The nice thing about Nietzsche, is that he already dealt with all the philosophers. Now instead of having to read volume after volume of works and criticizing them, I can just criticize Nietzsche. After all, he hated himself, so in many respects I am just being a good philosopher and following in his footsteps.
-I am the one who dwells in darkness, the dark night of the soul, here my voice in the volume of echoes that resonate through the chamber of the will.
-If you want to break the will of today's strongmen, crack the gym mirror and turn your back to them and continue on with the conversation between you and yourself.
-We are afraid of sanity more than madness because we know so little about it. Madness can be defined, just talk to a shrink about all the "disorders" men have and he can go on for hours. Ask him about sanity, most will not know how to respond other than the "giving of oneself through community work". And what is "community work" but pointing a finger at your fellow man and saying something is wrong with him?
-Psychologists are like prostitutes, you are paying for someone to pretend being your friend.
-Psychiatrists are like drug dealers, you are paying for someone to help you kill yourself slowly.
-People are sexually frustrated not because they do not have enough sex but because they have no real sexuality.
-Industry hates cynicism because cynicism refuses to acknowledge the legitimacy of power of the industrialized world. As a weapon against growing cultural cynicism, industry created Green Day and made a whole line of Goth accessories.
-When I get cynical of cynicism I ask my older neighbor if she needs help moving her trash out or as she likes to call it "reorganizing her possessions".
-The reason people keep mementos is not so they don't forget but because it allows them to be lazy and forget. Memorization is hard work, that is why a group of "heroic" men devote 16 hrs a day seven days a week to making technology so they can work less.
-Paradise is a communistic myth, since according to them all religions were created by man, so let’s get to it kill and each other quicker through an envy of an idea of a future we don't know.
-When we grow old, our best memories will be a square screen. That is why we support euthanasia now, so when it is our turn they will be more efficient at it. "It’s all about planning for the future", like the PowerPoint in kindergarten class said. "Can't say we don't teach our kids nothin."
-Philosophy is the only real powerful position as it allows us to sit back and criticize the world, and be heroes because of it....well at least in our own minds...yes?....no?....maybe? What is the mind but a.............................? Power is pointless.
-Nothing says "I enjoy bathing in aborted fetal tissue" more than a Japanese girl wearing Hello Kitty pajamas.
-Christian men believe in God, because they look at the world around them and realize this world should have fallen apart by now unless there was a God who gave us the freedom to do "as we wish". Atheists believe men created God to keep the world in order, and hate mankind for doing it. Agnostics do not know who they are or why anything is here and they are very good at pretending this is the natural order.
-I believe in God because I believe in Evil. I believe in Evil because I live in the modern world and I hate it. I hate the modern world because it reduces me to a cog. I hate being a cog because I love freedom to much. I love freedom, way too much, because I like to be a god. I like to be a god, because somewhere down in the deepest recesses I believe in man.
-I hate evil, more than I love God. No one’s perfect.
-The future of philosophical treatise explaining reality lie in 144 character statements. No wonder Nietzsche spelled the importance of simplicity and clarity in writing, the Supermen have risen above having an attention span too!!!!! Oh was a terrible god man has become!!!!! Oh shit I went over 144 characters, how will this clever quip ever be retweeted? What about my followers?!?!
-Deep thought has been reduce to cultural criticisms, which is why deep thinkers are usually snobs.
-The only way western science can figure out how the soul works, or even if there is a soul, is to find one and crush it into tiny pieces. They should probably start their tests with Wal-Mart employees.
-Strength and wit....synonyms for "where have all the good men gone?"
-Men: See "tools" or "cogs".
-Men spend their whole lives building great buildings in freezing temperatures 1000 feet high or all day in an office building technology so both can live simple lives of leisure and forget about the difficulties of life.
-Want to hear a joke? Women's rights. Want to hear a funnier one? Men's rights. Now do you want to hear a really dirty joke? Children's rights.
-Comedians have nothing to fear, because they lost their dignity a long time ago. That is why they like laughing all the time, to forget the gravity of a poor career choice.
-Women: See "face-paint" or "pushup bra" or "girdle".
-If eyes are windows to the soul, no wonder women paint over theirs.
-What makes a man today? His ability to entertain others. Don't believe me, then why are most of what society deems as "men" guys who run around fondling balls or twanging on guitars and screaming? Everyone loves an idiot and hates a thinker that is why thinking is considered "feminine" by today's standards.
-Feminism: See "penis-envy" or "self-disgust" or “divorcee” or "fat computer geek". Wait those things are all the same.
-MRA: See "Feminism".
-MGTOW: Group of men patting each other on the back for being individuals and reclaiming personal power. See "MRA" or "Feminism".
-Political Cause: Men and women who feel disempowered by the government and corporations. Usually funded by government and corporations.
-School: See "prison".
-Prison: See "school".
-Reason: I don't believe in it. Look at what it did to the philosophers, it drove them mad.
-Belief: What's that?
-Asshole: See "fun".
-Bitch: See "annoying" or "repellant".
-To Catholics, Mary is a saint because she was quiet and said yes to God. That is why feminists hate themselves the most, Catholics second.
-Buddhism: Everything changes, be at peace with that…..until that changes too.
-Transgender: Someone who fits in with society.
-Political Correctness: See either "Castration" or "Trying to get Laid".
-Hell: See "Detroit" or “Marriage”.
-Witty statements are quickly becoming boring in the presence of 6 second cat videos.
-Nobody likes a smart-ass. Everyone loves an ass. Everyone fears an asshole.