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Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:07 am
by marjoram_blues
I'm hungry and thinking of breakfast.
Who here would I find juiciest to sink my teeth into and lick my lips in smacking satisfaction :twisted:
Hmmm.
Who first for the fryup ?
Or would that not be good for my health and well-being.
Hmmm.
No volunteers, huh?
OK, toast it is.
Hmmm.
What kind of bread, white, brown or multi-seeded ?
Hmmm.
What kind of liquid refreshment?
Tea ? What kind decaffeinated, herbal, green...
Coffee ?

So many choices in food and lifestyle and people judging you. At the checkout, do you hide your easy pre-prepared microwave meal under a host of golden vegetables?

eat 'me'

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:43 pm
by henry quirk
HA!

Re: eat 'me'

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:50 pm
by marjoram_blues
henry quirk wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 2:43 pmHA!
You wish :wink:

Re: Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:53 pm
by Walker
Microwave toast?

Re: Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:21 pm
by Harbal
marjoram_blues wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:07 am OK, toast it is.
Hmmm.
What kind of bread, white, brown or multi-seeded ?
White bread, not too thick, and marmalade. Anything else is downright uncivilised. With tea, of course, it has to be coffee for the rest of the day but you have to start it with tea.

Re: Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:38 pm
by marjoram_blues
Harbal wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:21 pm
marjoram_blues wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:07 am OK, toast it is.
Hmmm.
What kind of bread, white, brown or multi-seeded ?
White bread, not too thick, and marmalade. Anything else is downright uncivilised. With tea, of course, it has to be coffee for the rest of the day but you have to start it with tea.
Oh - just been hit with a severe case of deja vu !

Re: Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:39 pm
by marjoram_blues
Walker wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:53 pm Microwave toast?
A true cannibal boils.

Re: Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:39 pm
by Harbal
marjoram_blues wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:38 pm
Harbal wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:21 pm
marjoram_blues wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 9:07 am OK, toast it is.
Hmmm.
What kind of bread, white, brown or multi-seeded ?
White bread, not too thick, and marmalade. Anything else is downright uncivilised. With tea, of course, it has to be coffee for the rest of the day but you have to start it with tea.
Oh - just been hit with a severe case of deja vu !
That's probably your subconscious telling you I'm right. Or it could just be me repeating myself, I'm getting to that age now.

Re: Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:46 pm
by Walker
marjoram_blues wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:39 pm
Walker wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:53 pm Microwave toast?
A true cannibal boils.
Then we can surmise that a true boiling cannibal who simmers down would naturally endanger defenseless veggytables with the new, improved sattvic diet.

Re: Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:51 pm
by Hobbes' Choice
You will be needing some fava beans and a little Chianti.

Re: Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:05 pm
by marjoram_blues
Hobbes' Choice wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:51 pm You will be needing some fava beans and a little Chianti.
I'm having an old friend over for dinner 8)

Re: Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:14 pm
by marjoram_blues
Walker wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:46 pm
marjoram_blues wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:39 pm
Walker wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:53 pm Microwave toast?
A true cannibal boils.
Then we can surmise that a true boiling cannibal who simmers down would naturally endanger defenseless veggytables with the new, improved sattvic diet.
Veggies would be stimulated and charge as One into the roasting and reducing of cannibal nuts.

Re: Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:18 pm
by marjoram_blues
Harbal wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:39 pm
marjoram_blues wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:38 pm
Harbal wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 6:21 pm
White bread, not too thick, and marmalade. Anything else is downright uncivilised. With tea, of course, it has to be coffee for the rest of the day but you have to start it with tea.
Oh - just been hit with a severe case of deja vu !
That's probably your subconscious telling you I'm right. Or it could just be me repeating myself, I'm getting to that age now.
It happens. Repetition. It happens.
We've had this recurring dream as Suppers of the Tea...
And Spreaders of the Marmalade.
On Toast.

Re: Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:30 pm
by Harbal
marjoram_blues wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:18 pm
We've had this recurring dream as Suppers of the Tea...
And Spreaders of the Marmalade.
That doesn't sound very weird for a dream. How many of you were there dreaming it?

Re: Cannibalism on my mind

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:37 pm
by marjoram_blues
Harbal wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:30 pm
marjoram_blues wrote: Thu Sep 28, 2017 8:18 pm
We've had this recurring dream as Suppers of the Tea...
And Spreaders of the Marmalade.
That doesn't sound very weird for a dream. How many of you were there dreaming it?
Oh, just me, myself, I, you, yourself, we, us and a few supertramps.
Can you put your hands in your head, oh no!