A template for dialogues with Immanuel Can
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 5:58 pm
Immanuel Can: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
Respondent: That's not what I believe.
IC: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
R: As I said; that's not what I believe.
IC: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
R: No; that really isn't the position I am trying to defend.
IC: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
R: Nor is anyone else.
IC: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
R: Well, yes; anyone who would try and defend such a view is on a hiding to nothing.
IC: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
R: Because, as you point out, it is clearly nonsense.
IC: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
R: As I said: that's not what I believe.
How many times the above is repeated depends on the patience of R. Immanuel Can will never tire of telling R that the hopeless argument he ascribes to R, is the one that R holds. Having gone through the cycle myself a few times, I am more convinced than ever that the god of Immanuel Can, if it exists, is either cruel or inept, for furnishing his representative on this forum with such inadequate faculties.
Respondent: That's not what I believe.
IC: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
R: As I said; that's not what I believe.
IC: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
R: No; that really isn't the position I am trying to defend.
IC: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
R: Nor is anyone else.
IC: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
R: Well, yes; anyone who would try and defend such a view is on a hiding to nothing.
IC: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
R: Because, as you point out, it is clearly nonsense.
IC: Here's what you believe, and you're a fool to believe it.
R: As I said: that's not what I believe.
How many times the above is repeated depends on the patience of R. Immanuel Can will never tire of telling R that the hopeless argument he ascribes to R, is the one that R holds. Having gone through the cycle myself a few times, I am more convinced than ever that the god of Immanuel Can, if it exists, is either cruel or inept, for furnishing his representative on this forum with such inadequate faculties.