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Can anyone explain why it is the case in the UK, that anyone wearing a baseball cap is guaranteed to be a complete moron?

Hobbes' Choice wrote:Can anyone explain why it is the case in the UK, that anyone wearing a baseball cap is guaranteed to be a complete moron?

It seems to happen the most when they put them on back to front. I don't know if it's a chicken and egg situation. Do morons tend to put their caps on backwards or does putting your cap on backwards turn you into a moron? A bit of both, I suspect.

I'd like to know why North Americans that don't play baseball wear them. 'Are you playing baseball today?'

I'd also like to know why people wear players names. 'Don't you have a name?'

Since baseball caps are American--meaning they are naturally devoid of brain cells-- they parasitically leech the brain cells from the host whose head they are residing on. Unfortunately the process is flawed, in that it doesn't matter how many brain-cells are absorbed from the host, the cap doesn't become more intelligent, whereas the hapless host is rendered a drooling cretin.

Hobbes' Choice wrote:Can anyone explain why it is the case in the UK, that anyone wearing a baseball cap is guaranteed to be a complete moron?

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Pic 1. 'Can I wipe the vomit from my cakehole first, please?

Pic 2. 'Me mum and da will be so proud of this shit on my chest.'

Harbal wrote:

Hobbes' Choice wrote:Can anyone explain why it is the case in the UK, that anyone wearing a baseball cap is guaranteed to be a complete moron?

It seems to happen the most when they put them on back to front. I don't know if it's a chicken and egg situation. Do morons tend to put their caps on backwards or does putting your cap on backwards turn you into a moron? A bit of both, I suspect.

Wow that is deep!
I think that the placement of certain types of clothing can induce some forms of behaviour. This is especially true with uniforms particularly. And the persona of your peers that share the same clothes is catching.

SO you might be on to something here.

I love the pants down crap too.

vegetariantaxidermy wrote:Since baseball caps are American--meaning they are naturally devoid of brain cells-- they parasitically leech the brain cells from the host whose head they are residing on. Unfortunately the process is flawed, in that it doesn't matter how many brain-cells are absorbed from the host, the cap doesn't become more intelligent, whereas the hapless host is rendered a drooling cretin.

I've met Americans that have the ability to wear them with minimal loss of cognition!

It seems that the transcultural exchange of such dangerous items either renders them more potent, or, perhaps the UK host has not had the opportunities of Americans to adapt through natural selection to avoid the worst excesses of brain cell diffusion.

Sadly this adaptation has not managed to protect the UK youth. Next time some twat cuts you up at a road junction, or vomits in the street on a Friday night please note the cap- or the red line of pressure where the hat has been.

Dalek Prime wrote:

Hobbes' Choice wrote:Can anyone explain why it is the case in the UK, that anyone wearing a baseball cap is guaranteed to be a complete moron?

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Pic 1. 'Can I wipe the vomit from my cakehole first, please?

Pic 2. 'Me mum and da will be so proud of this shit on my chest.'

ah iz luvin dis pure gowld chain rawnd me neck init - it give me da green line, sows I know it is pure gowld!!

Dalek Prime wrote:I love the pants down crap too.

Iz sows ma farts can izcape upwards init??

Hobbes' Choice wrote: It seems that the transcultural exchange of such dangerous items either renders them more potent, or, perhaps the UK host has not had the opportunities of Americans to adapt through natural selection to avoid the worst excesses of brain cell diffusion.

Haha. Indeed, Americans are immune to it because there have to be brain cells in the host to begin with.

Hobbes' Choice wrote:

Dalek Prime wrote:

Hobbes' Choice wrote:Can anyone explain why it is the case in the UK, that anyone wearing a baseball cap is guaranteed to be a complete moron?

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Pic 1. 'Can I wipe the vomit from my cakehole first, please?

Pic 2. 'Me mum and da will be so proud of this shit on my chest.'

ah iz luvin dis pure gowld chain rawnd me neck init - it give me da green line, sows I know it is pure gowld!!

Aha! And here I thought he had a green tattoo lol! ( So did he.)

vegetariantaxidermy wrote:

Hobbes' Choice wrote: It seems that the transcultural exchange of such dangerous items either renders them more potent, or, perhaps the UK host has not had the opportunities of Americans to adapt through natural selection to avoid the worst excesses of brain cell diffusion.

Haha. Indeed, Americans are immune to it because there have to be brain cells in the host to begin with.

QED.


I think the red ones must be the most absorbent.

Hobbes' Choice wrote:

Dalek Prime wrote:

Hobbes' Choice wrote:Can anyone explain why it is the case in the UK, that anyone wearing a baseball cap is guaranteed to be a complete moron?

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Pic 1. 'Can I wipe the vomit from my cakehole first, please?

Pic 2. 'Me mum and da will be so proud of this shit on my chest.'

ah iz luvin dis pure gowld chain rawnd me neck init - it give me da green line, sows I know it is pure gowld!!

I love the English, I think they are the most honest and naturally funny people on the planet (not counting politicians), but some of those regional accents make them sound like complete morons.

vegetariantaxidermy wrote:

Hobbes' Choice wrote:

Dalek Prime wrote:
Pic 1. 'Can I wipe the vomit from my cakehole first, please?

Pic 2. 'Me mum and da will be so proud of this shit on my chest.'

ah iz luvin dis pure gowld chain rawnd me neck init - it give me da green line, sows I know it is pure gowld!!

I love the English, I think they are the most honest and naturally funny people on the planet (not counting politicians), but some of those regional accents make them sound like complete morons.

And there is a new London accent which is part american, part jamaican and part cockney. Itz reel Londin streeet init?