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It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

Dalek Prime wrote:It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

Euthanasia by choice could help.

vegetariantaxidermy wrote:

Dalek Prime wrote:It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

Euthanasia by choice could help.

Welcome to management. Your new office is down the hall to your right.

vegetariantaxidermy wrote:

Dalek Prime wrote:It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

Euthanasia by choice could help.

Are you volunteering? Thankyou.

thedoc wrote:

vegetariantaxidermy wrote:

Dalek Prime wrote:It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

Euthanasia by choice could help.

Are you volunteering? Thankyou.

I would choose it. You could too, if you want to. I would recommend it.

vegetariantaxidermy wrote:

thedoc wrote:

vegetariantaxidermy wrote: Euthanasia by choice could help.

Are you volunteering? Thankyou.

I would choose it. You could too, if you want to. I would recommend it.

No thanks, I'm enjoying myself too much.

Eurovision Song Contest on tonight 8pm. Now, will Russia or Australia win?

thedoc wrote: No thanks, I'm enjoying myself too much.

That might be the case now, but in the future you might not be such a smug, self-important cock.

marjoram_blues wrote:Eurovision Song Contest on tonight 8pm. Now, will Russia or Australia win?

Ukraine.

Dalek Prime wrote:

vegetariantaxidermy wrote:

Dalek Prime wrote:It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

Euthanasia by choice could help.

Welcome to management. Your new office is down the hall to your right.

Behind the door marked "BEWARE OF THE TIGER"

marjoram_blues wrote:Eurovision Song Contest on tonight 8pm. Now, will Russia or Australia win?

Cool. I've been watching the old Eurovision's on YouTube. Love it.

Dalek Prime wrote:

marjoram_blues wrote:Eurovision Song Contest on tonight 8pm. Now, will Russia or Australia win?

Cool. I've been watching the old Eurovision's on YouTube. Love it.

Douze points

Hobbes' Choice wrote:

Dalek Prime wrote: Welcome to management. Your new office is down the hall to your right.

Behind the door marked "BEWARE OF THE TIGER"

Shhh... Try not to warn her... Quiet voice...

marjoram_blues wrote:

Dalek Prime wrote:

marjoram_blues wrote:Eurovision Song Contest on tonight 8pm. Now, will Russia or Australia win?

Cool. I've been watching the old Eurovision's on YouTube. Love it.

Douze points

1972(?). 'Knock, knock, who's there'. It came in second to a sweet Irish singer, whose name I forget at the moment. Anyways, great stuff.

Dalek Prime wrote:It has come to our attention that there has been an alarming increase over the past millennia in overall malingering and loitering on this planet, and we would like it to cease.

Thank you.

- Management.

The Management can go fuck itself.