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Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 8:46 pm
by bobevenson
The AEP has an unchanging political platform of proper government, a unique goal and mode of operation, a revolutionary style of promulgation and political action via the Champagne Sherry Principle, its own logo, its own mascot, its own flag, and its own paramilitary organization in Société de Bonnet Rouge (Red Cap Society), inspired by the freedom fighters in the French Revolution. Not only that, it will be the first and only profit-making political party in the history of the world. What more could you ask for?

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:14 pm
by Skip
How does holy shit compare in consistency to pig-shit?

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:26 pm
by bobevenson
Skip wrote:How does holy shit compare in consistency to pig-shit?
Pig shit, of course, is anything that comes out of your mouth, and the verbal consistency varies from not being understood at all to psychotic.

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:34 pm
by Lacewing
bobevenson wrote:The AEP has... its own logo and mascot, its own flag...
Whoopee!

No decoder ring??

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:46 pm
by bobevenson
Lacewing wrote:
bobevenson wrote:The AEP has... its own logo and mascot, its own flag...
Whoopee! No decoder ring??
What have you got against mascots like the Republican elephant or the Democrat donkey? Does your country have a political mascot? Oh, I forgot, you're just a bunch of socialists. The AEP mascot is a baby gorilla (transposing the AEP into APE), a lovable mascot that will attract younger voters.

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:54 pm
by Lacewing
bobevenson wrote:What have you got against mascots like the Republican elephant or the Democrat donkey? Does your country have a political mascot? Oh, I forgot, you're just a bunch of socialists.
What country do you think I'm in, Bob?
bobevenson wrote:The AEP mascot is a baby gorilla (transposing the AEP into APE), a lovable mascot that will attract younger voters.
Well, that doesn't make any sense. Are you targeting all those baby voters you intend on giving voting rights to? I think a clown would be a much more suitable mascot... for all sorts of reasons.

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 9:59 pm
by mickthinks
Wow, just like playmobil
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Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 10:11 pm
by bobevenson
Lacewing wrote:
bobevenson wrote:What have you got against mascots like the Republican elephant or the Democrat donkey? Does your country have a political mascot? Oh, I forgot, you're just a bunch of socialists.
What country do you think I'm in, Bob?
bobevenson wrote:The AEP mascot is a baby gorilla (transposing the AEP into APE), a lovable mascot that will attract younger voters.
Well, that doesn't make any sense. Are you targeting all those baby voters you intend on giving voting rights to? I think a clown would be a much more suitable mascot... for all sorts of reasons.
I don't think you ever mentioned your country, you know, like you're ashamed of it. Please don't say it's the USA since I have a weak stomach. The AEP mascot is both classy and child-friendly, often shown sitting on the bottom circle segment of the AEP logo, and hanging on to the two upper circle segments. Cool, huh? I think it could be launched as a new ritzy line of clothing like the Izod alligator.

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:11 am
by Lacewing
bobevenson wrote:I don't think you ever mentioned your country, you know, like you're ashamed of it. Please don't say it's the USA since I have a weak stomach..
Yes, within the past week, remember... I told you I was an American and that you were embarrassing Americans. See how you tune out the feedback that could make you more self-aware?
bobevenson wrote:The AEP mascot is both classy and child-friendly, often shown sitting on the bottom circle segment of the AEP logo, and hanging on to the two upper circle segments. Cool, huh? I think it could be launched as a new ritzy line of clothing like the Izod alligator.
So is the organization going to accomplish anything before you start selling your apparel line, or are you hoping to appeal to shallow zombie people who don't care if there is substance behind the brand or not?

And what is your primary goal, Bob: (1) To make money, or (2) to improve the world, or (3) to save people's souls? Is that the right order?

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 1:13 pm
by bobevenson
Lacewing wrote:And what is your primary goal, Bob: (1) To make money, or (2) to improve the world, or (3) to save people's souls? Is that the right order?
Yeah, that's about right, but don't forget, all three are just about equal in strength.

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 7:41 pm
by Arising_uk
Actually no, his role is to hand us over to the beast until his 'God' comes and slaughters a great chunk of us.

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 8:20 pm
by bobevenson
Are you having some sort of demonic flashbacks? Please get off your hallucinogenic drugs!

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 8:31 pm
by Arising_uk
bobevenson wrote:Are you having some sort of demonic flashbacks? Please get off your hallucinogenic drugs!
Nah! Bobby, you are the only one consorting with daemons, Anti-Baptist and False Prophet for Satan and the beast and all that.

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 8:56 pm
by bobevenson
I'd say anybody who spells "demon" as "daemon" is possessed by some unnatural force.

Re: Holy Shit, the AEP Has Everything!

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 12:40 am
by Arising_uk
bobevenson wrote:I'd say anybody who spells "demon" as "daemon" is possessed by some unnatural force.
Yup! The philosophical spirit.