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Although most of my colleagues were offended, I always enjoyed them. I always saw some truth in the joke.

Why are lawyers never victims of shark attacks ?

Professional curtsy.

duszek wrote:Why are lawyers never victims of shark attacks ?

Professional curtsy.

Sharks can't curtsy as they do not wear dresses.

curtsy
ˈkəːtsi/Submit
noun
1.
a woman's or girl's formal greeting made by bending the knees with one foot in front of the other.

Courtesy?

Breaking News: Lawyer receives arsehole transplant.

News Update: Despite all the efforts of the medical staff the arsehole rejects the Lawyer.

Yes, it was courtesy.
You get a point, Hobbes.

My American boyfriend likes this joke and has told me this joke many times. I have not seen it written until now.

duszek wrote:Yes, it was courtesy.
You get a point, Hobbes.

My American boyfriend likes this joke and has told me this joke many times. I have not seen it written until now.

People tend to lack courtesy these days!
As for curtsy. I think the Queen gets them, but so few others, thankfully.

What do you have if you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?


A. - not enough sand.

Do you know that 90% of the lawyers are giving the other 10% a bad name.

A lawyer told me that it was part of his job to get people to trust him.

I asked him how that was working out.

thedoc wrote:What do you have if you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?


A. - not enough sand.

I like that one.