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I have proof that if you die you will

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 1:30 am
by paulobrienhunter
most likely (%99.99...) be in paradise so I want someone to die, come back to this realm, and let me die at their house since I can't do it where I'm at, that, or just let me die at their house after I've proven that if you die you will most likely (%99.99...) go to paradise.

Who will volunteer?

Whoever does will get the link to the proof and we can debate it here.

Re: I have proof that if you die you will

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 12:38 am
by Dalek Prime
I would like to be the first to volunteer... others. :shock:

Re: I have proof that if you die you will

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 12:45 am
by Arising_uk
Seconded.

Re: I have proof that if you die you will

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 3:19 am
by Bill Wiltrack
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Since the original poster is sure they will be in paradise when they die, what's stopping them from entering now?

This, where we are, isn't paradise.

Um,...and there's this little thing of coming back to this realm, ah, well, that's not going to happen. Never has.


Okay. Carry on.





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Re: I have proof that if you die you will

Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 10:40 pm
by Arising_uk
Where's my link?

Re: I have proof that if you die you will

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 2:50 am
by Dalek Prime
I didn't volunteer you.

Re: I have proof that if you die you will

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:02 am
by Arising_uk
Ah!

I volunteer. Please send me my link.

Re: I have proof that if you die you will

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:02 pm
by Dalek Prime
I don't think he's coming back.

Re: I have proof that if you die you will

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 9:51 pm
by Impenitent