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Are there still any British Israelites around?

Have the British Israelites got any power?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Israelism

Hello?

Brit Dems wrote:Hello?

Sorry, there's nobody home.

bobevenson wrote:

Brit Dems wrote:Hello?

Sorry, there's nobody home.

O.K.

Thanks.

So the lights are on but nobody is in.

Brit Dems wrote:

bobevenson wrote:

Brit Dems wrote:Hello?

Sorry, there's nobody home.

O.K.

Thanks.

So the lights are on but nobody is in.

It's just a nightlight for ghosts.

bobevenson wrote: Sorry, there's nobody home.

O.K.

Thanks.

So the lights are on but nobody is in.

It's just a nightlight for ghosts.

Oh!

O.K.

British Israelites afraid of ghosts!?

Brit Dems wrote:

bobevenson wrote: Sorry, there's nobody home.

O.K.

Thanks.

So the lights are on but nobody is in.

It's just a nightlight for ghosts.

Oh!

O.K.

British Israelites afraid of ghosts!?

No, Israelites are afraid of ghosts, but the British are afraid of everything.

bobevenson wrote:

Brit Dems wrote:

bobevenson wrote: Sorry, there's nobody home.

O.K.

Thanks.

So the lights are on but nobody is in.

It's just a nightlight for ghosts.

Oh!

O.K.

British Israelites afraid of ghosts!?

No, Israelites are afraid of ghosts, but the British are afraid of everything.

Ah!

Very good.

That is why the 'Brit Dems' are just perfect for this project.