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Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 12:52 pm
by Walker
Kimmel creates a great Elmer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUakJe2laGQ

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 10:44 pm
by Phil8659
Sure, but I wear briefs to cover it.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2025 11:29 pm
by accelafine
Walker wrote: Wed Nov 19, 2025 12:52 pm Kimmel creates a great Elmer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUakJe2laGQ
So unfunny and obviously staged. What's with the 'alrighty' and 'yes indeedy' baby talk that American women carry on with? It's nauseating. A simple 'fuck off you weirdo' would do.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2025 1:08 pm
by Walker
accelafine wrote: Wed Nov 19, 2025 11:29 pm
Why, that little punk ... :twisted:

:lol:

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2025 8:16 pm
by Phil8659
accelafine wrote: Wed Nov 19, 2025 11:29 pm
Walker wrote: Wed Nov 19, 2025 12:52 pm Kimmel creates a great Elmer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUakJe2laGQ
So unfunny and obviously staged. What's with the 'alrighty' and 'yes indeedy' baby talk that American women carry on with? It's nauseating. A simple 'fuck off you weirdo' would do.
Do you actually believe that women, are portrayed in one way in America?
And how does a geographical location become adjectival to any object?
And when we name a thing, which provides what is called a container for data of that thing, become any relative difference in that container so as to become a predicate of the container's name?
Or in the simple, how does a member of a class become equal to the class of which it is a member?
Is any part equal to the whole, so that now, the name of the whole become synonymous with any name of a part?

Look up Confucius's quote on the Rectification of Names, and actually work out what is actually part of the foundation of grammar.

Grammar is for the simplification and focus upon what is actually happening around us. Now, does it make you simple, or is it suppose to simplify by standardization, our ability to manage our life?

One's own simplicity does not organize the complex universe.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2025 10:01 pm
by accelafine
Reading more than a sentence or two of the insane can induce insanity in the reader so it should be avoided at all costs.

Take heed. This is not a joke. I repeat. This.. is...not... a...joke.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2025 10:11 pm
by Phil8659
accelafine wrote: Thu Nov 20, 2025 10:01 pm Reading more than a sentence or two of the insane can induce insanity in the reader so it should be avoided at all costs.

Take heed. This is not a joke. I repeat. This.. is...not... a...joke.
Then why do you write at all when you can check yourself into a sanitarium?

You know, many a scholar has had themselves committed in order to achieve the peace they needed to produce a work.

One example was a man who, while incarcerated, figured out how to square a circle off the base of a right triangle, so the story in a book went, but no one could figure out how to do it.
So, I produced the figure and it is in the Delian Quest. The figure takes 22/7 as pi. The figure gives a quick and dirty product.

Re: Got any good jokes?

Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2025 12:21 pm
by Walker
“I think I learned a lot about women. I think I learned exactly how the fall of man occurred in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the garden and Adam said one day, “Wow Eve, here we are, one with nature, one with god, we’ll never age, we’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said yeah, it’s just not enough, is it.”

Great reactions, here …
https://twitter.com/i/status/1991741441731883502

:lol: