An argument for the existence of God

[attofishpi]

I think you'd better give me the clue.
Please don't take it too personally if, when I know the answer, I find fault with your riddle.

Its location is a homophone of the word 'soul'

[chaz wyman]

I think you'd better give me the clue.
Please don't take it too personally if, when I know the answer, I find fault with your riddle.

Its location is a homophone of the word 'soul'

So, its a material object, very small whose "location" is a hole?

A fart?

[attofishpi]

So, its a material object, very small whose "location" is a hole?

A fart?

Its a PERFECT homophone of the word """SOUL"""...hint:- you actually have two of them

[chaz wyman]

So, its a material object, very small whose "location" is a hole?

A fart?

Its a PERFECT homophone of the word """SOUL"""...hint:- you actually have two of them

Of my feet?

[attofishpi]

So, its a material object, very small whose "location" is a hole?

A fart?

Its a PERFECT homophone of the word """SOUL"""...hint:- you actually have two of them

Of my feet?

Yes (foot)...the very tiny object is located in the sole of your foot

[attofishpi]

Would you like the answer chaz?

[chaz wyman]

Would you like the answer chaz?

I thought you said already.

Tell me!

[attofishpi]

I thought you said already.

Tell me!

It's a splinter in your foot.

[chaz wyman]

I thought you said already.

Tell me!

It's a splinter in your foot.

That is the first thing I thought of. SO I AKSED IF THE MEANING OF THE WORD "IT" changed!!!!!!


Explain, "I picked it up to look for it"?

[attofishpi]

That is the first thing I thought of.

BULLSHIT!

SO I AKSED IF THE MEANING OF THE WORD "IT" changed!!!!!!

Explain, "I picked it up to look for it"?

The logic is flawless.
Are you saying you have never picked something up with your foot?

[chaz wyman]

That is the first thing I thought of.

BULLSHIT!

SO I AKSED IF THE MEANING OF THE WORD "IT" changed!!!!!!

Explain, "I picked it up to look for it"?

The logic is flawless.
Are you saying you have never picked something up with your foot?

IT changes from the splinter to the FOOT

I knew it would be a waste of time.

[attofishpi]

IT changes from the splinter to the FOOT

No IT doesn't.

I walked along till i found a splinter
I picked up the splinter to look for the splinter
I found i couldn't find the splinter
I put down the splinter and walked away with the splinter

I knew it would be a waste of time.

You are an arrogant shit.
Your riddle is ENTIRELY flawed in a very simple way. I'll give you an example.

Attofishpi accidentally walks into an atheist convention.
Realising he is surrounded by irrational short sighted idiots that think they have a mandate on science,
he walks backwards and exits the building. Thus his thoughts lead his nose.
I only have to walk backwards for your riddle to be entirely flawed.

[chaz wyman]

IT changes from the splinter to the FOOT

No IT doesn't.

I walked along till i found a splinter
I picked up the splinter to look for the splinter. NO you pick up your foot, if you picked up the splinter you would have to know where it it.
I found i couldn't find the splinter
I put down my foot and walked away with the splinter

I knew it would be a waste of time.

You are an arrogant shit.
Your riddle is ENTIRELY flawed in a very simple way. I'll give you an example.

Attofishpi accidentally walks into an atheist convention.
Realising he is surrounded by irrational short sighted idiots that think they have a mandate on science,
he walks backwards and exits the building. Thus his thoughts lead his nose.
I only have to walk backwards for your riddle to be entirely flawed.

[chaz wyman]

That tumbleweed is still rolling...
Have you wondered why?

[attofishpi]

NO you pick up your foot, if you picked up the splinter you would have to know where it is.

NO! You wouldn't need to know where the splinter is to pick it up. That's the beauty of it being a splinter, it hurts.

That tumbleweed is still rolling...
Have you wondered why?

Not really. Theists are an assorted bunch, I gave the opportunity to argue for or against my evidence. I certainly wouldn't expect a fundamentalist to post a reply.